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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 26, 2012 16:36:07 GMT -5
BRB: I don't run this company anymore, you ingrate. The son of a bitch who weaseled me out of the CEO position is the same son of a bitch who holds this company's World Heavyweight Championship belt. If he didn't screw me, I could answer that for you, but no, you cheered for him from the sidelines while I have one last hurrah for the future of this company before it began it's slow shame back to the Dark Ages.
We could have been a team, Hayden.
No one appreciates your work until you're gone. Now we have a cultist in charge who chases ghosts that interfere with matches. I cheered for him? I didn't give a damn about him. As far as I knew, that was another matter entirely.
As for us being a team, you asked me to give up a shot at Michaels in order for us to unite. That wasn't going to happen. Any chance I have at Michaels I'm going to take, because that rat bastard is going to pay for screwing me over time and time again.
But still, you are the Majority Shareholder. Which means that people can talk and talk, but the buck stops with you. CEO or not, you still control this company. You just have other people who's input is needed.
And even then, the tag titles were not defended nor won. And our "champions" hasn't defended the belts in months. I think our CEO and Board of Directors can understand why I'm upset by this. BRB: I am contractually barred from the day to day operations of this company. At least, so long as I want this company to maintain its sponsorship with Nintendo...
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Nov 27, 2012 7:13:11 GMT -5
*Connor Mackenzie sits in front of a computer screen, garbed in a hoodie and drinking a protein shake as he shakes his head a bit and rubs his eyes* CM: Uhh...sorry folks but my night is just about over. Chatting is fun with you all but I am an hour past when I was supposed to be done...*Chuckling, Connor types out a message before hitting enter and starts to move the mouse to browser windows before hearing a sound to indicate he has a new chat window that has opened. Narrowing his eyes a bit he shakes his head but smirks.* CM: Alright...one more question I guess.*Connor opens the window and starts to read, the expression on his face taking on a serious tone.* ** User ShockMaster597 has requested a chat! ** ShockMaster597: I saw the image you posted of the torn page and wanted to let you know I've been able to start deciphering some of it. Mind you, it would have been easier with the whole thing but it looks like it might be something that will be of interest to you. DigitalDragon: Hey, thanks! I have to admit I'm a bit surprised hearing this but you may have just made my day ShockMaster.ShockMaster597: Least I can do. From what I can tell, it would certainly point in the direction of some sort of ritual for summoning or possession. The wording is...still a bit sketchy but I know I'll get it. Hopefully it will help you. I'll send you an email once I have what I can translated. DigitalDragon: That's awesome! Thank you so much for the help. I had a feeling that there was something up and I'm glad it seems like my hunch was right.Shockmaster597: It should be ready for Niteraw. I'm looking forward to watching Dupoe's reaction when you bring it up. DigitalDragon: For the help you can be sure you're going to get a shout-out. Got a name?Shockmaster597: I think I'd like to remain safely anonymous for now. But in time I'll be sure to let you know who I am so I can get a bit of the recognition. I've got your email address so I'll make sure to send it to you. Anyway, got to get to work. DigitalDragon: Alright, take care Shock and thanks again for all of your help. *Connor leans back in his chair as ShockMaster logs off, clicking the window closed as he silently ponders.*
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Post by Bull Ant on Nov 28, 2012 10:07:45 GMT -5
Where's this company's Freakin' Awesome Title? It's around Viva's waist as we speak and it's going to stay around his waist after he puts Bull Ant's buxom bitch of a sister in her place at WrestleCrApocalypse. Moo: What did you call me? I am not a bitch, if anyone is its you! You cant win a match or even keep your job as FAWA manager. Me on the other hand I won that halloween battle royale for a shot at that title in my THIRD match here at FAWA! And my FIRST match here was for that SAME title with me being the last competitor in the match against ghost. I may have not been here long but I've proved myself here. So DON'T call me a Bitch, Little Girl or Diva, if you call me only one thing let it be Joshi. Because that is who I am, what I am and will always be a Female Wrestler. Viva you better be ready, Im coming for your Title. JOSHI 4 LIFE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 29, 2012 1:26:08 GMT -5
*Michael Hayden is seen watching Richlen's promo on NiteRaw when a backstage worker approaches him.*
Michael Hayden, Michael Hayden.... any response to Gus Richlen's words on NiteRaw?
