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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 14, 2012 22:46:43 GMT -5
Brawler, you talk big, you always do.
And then you do what I did at my last family picnic. That means choke by the way Brawler.
I talk big and most of the time I back it up, Aaron Enigma, who I can't stand I admit backs it up, of course he didn't in our match and he won't in this match either.
The world champion backs it up. When was the last time that you've backed it up?
I may not be on the best streak of my entire career, but know this: I will make sure you continue your streak.
You know choking on your words when you have to eat them. BRB: Talk, talk, talk. You asked me when the last time I backed things up. You proposed a Pick Your Poison challenge. Your precious World Heavyweight Champion barely matched my time in the Beat the Clock challenge and you got dead last. I backed it up and you didn't.
When this company's Interforums Champion Picked Your Poison, you couldn't beat Gus Richlen by yourself.
When this company's World Heavyweight Champion Picks My Poison, I will continue to back up my claims.
There's nothing left to discuss, insect. There's only fists to fly, legs to drop, bodies to slam, and steel to meet flesh.
When the WrestleCrApocalypse is upon the FAWA Galaxy, I will back myself up by squishing you like the bug you are in the Thunderdome. You'll be spread all over that solid steel cage as my arm is raised in ultimate victory.
I own this company and soon, I will own its highest belt.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 14, 2012 22:51:44 GMT -5
(OOC: Just Reposting this so people can see its Moo Moo's promo for her match against Viva, its her response against BRB's comment about her being a bitch) Moo: What did you call me? I am not a bitch, if anyone is its you! You cant win a match or even keep your job as FAWA manager. Me on the other hand I won that halloween battle royale for a shot at that title in my THIRD match here at FAWA! And my FIRST match here was for that SAME title with me being the last competitor in the match against Ghost. I may have not been here long but I've proved myself here. So DON'T call me a Bitch, Little Girl or Diva, if you call me only one thing let it be Joshi. Because that is who I am, what I am and will always be a Female Wrestler. Viva you better be ready, Cause I'm coming for that Title and taking it! JOSHI 4 LIFE BRB: So many of you Ants. Your Colony is invading this company and I can't stand it any more.
The moment you beat Vincent Van Agony for the Freakin' Awesome Title, the time will come for extermination.
Antihero will be the first regardless. But after that; I will make it you, Moo Moo.
Oh, one way or another, there will be an end to something and it starts at Wrestlecrapocalypse.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Dec 15, 2012 1:14:58 GMT -5
*A TV Glows in a Darkened room....there's a figure in an easy chair watching it. a fire smolders in the hearth*
Hello and Welcome back.... To E-Fed! True Internet Story......I'm JJ Blenza.
As we've seen earlier in the program the Career of Mad Pirate Mulligan was filled with highs and lows.....but following his last match with Marshell Wesley Coventry and Gus Richlen, he seemingly dropped out of sight. Any attempts to contact him for an interview have been met with silence......even those closest to him haven't seen him in months. We caught up with His Brother, Brian Alexander who offered these thoughts.....
BA: Yeah....Mully was always an odd duck, but this....this was different. One day he just....stopped. Not slowed down.....stopped. Moved out from the estate, and cut all ties....to anyone. There are times I THINK I see him around town.....but it turns out to be a local hobo.
Listen...I know it's a Long shot, but Mully.....If you're watching this.....Give me a sign....
*TV Clicks off....and the camera swivels to the Figure in the Chair*
.......'e Wants a sign?
I'll give him a sign..........
*The Figure Gets up, grabs his hat from the rack, His greatcoat, and takes a swig from a Grog-skin......Then spits it into the fireplace....His face illuminated by the roaring flames*
ARRRRRRRRR YE PREPARED FAWA?!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 15, 2012 17:30:41 GMT -5
So Jonathan decided not to fight Moo Moo, showing that he thinks he is better than her and not worth his time. That is just like you Michaels, to be a diva when you don't like who you're opponent is. No wonder Hideo didn't want you marrying his daughter. But then again, you two took care of him, did ya?
Soon Michaels couple, I am going to start letting my evidence out of the bag and when I do, AJ Styles' downfall is going to be nothing compared to yours.
Oh and BRB, you can thank me eventually for allowing you to reunite with your pipe wrench.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Dec 15, 2012 17:43:07 GMT -5
So Jonathan decided not to fight Moo Moo, showing that he thinks he is better than her and not worth his time. That is just like you Michaels, to be a diva when you don't like who you're opponent is. No wonder Hideo didn't want you marrying his daughter. But then again, you two took care of him, did ya?
Soon Michaels couple, I am going to start letting my evidence out of the bag and when I do, AJ Styles' downfall is going to be nothing compared to yours.
Oh and BRB, you can thank me eventually for allowing you to reunite with your pipe wrench. Michaels shares the same moral code that my brother and I have. Unlike you, we don't hit women. Simple as that.
