1,004 ways to make the crowd boo Punk

[Burst]

1. Invites Wounded Warrior veterans into the ring and then beats them with canes and crutches

2. Personally euthanizes a sad puppy that's blind in both eyes and has a limp

3. Leaves a Make-A-Wish kid locked in his RV alone rather than taking him anywhere

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

4. Beat Daniel Bryan in 18 seconds.

[Bang Bang Bart]

5. Personally introduce Kid Rock & Kevin Rudolf, then announcing them to be his new buddies.

[DragonMasterP]

6. Beat up Stone Cold Steve Austin.

7. Beat up the Undertaker.

[BorneAgain]

8. Announce that Vince wanted to do WarGames on PPV, but Punk talked him out of it.

[________ has left the building]

9. Do a line of pure Peruvian snow in the ring.

[543Y2J]

11. Throw Zach Gowen down some stairs
12. ARMBAR

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

13. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbkbYjGBj7s&feature=fvwrel

*Language Warning*

[________ has left the building]

14. Have a live sex celebration with Kaitlyn and Layla on Raw.
15. Call Mother Theresa a whore.
16. Tell kids Santa Claus died of AIDS.

[zeez]

17. Goes to a "Take a Penny Leave a Penny" tray and takes a penny without leaving a penny.

[joebob27]

18) The straightedge stuff. Which surprisingly they haven't gone back to the well on, but I'm not even sure that'd work right now.

[543Y2J]

Nov 12, 2012 23:29:19 GMT -5 joebob27 said:

18) The straightedge stuff. Which surprisingly they haven't gone back to the well on, but I'm not even sure that'd work right now.

SES Jesus Punk was hated as f***. If he could somehow incorporate it into his current thing with Heyman he could get heat I think. How you write it into his current character I don't know though...

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19. ARMBAR

[r.]

Nov 12, 2012 23:35:25 GMT -5 543Y2J said:

Nov 12, 2012 23:29:19 GMT -5 joebob27 said:

18) The straightedge stuff. Which surprisingly they haven't gone back to the well on, but I'm not even sure that'd work right now.

SES Jesus Punk was hated as f***. If he could somehow incorporate it into his current thing with Heyman he could get heat I think. How you write it into his current character I don't know though...

SES punk was 90% add libbed. In the best in the world dvd he says he really pushed the envelope because he was hidden away on SD and could do it.

Unsurprisingly this forced, no, ultra forced, hmm almost, Super mega ultra to the power of 3 trillion billion forced heel run has not worked.

[Gerard Gerard]

Nov 12, 2012 23:25:54 GMT -5 ________ has left the building said:

14. Have a live sex celebration with Kaitlyn and Layla on Raw.
15. Call Mother Theresa a whore.
16. Tell kids Santa Claus died of AIDS.

In fairness, even the most basic of research into Mother Theresa's life will yield plenty of material for Punk to justly savage her with.

16b. Beat Zack Ryder, Daniel Bryan and Drew McIntryre collectively, in less than 18 seconds each.

16c. Wear a long-legged singlet and a bandanna.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

20. Wipe his butt with the Brazilian flag, while he's on the WWE's tour of Brazil.

[Spider2024]

Nov 13, 2012 0:07:23 GMT -5 Gerard Gerard said:

16b. Beat Zack Ryder, Daniel Bryan and Drew McIntryre collectively, in less than 18 seconds each.

And he does it in Kevin Nash fashion.

*GTS on Zack Ryder*
*stands still while referee counts the pin*

[stevieboy]

21. Read out the results of iMPACT tapings. Nah, I'm just messin' with ya.

[Jonathan Michaels]

22. Disparage Bobby Heenan

[543Y2J]

23. Drags Hulk Hogan around backstage with his motorcycle
24. He has also slept with Katy Vick
25. He doesn't want to create a New Nation