*Hayden pauses for a second, looking at the worker. Hayden smirks as he watches the end of Richlen's promo before turning towards the worker.*
In due time. Now beat it, I have a TV Title to regain. A title that, if memory serves correctly, Gus Richlen has never won.
But knowing Gus, he'll see that as just more "disrespect"...
*Hayden smirks as he begins warming up for his match.*
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 1, 2012 12:40:29 GMT -5
Brawler and Enigma, you keep verbally digging bigger holes for yourselves and you're not giving yourself a way out.
Me, jealous of YOU, Brawler?! Jealous of someone who, whenever the stakes are even close to their highest, CHOKES?! Jealous of someone who can't win a match at Gookermania?! Oh wait, are you going to blame Jonathan Michaels or me for those too?
Enigma, you can say all you want that you don't respect me, and I'm not surprised since you haven't shown respect towards anyone else, and you can claim that you are the greatest Inter-Forum Champion of all time. It doesn't matter how many times you say it, it doesn't make it true. You never WERE the greatest and you will NEVER be the greatest.
In two weeks, I wil put an END to your constant whining and complaing because things don't go the way YOU want them to. I WILL end your little fantasy of becoming Undisputed Champion. And I will rip that title from you and MAKE YOU RESPECT ME. Why? Because that's what I do, that's what I've ALWAYS done, and that's what I always WILL do.
In this food chain, I HAVE NO NATURAL PREDATORS, Enigma. The time has come for the Predator Knight to become king of the domain.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 1, 2012 22:22:49 GMT -5
Brawler and Enigma, you keep verbally digging bigger holes for yourselves and you're not giving yourself a way out.
Me, jealous of YOU, Brawler?! Jealous of someone who, whenever the stakes are even close to their highest, CHOKES?! Jealous of someone who can't win a match at Gookermania?! Oh wait, are you going to blame Jonathan Michaels or me for those too?
Enigma, you can say all you want that you don't respect me, and I'm not surprised since you haven't shown respect towards anyone else, and you can claim that you are the greatest Inter-Forum Champion of all time. It doesn't matter how many times you say it, it doesn't make it true. You never WERE the greatest and you will NEVER be the greatest.
In two weeks, I wil put an END to your constant whining and complaing because things don't go the way YOU want them to. I WILL end your little fantasy of becoming Undisputed Champion. And I will rip that title from you and MAKE YOU RESPECT ME. Why? Because that's what I do, that's what I've ALWAYS done, and that's what I always WILL do.
In this food chain, I HAVE NO NATURAL PREDATORS, Enigma. The time has come for the Predator Knight to become king of the domain. You really still don't understand do you? You poor fool...
Gus, you didn't have to drag yourself into this. You say that I am whining and complaining because things aren't going my way...well WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO?! WHEN WILL I BEAT TREATED LIKE A CHAMPION, GUS?!
Even after I have held this title for a combined eleven months, I'm not getting respected by FAWA management. You've seen the matches I've had recently, Gus. I got screwed by a referee two weeks in a row. And yet you say that I'm whining, that I'm complaining. What are you doing about me Gus? Seems like you are WHINING AND COMPLAINING about me calling myself the greatest Inter-Forum champion.
Every time I have complained about FAWA management, I have had valid points. You didn't look at those facts though did you, Gus? What exactly IS your agenda, Mr. Predator Knight? Are you planning to use me as a stepping stone? Are you just seeking revenge for last November when I took this title from you? What exactly is your goal in this? Are you jealous of my success? Are you trying to protect the past and keep Above Average as the greatest Inter-Forum champion? What IS your motive?
It really doesn't matter though, Gus. In two weeks, I'll be walking out of our match with my Inter-Forum title. You say you have no "natural" predators in FAWA. That's all fine and dandy, but unfortunately for you, there is NOBODY in FAWA that is better as deception, misdirection and setting my opponent up to fail as the Head Detective. You can claim yourself the predator, but even the predator falls to their prey once in a while, Gus. I have thrived as Inter-Forum champion by being the prey. You've got me stuck in a corner now though because management decided to help you.