Oh, and not only would you be wise not to in out and throw around your bogus "evidence," in the unlikely event you win your match next week, I suggest you do not challenge me for the Inter-Forum Championship after I beat your little whiny buddy Aaron Enigma and take the title from him because I have no problem finishing the job left undone at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 15, 2012 17:55:25 GMT -5
So Jonathan decided not to fight Moo Moo, showing that he thinks he is better than her and not worth his time. That is just like you Michaels, to be a diva when you don't like who you're opponent is. No wonder Hideo didn't want you marrying his daughter. But then again, you two took care of him, did ya?
Soon Michaels couple, I am going to start letting my evidence out of the bag and when I do, AJ Styles' downfall is going to be nothing compared to yours.
Oh and BRB, you can thank me eventually for allowing you to reunite with your pipe wrench. Michaels shares the same moral code that my brother and I have. Unlike you, we don't hit women. Simple as that.
Oh, and not only would you be wise not to in out and throw around your bogus "evidence," in the unlikely event you win your match next week, I suggest you do not challenge me for the Inter-Forum Championship after I beat your little whiny buddy Aaron Enigma and take the title from him because I have no problem finishing the job left undone at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies. Me and Aaron are not friends, we have never been friends and never will be friends. By the way, I am facing the Inter-Forums Champion when I win my match at WrestleCrApocalypse so you know where you can stick your little warnings.
And unlike your little costume party, my evidence isnt bogus.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Dec 15, 2012 18:08:08 GMT -5
*Antihero is being held back by security as he looks for BRB
Brawler! Get out here right now!
When I find you I swear I'm going to cripple you, and make you suffer!
You hurt my friend!
In the Thunderdome you can't run! I'm going to tear you up.
Never forgive, never forget!
*Antihero punches the security guards and leaves shouting
Brawler, Brawler, BRAWLER!
Where are you?!
*breaks the camera as the feed cuts.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Dec 16, 2012 8:46:18 GMT -5
*Richlen, worn from fighting two matches in one night, drags himself to he back, Shaelin helping her lover along until he grabs a camera:*
WHERE... IS YOUR EXCUSE... NOW, ENIGMA?! WHERE... IS YOUR... EXCUSE?!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 16, 2012 18:02:50 GMT -5
*Antihero is being held back by security as he looks for BRB
Brawler! Get out here right now!
When I find you I swear I'm going to cripple you, and make you suffer!
You hurt my friend!
In the Thunderdome you can't run! I'm going to tear you up.
Never forgive, never forget!
*Antihero punches the security guards and leaves shouting
Brawler, Brawler, BRAWLER!
Where are you?!
*breaks the camera as the feed cuts. BRB: You can't run from me either, insect. I got Bull Ant and I'll get you too.
Again. And for good.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Dec 16, 2012 20:10:25 GMT -5
*FAWA would like to apologize for the technical difficulties during which this segment of FAWA Niteraw was televised. For some in explicable reason the feed was interupted and sadly shown to a very limited local audience. At this time we shall post what was to be televised here for your viewing.*
TH: Welcome back to FAWA Niteraw ladies and gentlemen! It's been quite a night so far King.
JK: That's one way you can put it Gorilla. And I have a feeling we aren't done yet.
*The camera pans out from Jesse King and Tim Hoss to show something akin to a ceremonial table set up in the middle of the ring. Suddenly, the lights go out and two lamps set up in the ring spark to life with flames.*
JK: Ahh! What the heck is going on?!
TH: I don't know King, but I have a feeling we are about to find out...
*As the music starts, a trio of hooded monks come onto the entry ramp. Two carrying torches while one in the middle carrys some sort of banner. As the trio start down the ramp, more monks file out and follow. The initial trio move to enter the ring as the remaining six monks surround the ring, all wearing hooded, crimson robes.*
JK: Not gonna lie Hoss...I'm a little scared.
TH: I'm not going to hug you King.
*As the monks all take their positions. The trio moves about the ring. The two torch bearers moving to either side of the table while the one carrying the banner moves near to the ropes, holding the banner high as the chanting fades.*
That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die
*3 lasers form a pyramid over the entrance way, there is a crack of thunder and the stage bursts open as lightning strikes it. Dupoe, book in hand, raises from the stage a fist raised toward the sky. Flanked by Jack Cain, Mario Nett and Ophelia he makes his way down the now fog filled ramp floating candle lights appear from unknown sources. when he enters the ring he gets to the center and raises his fist as flame jet shoot from the turn buckles toward the fist.*
JK: Ahh! I hate it when he does this!
TH: One of the most ominous entrances I think we have ever witnessed here since Jeremy Dupoe's arrival to the FAWA. This is...
JK: Scary as $^&* ?
TH: That's one way of putting it I guess.
