Burst
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Post by Burst on Nov 12, 2012 23:05:27 GMT -5
1. Invites Wounded Warrior veterans into the ring and then beats them with canes and crutches
2. Personally euthanizes a sad puppy that's blind in both eyes and has a limp
3. Leaves a Make-A-Wish kid locked in his RV alone rather than taking him anywhere
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 12, 2012 23:06:00 GMT -5
4. Beat Daniel Bryan in 18 seconds.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Nov 12, 2012 23:06:32 GMT -5
5. Personally introduce Kid Rock & Kevin Rudolf, then announcing them to be his new buddies.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Nov 12, 2012 23:07:13 GMT -5
6. Beat up Stone Cold Steve Austin.
7. Beat up the Undertaker.
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BorneAgain
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by BorneAgain on Nov 12, 2012 23:11:56 GMT -5
8. Announce that Vince wanted to do WarGames on PPV, but Punk talked him out of it.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Nov 12, 2012 23:13:30 GMT -5
9. Do a line of pure Peruvian snow in the ring.
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543Y2J
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by 543Y2J on Nov 12, 2012 23:22:29 GMT -5
11. Throw Zach Gowen down some stairs 12. ARMBAR
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Nov 12, 2012 23:24:06 GMT -5
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Post by ________ has left the building on Nov 12, 2012 23:25:54 GMT -5
14. Have a live sex celebration with Kaitlyn and Layla on Raw. 15. Call Mother Theresa a whore. 16. Tell kids Santa Claus died of AIDS.
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by zeez on Nov 12, 2012 23:27:42 GMT -5
17. Goes to a "Take a Penny Leave a Penny" tray and takes a penny without leaving a penny.
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Post by joebob27 on Nov 12, 2012 23:29:19 GMT -5
18) The straightedge stuff. Which surprisingly they haven't gone back to the well on, but I'm not even sure that'd work right now.
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543Y2J
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Post by 543Y2J on Nov 12, 2012 23:35:25 GMT -5
18) The straightedge stuff. Which surprisingly they haven't gone back to the well on, but I'm not even sure that'd work right now. SES Jesus Punk was hated as f***. If he could somehow incorporate it into his current thing with Heyman he could get heat I think. How you write it into his current character I don't know though...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2012 23:35:33 GMT -5
19. ARMBAR
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r.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by r. on Nov 12, 2012 23:45:02 GMT -5
18) The straightedge stuff. Which surprisingly they haven't gone back to the well on, but I'm not even sure that'd work right now. SES Jesus Punk was hated as f***. If he could somehow incorporate it into his current thing with Heyman he could get heat I think. How you write it into his current character I don't know though... SES punk was 90% add libbed. In the best in the world dvd he says he really pushed the envelope because he was hidden away on SD and could do it. Unsurprisingly this forced, no, ultra forced, hmm almost, Super mega ultra to the power of 3 trillion billion forced heel run has not worked.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Nov 13, 2012 0:07:23 GMT -5
14. Have a live sex celebration with Kaitlyn and Layla on Raw. 15. Call Mother Theresa a whore.16. Tell kids Santa Claus died of AIDS. In fairness, even the most basic of research into Mother Theresa's life will yield plenty of material for Punk to justly savage her with. 16b. Beat Zack Ryder, Daniel Bryan and Drew McIntryre collectively, in less than 18 seconds each. 16c. Wear a long-legged singlet and a bandanna.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Nov 13, 2012 0:12:24 GMT -5
20. Wipe his butt with the Brazilian flag, while he's on the WWE's tour of Brazil.
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Nov 13, 2012 0:38:23 GMT -5
16b. Beat Zack Ryder, Daniel Bryan and Drew McIntryre collectively, in less than 18 seconds each. And he does it in Kevin Nash fashion. *GTS on Zack Ryder* *stands still while referee counts the pin*
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Post by stevieboy on Nov 13, 2012 1:11:08 GMT -5
21. Read out the results of iMPACT tapings. Nah, I'm just messin' with ya.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 13, 2012 3:19:42 GMT -5
22. Disparage Bobby Heenan
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543Y2J
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Post by 543Y2J on Nov 13, 2012 7:50:21 GMT -5
23. Drags Hulk Hogan around backstage with his motorcycle 24. He has also slept with Katy Vick 25. He doesn't want to create a New Nation
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