However you should know an animal is most dangerous when it is CORNERED! So bring it on, Predator Knight. If you think Shaelin mocking me is going to throw me off my game you are DEAD WRONG! I am walking into Thunder dome with one belt, and I'm walking out with two, and no amount of predators will keep THIS prey from the Undisputed Championship. This is just another chapter in the storied history of Aaron Enigma.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 2, 2012 10:15:22 GMT -5
No, Enigma, I DO understand. Oh, I do indeed understand. I UNDERSTAND YOU NEED YOUR DAMN PEDESTAL RIPPED APART!
You're under a load of mistaken impressions, and I'm going to take them apart piece by piece.
You think that length is what makes a champion great. WRONG. Naming just one former Inter-Forum Champion that was better than you overall, I need look no further than "Damn Right" Jackson. Better than you in every way, Shape and form.
You think that I'm an easy one to defeat and hat I don't deserve my opportunities, my accolades, or any respect. Worse, you seem to still think it's 2011 as far as I'm concerned. WRONG. I am stronger now, both physically and mentally, than I was last year. I am more dangerous as a competitor than I was last year. I am simply better than I was a year ago. You haven't had the bad fortune to have to deal with me since last year.
For you to insist that I don't deserve respect is another mistake that will come back to ruin you in two weeks. Those that refuse to respect me, I leave them unable to leave the arena on their own power. I send them to the hospital. I take everythin they throw at me and I give it back tenfold. I am a destroyer, Aaron Enigma, and when people refuse to respect me, I FORCE them to do so. Ask each and every member of what was The Fallen... if you can find them.
In two weeks, I will cut you down and put you back down in your place where you belong, and I will end your reign as champion, because I simply am better than you. It's not empty boasting, Enigma. IT'S A FACT.
And in the unlikely event that you survive the Thunderdome and become World Champion, I will be watching backstage, and I will walk out, cash in my title shot WHICH I EARNED, and I WILL take that title from you as well. AND THERE IS NOTHIN THAT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE WILL BE ABLE TO DO ABOUT IT.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 3, 2012 0:06:06 GMT -5
I guess any man can have there day if Bull Ant can beat me.
Anyway, I have some business to attend to in Japan. Let's just say......I'm gonna be talking to people who Jonathan Michaels wife hasn't talked to in more than a year.
Her own family........
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 3, 2012 0:35:43 GMT -5
No, Enigma, I DO understand. Oh, I do indeed understand. I UNDERSTAND YOU NEED YOUR DAMN PEDESTAL RIPPED APART!
You're under a load of mistaken impressions, and I'm going to take them apart piece by piece.
You think that length is what makes a champion great. WRONG. Naming just one former Inter-Forum Champion that was better than you overall, I need look no further than "Damn Right" Jackson. Better than you in every way, Shape and form.
You think that I'm an easy one to defeat and hat I don't deserve my opportunities, my accolades, or any respect. Worse, you seem to still think it's 2011 as far as I'm concerned. WRONG. I am stronger now, both physically and mentally, than I was last year. I am more dangerous as a competitor than I was last year. I am simply better than I was a year ago. You haven't had the bad fortune to have to deal with me since last year.
For you to insist that I don't deserve respect is another mistake that will come back to ruin you in two weeks. Those that refuse to respect me, I leave them unable to leave the arena on their own power. I send them to the hospital. I take everythin they throw at me and I give it back tenfold. I am a destroyer, Aaron Enigma, and when people refuse to respect me, I FORCE them to do so. Ask each and every member of what was The Fallen... if you can find them.
In two weeks, I will cut you down and put you back down in your place where you belong, and I will end your reign as champion, because I simply am better than you. It's not empty boasting, Enigma. IT'S A FACT.
And in the unlikely event that you survive the Thunderdome and become World Champion, I will be watching backstage, and I will walk out, cash in my title shot WHICH I EARNED, and I WILL take that title from you as well. AND THERE IS NOTHIN THAT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE WILL BE ABLE TO DO ABOUT IT. You think I haven't noticed what you've done in the past year? You evolved Gus. You changed from the X-Treme Machine into the Predator Knight. You clawed your way up the ladder, but you decided to go to management and force me into a title match. Did it ever occur to you to just challenge me? I've told every I will find anyone, anywhere, at any time for this title. You went above my head to management because you knew they would agree because they just don't seem to like me.