*Moving to the table, Dupoe sets the book down upon it as Nett, Cain and Ophelia take up positions at the foot of the entry ramp, looking at Dupoe intently as he takes up a mic.*
JD: People of the FAWA Galaxy. Those in this arena...those at home. You are bearing witness to something truly memorable. Something truly historic. This day, this hour, this very set of minutes shall be marked forever more in the pages of history. Etched onto the stone that can never be worn away with the winds of time. For today, I come to you to proclaim that the end is but one mere week away. And not the end of this holiday season, the end of the calendar year. Not even the end of the FAWA. No. This is the end of life as you all know and hold so dear. For the age of my master is upon you.
JK: Is this guy serious Hoss?
TH: Have we ever known him to not be?
JK: Good point.
JD: The prophecy that I have spoke of is at hand. No one, not any of you putrid, insignificant wretches here, or anyone in this company can stop it. The only thing the FAWA Galaxy shall be, is the first witness to his coming and my ascension as his right hand!
*Dupoe raises his arms, a cackle coming out of him.*
JK: Uh oh...
TH: I think business is about to pick up!
*Dupoe pauses, looking at the entry ramp angrilly as Nett, Cain and Opheilia do the same. The monks surrounding the ring start to move, some coming into the ring while others move to back up Cain, Nett and Ophelia. The monk holding the banner though springs to action, swinging the pole and hitting one of the two torch bearers, then the other before dropping it and pulling the hood back to reveal.*
TH: Connor Mackenzie!
*As the monks in the ring realize what's going on they converge on Connor as Jeremy turns, looking at him non-chalantly, smirking as Connor starts to shove the monks out of the way. A moment later as he is busy with them, Nett slides into the ring, tackling Connor to the ground as Cain joins him and secure Connor and hold him for Dupoe.*
JD: I should have known you would be the one to intervene. But this means more then your stupid pride Mackenzie! For the last time, I didn't do it! But, since you are here. I suppose this world deserves a fair chance at salvation. And I can think of nothing more fitting then to watch you fail again and this time not only doom yourself to prophecy...but the ENTIRE WORLD! Next week at Wrestlecrapocalypse it shall be The Cult of the End versus you! And...since I am feeling generous, I shall even let you try and find someone to help you. It shall be me, Cain and Nett versus you and whatever rabble you can find. Maybe Mayor Botchsuke and Artie can muster up enough will to come down to the ring with you without relieving themselves in fear of my almighty prescence!
*Suddenly "This Could Be Anywhere In The World" hits!*
TH: I think Dupoe may want to rethink his decision!
*Sure enough, all four members of Transgression And Redemption surge towards the ring! The monks exit the ring and attack, but Richlen takes one down with a running back body drop while his brother drops another with the Disorder! Another one goes after Shaelin and Nurse Harper, but they kick him in the gut, start a suplex lift, then drop him back on the steel with a release powerbomb!
Dupoe and his associates make good their escape as Transgression And Redemption enter the ring and help Mackenzie clear out the other monks before Richlen grabs a mic:*
Yo, creepchacho! Since you seem to be so interested in causing trouble for a certain Dragonian One here, and since my brother and I won't have anything better to do next week, maybe we'll make up the other two-thirds of this team.
See you next week, nutso.
TH: Well, that will finally even the odds in Mackenzie's favor with the tag champs to back him up!
JK: All the easier for those three to get destroyed by our CEO next week!
*Dupoe and company back up the ramp, not taking their eyes off their opponents for next week as the show goes to commercial.*[/quote]
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 16, 2012 20:43:12 GMT -5
*Richlen, worn from fighting two matches in one night, drags himself to he back, Shaelin helping her lover along until he grabs a camera:* WHERE... IS YOUR EXCUSE... NOW, ENIGMA?! WHERE... IS YOUR... EXCUSE?! You sir, need to calm down. You assume I need to make some sort of excuse? Win some, lose some, Gus. You have been spouting about returning some sort of honor that was lost for the Inter-Forum title while I was champion, yet you haven't given any real reason other than my lack of respect for management and some of the wrestlers here. Why should I respect people that don't respect me? Why should I respect you? Because you beat The Fallen to save your girl?
The fact is, while I was Inter-Forum champion people talked about it. People talked about the legacy I was leaving upon that title with my numerous title defenses. People talked about how amazing it was to see me continue to win time after time. People honored that title, Gus. That title has plenty of honor, and you say it doesn't because you don't like me? That's a shame, Gus.
Good job in beating me, however don't think I'm done with you. Once I win the Heavyweight title, I'll be back for that Inter-Forum title. I don't think I'll have to look far considering you have that briefcase though. I will still become Undisputed champion, Gus. Like I said, there's nothing you can do about it. Enjoy for victory for now. When all is said and done, Aaron Enigma will be declared the winner of this war.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Dec 16, 2012 20:55:46 GMT -5
Face the facts, Enigma. You are not better than me and you never WILL be better than me. I will do everything in and beyond my power to make sure that neither you nor Brawler leaves as world champion.