However, you aren't the only one that evolved in the past year, Gus. I was merely the Head Detective when I beat you for this Inter-Forum title. Since then I've had to adapt to new situations for a year. Do you think I was happy when Brawler took my title and forced me to fight Smokin' Vokoun and Evil M to get back the title that was rightfully mine? No I wasn't, but I entered that ring and beat the holy hell out of those two. Since then I've been evolving every match, adapting to the situation and getting out of it with my title.
You say that you are just better than me, that it is a FACT. However the FACT remains that I AM Inter-Forum champion, and that's going to be true when I walk into Thunderdome. You can spout about how you destroy people that don't respect you, but I won't be following the same pattern. You see, when people don't respect me, I react in the exact same way you do, Gus. I have fought tooth and nail for the last year to earn the respect of people, and instead management has turned against me. For what? Saying I deserve a Heavyweight title shot? You don't think after a year of being Inter-Forum champion I deserve a shot at the biggest brass ring in the company?
Words appear to just be pointless to you, Gus. You paraded Shaelin into the ring to mock me. How is THAT honorable, Predator Knight? How does that prove you can beat me? How does that prove you are the better man in this fight?
In two weeks, you can try your damn hardest to end my title reign. You can try to destroy me, Gus, but the keyword is TRY. You can use any strategy, any move, any THING to beat me, but really you are just blinding yourself from the truth. The truth that I am walking into Thunderdome with my Inter-Forum title, and walking out with my Heavyweight title.
Your threats of a briefcase cash-in don't scare me. Believe what you want, but when you step into the ring with Aaron Enigma, there is ALWAYS SOMETHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT! My career has been MADE with improvisation, which means when you think you've beaten me, you might want to think twice because that's when I'm at my best.
I'll see you in two weeks, Gus. You can use any words you want, but in the end, you're just going to end up as another chapter in the history books.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 3, 2012 0:52:21 GMT -5
I guess any man can have there day if Bull Ant can beat me.
Anyway, I have some business to attend to in Japan. Let's just say......I'm gonna be talking to people who Jonathan Michaels wife hasn't talked to in more than a year.
Her own family........ BRB: I hear they have a proverb there that goes, "He who talks the most shit is the most full of it."
I can think of some employees of this company who that proverb may concern.
I have a Beat the Clock Challenge to train for, but could you ask him for his X-Box Live ID? I'd love to face him in a match in FAWA '13...
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 3, 2012 2:42:22 GMT -5
I guess any man can have there day if Bull Ant can beat me.
Anyway, I have some business to attend to in Japan. Let's just say......I'm gonna be talking to people who Jonathan Michaels wife hasn't talked to in more than a year.
Her own family........ BRB: I hear they have a proverb there that goes, "He who talks the most s*** is the most full of it."
I can think of some employees of this company who that proverb may concern.
I have a Beat the Clock Challenge to train for, but could you ask him for his X-Box Live ID? I'd love to face him in a match in FAWA '13... Ask who? If you are talking about her father.........you know damn well that he is dead. In fact, I think you and several people are hiding something involving Hideo's death. I find it very strange that Hideo just died as he said he was going to cut off his own daughter.
I'm sure you will tell me that it is a minor coincidence, but that could be that you still have some care for Jonathan to cover the truth..............or could the truth hurt you as well. Oh well, the reason I am heading to Japan is because there are some certain new evidence coming up that could re-open the investigation of his death.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Dec 3, 2012 6:26:36 GMT -5
So, a Pick your Poison challenge.
I bet all y'all are wondering why I would ask for that.
Simply put I have a plan, I know some people who would kill for an oppurtunity to fight these 3.
The funny thing is that two of said people were parodied by Gus last week and are probably full of piss and vinegar about it.
And Brawler one last thing.
You can't begin to comprehend the mistake that you made this last week, and if I'm the one who gets to pick your opponent, I'm going to choose someone who will put you in a hospital.
See you at the arena!
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 3, 2012 7:34:02 GMT -5
*A FAWA.com Exclusive*
TH: Welcome back to Niteraw folks. Quite a night we have seen thus far but the action is far from over.
JK: You can say that again Hoss. Why-
TH: Don't look now King but I think we've got some company.
JK: What is Mackenzie wanting now? He's already lost maybe he should just got backstage and lick his wounds or whatever it is Dragons do.
*Walking out onto the entry ramp, Connor looks out at the crowd as he is still garbed in his ring attire from earlier. Wasting little time he moves straight for the ring, tagging fans as he goes but keeping his eyes forward before sliding under the bottom rope and signalling for a mic which is tossed to him.*
CM: Now then, since Dupoe seems to have it in his head he doesn't want to see me in this ring I figured I'd make life a little more difficult for him and just come out unexpectedly.
*Connor turns back to the entry ramp.*
CM: Dupoe! I've been told what those papers were! Now you've got two options. Either you come out here and be a man and explain to my face just what the hell you're trying to pull or I come back there and beat the answer out of you.
*The crowd erupts as Connor is breathing heavily, obviously very upset as he looks on and waits.*
That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die
TH: While Mackenzie's fired up I'm not sure this is such a wise move for him.
JK: Calling out the CEO is not the smartest thing anyone has ever done.
*Coming out onto the entry ramp, Jeremy Dupoe looks on as he is quickly flanked by both Mario Nett and Jack Cain. Opehilia follows behind the trio, as Dupoe sneers and holds his book in hand before climbing the ring steps. Nett and Cain follow as Ophelia moves around the ring. Nett moves in front of Connor as Nett and Cain move to either side of him.*
JD: Connor, Connor, Connor...just what do you expect to gain here? Do you seriously think I am going to admit to any sort of guilt. In case you haven't noticed, I have much more pressing matters at hand. The end of the world will not happen on it's own you know.
*Dupoe grins as Connor looks at him with a cold face.*
CM: I know about the ceremony Dupoe...
*Dupoe pauses, eyeing Connor for a moment before narrowing his eyes.*
JD: Connor, I know you are not educated nearly enough to know how to read the sacred words of-
CM: We are in the digital age Dupoe. It didn't take much to figure it out. A picture, a post to a message board and sure enough I was in touch with a certain ShockMaster597 who had it translated. At least, what he could translate. The jig is up as they say.
*Jeremy shakes his head for a moment, a look of bemusement playing on his features.*
JD: Connor...you have no idea what you are getting yourself into. But let me just say that it was not I who decided to have you lose that match. The prophecy was fulfilled and I had no part in doing so. You were not destined to be FAWA Champ-
CM: Stuff your prophecies where the sun doesn't shine Dupoe!
*The crowd responds as Connor's eyes look on with a bit of anger starting to show.*
CM: The only thing that is going to end as far as I'm concerned is this little charade you have going. I knew from day one that you were nothing more then a nut and time and again you've proven just that as well as how much of an annoyance you can be. But I always managed to keep you out. Until NoTWZ where you-
JD: I have already told you that I did not do it! As much as I would like to admit to it I did not because nothing gives me greater pleasure then seeing lesser men like you writhe in anguish. And I have seen it many, many times. But by Dagon it was not me or anyone in my employ. Though I am curious about this "ShockMaster" fellow and how he is so...versed in the words of my master. Perhaps he shall be someone of use in the coming Apocalypse. Yes...another prophecy coming to fruition.
CM: Another prophecy! Another hoax is more like it! Another piece of trash just like tabloids who talk about Nastradamus and Bigfoot. You are a con, a phony and a man who should never have been put into the position you are in. This company's future has never looked so bleak.
JD: Ha! This company is thriving under the banner of my leadership! Chaos reigns! It is a sight of beauty, and while the coming darkness approaches this company shall be what aids me in its fruition! Is the success of the FAWA not worth the sacrifice of one idealistic man's dreams of success!?
*Connor's jaw clenches as he slowly brings the mic up.*
CM: You'll never stop at one...