And if you try to start a war with me, I will destroy you. If you refuse to believe, ask Drakin. He was fortunate enough to still have a career left. I won't be as generous with you because I will end your career without any hesitation at all.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 16, 2012 22:44:53 GMT -5
Face the facts, Enigma. You are not better than me and you never WILL be better than me. I will do everything in and beyond my power to make sure that neither you nor Brawler leaves as world champion.
And if you try to start a war with me, I will destroy you. If you refuse to believe, ask Drakin. He was fortunate enough to still have a career left. I won't be as generous with you because I will end your career without any hesitation at all. Drakin started a war? Please, he kidnapped your girl. I don't have to resort to such acts, Richlen. You can claim anything you want but it isn't true without facts. I had facts to prove I am the greatest Inter-Forum champion. You just chose not to believe reality. You want to live in your fantasy world of rescuing Shaelin and then a happy ending? Fine by me, but I'll be the one to bring you back to reality. Fairy tales aren't real, Gus. We don't always get what we want, if we did I'd still be Inter-Forum champion.
Our reaction to failure defines us as people. I lost the title, but do you see me complaining about how you cheated me or giving you an excuse? No I didn't. Like I said, Gus...win some...lose some. I'm not going to dwell on my loss because I have a Heavyweight title to win inside Thunderdome.
You can continue to dwell about how you think you are better than me and that's fine. I'll be winning the Heavyweight title and then I'll be coming back for my Inter-Forum title. If you think you can stop me, by all means give it a try. Just know that in the end, I always find a way to win.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Dec 17, 2012 4:36:03 GMT -5
All you do is talk, Enigma. I act. That's what separates those of us on the top of the food chain from people like you at the bottom. and that's why you'll never be world champion.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 17, 2012 4:56:22 GMT -5
All you do is talk, Enigma. I act. That's what separates those of us on the top of the food chain from people like you at the bottom. and that's why you'll never be world champion. To be quite honest, I feel like you have done much more talking than me, Gus. Parading Shaelin to the ring dressed as me to mock me? How is that acting? You just made fun of people. Big deal, I can do that too, but what's the point? You just make a fool out of yourself when you do that.
Your recent actions were caused by a man kidnapping and torturing your girlfriend, implying that you needed a catalyst to become who you are today. Unlike you, I need no catalyst to evolve, Gus. I don't need a girl to be kidnapped to step up my game. Why couldn't you just beat The Fallen originally? Why'd you have to put Shaelin through hell to become the man you are now?
You know what? Maybe I do talk a lot, but I speak the truth, Gus. As the resident soothsayer and detective of FAWA, all I see is a man who needed a crutch to become Inter-Forum champion. In the future, once I win the Heavyweight title, and you'll come in parading that briefcase around, maybe you will beat me, however that's just one battle in the war. And believe me when I say that I will go to war with you Predator Knight. You took something that belongs to me, and I'm taking it back. I will become Undisputed Champion of FAWA, whether you like it or not.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Dec 17, 2012 5:09:13 GMT -5
You imply that I deliberately put the woman I love more than anything in this world in danger just for the sake of a feud.
There are simpler ways for you to ask me to end your career.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Dec 17, 2012 6:27:50 GMT -5
*Antihero is being held back by security as he looks for BRB
Brawler! Get out here right now!
When I find you I swear I'm going to cripple you, and make you suffer!
You hurt my friend!
In the Thunderdome you can't run! I'm going to tear you up.
Never forgive, never forget!
*Antihero punches the security guards and leaves shouting
Brawler, Brawler, BRAWLER!
Where are you?!
*breaks the camera as the feed cuts. BRB: You can't run from me either, insect. I got Bull Ant and I'll get you too.
Again. And for good. The difference here is I don't want to or need to run!
You on the other hand need to if you want to continue living!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 17, 2012 13:26:47 GMT -5
Gus and Aaron..................oh do please continue your bitter war of words about who is going to have both belts. I'll just win the Ultimate Survival Challenge and then take the Interforums from right under you two.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Dec 17, 2012 13:32:31 GMT -5
Gus and Aaron..................oh do please continue your bitter war of words about who is going to have both belts. I'll just win the Ultimate Survival Challenge and then take the Interforums from right under you two. Neither of you will take this from me. And attempting to do so will cost both of you your careers.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 17, 2012 13:57:20 GMT -5
Gus and Aaron..................oh do please continue your bitter war of words about who is going to have both belts. I'll just win the Ultimate Survival Challenge and then take the Interforums from right under you two. Neither of you will take this from me. And attempting to do so will cost both of you your careers. You will never end my career.
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