*With that Connor drops the mic and launches himself up with a standing dropkick that sends Dupoe out through the ropes as Cain and Nett pounce and start hammering on Connor. As the two men get Connor to his feet, Nett irish whips Connor into the ropes. Rebounding off, Nett is bent over in anticipation but is met with a stiff kick from Connor which causes him to stumble back. Nett runs at Connor who ducks and pulls the rope down, causing Nett to tumble to the mat as Connor looks ready to strike as Cain is stunned with his back to Connor. Turning, Connor latches onto Cain, ready to hit a BSOD as the crowd roars but at the last moment Jeremy re-enters the ring with a steel chair handed to him by Ophelia. Winding up, Dupoe hits Connor in the back hard which forces him to release Cain. Grinning wickedly, Dupoe levels another shot as Connor lays prone on the mat before Cain gives a few boots for good measure. The chorus of boos is quite loud as Dupoe looks out at the crowd and tosses the chair aside and slowly moves through the ropes. Cain follows as Nett moves with Ophelia to join them and move up the ramp as officials move down to the ring to check on Connor.*
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 3, 2012 12:33:04 GMT -5
No, Enigma, I DO understand. Oh, I do indeed understand. I UNDERSTAND YOU NEED YOUR DAMN PEDESTAL RIPPED APART!
You're under a load of mistaken impressions, and I'm going to take them apart piece by piece.
You think that length is what makes a champion great. WRONG. Naming just one former Inter-Forum Champion that was better than you overall, I need look no further than "Damn Right" Jackson. Better than you in every way, Shape and form.
You think that I'm an easy one to defeat and hat I don't deserve my opportunities, my accolades, or any respect. Worse, you seem to still think it's 2011 as far as I'm concerned. WRONG. I am stronger now, both physically and mentally, than I was last year. I am more dangerous as a competitor than I was last year. I am simply better than I was a year ago. You haven't had the bad fortune to have to deal with me since last year.
For you to insist that I don't deserve respect is another mistake that will come back to ruin you in two weeks. Those that refuse to respect me, I leave them unable to leave the arena on their own power. I send them to the hospital. I take everythin they throw at me and I give it back tenfold. I am a destroyer, Aaron Enigma, and when people refuse to respect me, I FORCE them to do so. Ask each and every member of what was The Fallen... if you can find them.
In two weeks, I will cut you down and put you back down in your place where you belong, and I will end your reign as champion, because I simply am better than you. It's not empty boasting, Enigma. IT'S A FACT.
And in the unlikely event that you survive the Thunderdome and become World Champion, I will be watching backstage, and I will walk out, cash in my title shot WHICH I EARNED, and I WILL take that title from you as well. AND THERE IS NOTHIN THAT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE WILL BE ABLE TO DO ABOUT IT. You think I haven't noticed what you've done in the past year? You evolved Gus. You changed from the X-Treme Machine into the Predator Knight. You clawed your way up the ladder, but you decided to go to management and force me into a title match. Did it ever occur to you to just challenge me? I've told every I will find anyone, anywhere, at any time for this title. You went above my head to management because you knew they would agree because they just don't seem to like me.
However, you aren't the only one that evolved in the past year, Gus. I was merely the Head Detective when I beat you for this Inter-Forum title. Since then I've had to adapt to new situations for a year. Do you think I was happy when Brawler took my title and forced me to fight Smokin' Vokoun and Evil M to get back the title that was rightfully mine? No I wasn't, but I entered that ring and beat the holy hell out of those two. Since then I've been evolving every match, adapting to the situation and getting out of it with my title.
You say that you are just better than me, that it is a FACT. However the FACT remains that I AM Inter-Forum champion, and that's going to be true when I walk into Thunderdome. You can spout about how you destroy people that don't respect you, but I won't be following the same pattern. You see, when people don't respect me, I react in the exact same way you do, Gus. I have fought tooth and nail for the last year to earn the respect of people, and instead management has turned against me. For what? Saying I deserve a Heavyweight title shot? You don't think after a year of being Inter-Forum champion I deserve a shot at the biggest brass ring in the company?
Words appear to just be pointless to you, Gus. You paraded Shaelin into the ring to mock me. How is THAT honorable, Predator Knight? How does that prove you can beat me? How does that prove you are the better man in this fight?
In two weeks, you can try your damn hardest to end my title reign. You can try to destroy me, Gus, but the keyword is TRY. You can use any strategy, any move, any THING to beat me, but really you are just blinding yourself from the truth. The truth that I am walking into Thunderdome with my Inter-Forum title, and walking out with my Heavyweight title.
Your threats of a briefcase cash-in don't scare me. Believe what you want, but when you step into the ring with Aaron Enigma, there is ALWAYS SOMETHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT! My career has been MADE with improvisation, which means when you think you've beaten me, you might want to think twice because that's when I'm at my best.
I'll see you in two weeks, Gus. You can use any words you want, but in the end, you're just going to end up as another chapter in the history books. I'll put it to you as simply as I can because it's clear that you're not listening to a thing I say:
You will not beat me in two weeks.
I will become the new Inter-Forum Champion.
I will give some DIGNITY and HONESTY to the belt.
In the unlikely event you win the FAWA World Championship, I will cash in my cooler and take the title from you.
You will go to Wrestlecrapocalypse with no title, and you will leave with no title.
I am going to show you what happens to people who refuse to respect me.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 3, 2012 15:22:11 GMT -5
You think I haven't noticed what you've done in the past year? You evolved Gus. You changed from the X-Treme Machine into the Predator Knight. You clawed your way up the ladder, but you decided to go to management and force me into a title match. Did it ever occur to you to just challenge me? I've told every I will find anyone, anywhere, at any time for this title. You went above my head to management because you knew they would agree because they just don't seem to like me.
However, you aren't the only one that evolved in the past year, Gus. I was merely the Head Detective when I beat you for this Inter-Forum title. Since then I've had to adapt to new situations for a year. Do you think I was happy when Brawler took my title and forced me to fight Smokin' Vokoun and Evil M to get back the title that was rightfully mine? No I wasn't, but I entered that ring and beat the holy hell out of those two. Since then I've been evolving every match, adapting to the situation and getting out of it with my title.
You say that you are just better than me, that it is a FACT. However the FACT remains that I AM Inter-Forum champion, and that's going to be true when I walk into Thunderdome. You can spout about how you destroy people that don't respect you, but I won't be following the same pattern. You see, when people don't respect me, I react in the exact same way you do, Gus. I have fought tooth and nail for the last year to earn the respect of people, and instead management has turned against me. For what? Saying I deserve a Heavyweight title shot? You don't think after a year of being Inter-Forum champion I deserve a shot at the biggest brass ring in the company?
Words appear to just be pointless to you, Gus. You paraded Shaelin into the ring to mock me. How is THAT honorable, Predator Knight? How does that prove you can beat me? How does that prove you are the better man in this fight?
In two weeks, you can try your damn hardest to end my title reign. You can try to destroy me, Gus, but the keyword is TRY. You can use any strategy, any move, any THING to beat me, but really you are just blinding yourself from the truth. The truth that I am walking into Thunderdome with my Inter-Forum title, and walking out with my Heavyweight title.
Your threats of a briefcase cash-in don't scare me. Believe what you want, but when you step into the ring with Aaron Enigma, there is ALWAYS SOMETHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT! My career has been MADE with improvisation, which means when you think you've beaten me, you might want to think twice because that's when I'm at my best.
I'll see you in two weeks, Gus. You can use any words you want, but in the end, you're just going to end up as another chapter in the history books. I'll put it to you as simply as I can because it's clear that you're not listening to a thing I say:
You will not beat me in two weeks.
I will become the new Inter-Forum Champion.
I will give some DIGNITY and HONESTY to the belt.
In the unlikely event you win the FAWA World Championship, I will cash in my cooler and take the title from you.
You will go to Wrestlecrapocalypse with no title, and you will leave with no title.
I am going to show you what happens to people who refuse to respect me. Whoa whoa whoa! Easy "Big Brother"!
You know Gus, the more you shoot your mouth of and continually disrespect our Inter-Forums Champion, the more you reveal yourself as a scared little boy who demands thibgs be given to him. All I hear when you open your mouth is "Fear me. If Enigma wins the title, I'll steal his moment from him. Respect me."
Sure, you use different words, but the message is the same.
Now personally, I don't understand at all what Aaron Enigma did to piss you off. The man has defended his Inter-Forums Title valiantly and with honor, playing completely by the rules. He's held the title for eleven months, and considering how many times the Freakin' Awesome Title has changed hands, that's saying something. That's worthy of respect, and yet you show none.
But when it comes to you, the world should respect Gus Richlen. Simply because.
Look Gus, before I asked a simple question and you took it as an attack on your manhood, you and I had no beef. But look at your track record in 2012. Sure, you won a shot at the Heavyweight Champ, but everything else falls flat. Ryan Blood was already beaten when you "took him out", and despite your threats Seth Drakin is still walking around. You fought for Shaelin, which is commendable, but that dominated so much of 2012 that it's preposterous for you to proclaim you're better than Enigma or myself. Aaron Enigma is the Inter-Forums Champ. Michael Hayden won Battlebowl, former TV Champ, and main evented Gookermania. We have earned respect based on our accomplishments. But when we ask for respect to be shown, you act as if we just waltzed into the company and demanded that people sing our praises.
I saw Nurse Mary Harper do her little impression of me. And to be honest, "The Room" has better acting than that attempt at comedy. Because while you and your little group might think that you're being funny, that you're getting under my skin, you're not. You're just exposing yourself as an immature and spoiled brat who can't handle it when people talk back to him. And to top it off, you dare deny Aaron and myself a shot at the Tag Team titles, because we don't show you respect? Because we're not singing your praises. F*** that noise.
Simply put Gus, you're a hypocrite. You demonize Aaron and myself for the same tactics you're using against us. You lord the tag titles over us, despite never officially winning them in the first place. And you demand respect from us?
Respect is earned Ricky. And after your actions over the past few weeks, you haven't earned my respect.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 3, 2012 15:39:53 GMT -5
Hayden, I have no problem putting you, who is just like Betty and BRB in that when the stakes are high, you CHOKE, back down in your place, right where the Head Crybaby will be in two weeks.
Oh, and by the way, Bull Ant is still champion. Which is something else you'll probably blame me for since you can never take responsibility for anything.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 7, 2012 2:32:30 GMT -5
BRB: Beat that, Michaels. Beat that Faster than that insect; faster than the Interforums Champion, and I even had time to tango.
The stars are aligning, and it's gonna be me, BRB, who picks the first poison.
Count on it!
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Dec 8, 2012 9:57:36 GMT -5
BRB: Beat that, Michaels. Beat that Faster than that insect; faster than the Interforums Champion, and I even had time to tango.
The stars are aligning, and it's gonna be me, BRB, who picks the first poison.
Count on it!
Brawler, you know that I'm going to absolutely murder you in the Thunderdome right?
You took a cheap shot on me, really?
I think you need to run, run fast, and run far never looking back and realizing the horrible mistake you made.
Even if I can't take the title myself, I'm damn sure going to make sure a, heartless, money grubbing, greedy, corporate, undeserving, useless, whiny,choke artist, bastard like you!
As long as I'm around you will never be the World Champion, Brawler!
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Post by Bull Ant on Dec 8, 2012 10:26:36 GMT -5
BRB: Beat that, Michaels. Beat that Faster than that insect; faster than the Interforums Champion, and I even had time to tango.
The stars are aligning, and it's gonna be me, BRB, who picks the first poison.
Count on it!
Brawler, you know that I'm going to absolutely murder you in the Thunderdome right?
You took a cheap shot on me, really?
Even if I can't take the title myself, I'm damn sure going to make sure a, heartless, money grubbing, greedy, corporate, undeserving, useless, whiny,choke artist, bastard like you!
As long as I'm around you will never be the World Champion, Brawler! Moo: Looks like Boiler is going to get Boiled! By Chef Ghost. Go Ghost!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 8, 2012 12:04:44 GMT -5
BRB: Beat that, Michaels. Beat that Faster than that insect; faster than the Interforums Champion, and I even had time to tango.
The stars are aligning, and it's gonna be me, BRB, who picks the first poison.
Count on it!
Brawler, you know that I'm going to absolutely murder you in the Thunderdome right?
You took a cheap shot on me, really?
I think you need to run, run fast, and run far never looking back and realizing the horrible mistake you made.
Even if I can't take the title myself, I'm damn sure going to make sure a, heartless, money grubbing, greedy, corporate, undeserving, useless, whiny,choke artist, bastard like you!
As long as I'm around you will never be the World Champion, Brawler! BRB: I don't run from insects; I squish them. You're gonna be my Sammy Twister when we dance in the Thunderdome. One man approaches being my equal it would seem in the Thunderdome and I will take his belt.
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