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Post by Beets by Schrute on Nov 16, 2012 13:36:40 GMT -5
You want to know why (Vince) isn't a billionaire? It's because he surrounds himself with gladhanding douchebag yesmen like John Lauranaitis who is going to tell him everything he wants to hear. You like men kissing your ass, don't you, Vince? There's one thing you're better than me at, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're better at kissing Vince's ass than Hulk Hogan was. And i don't know, I think maybe Dwayne is a better ass kisser.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 16, 2012 14:35:14 GMT -5
At New Blood Rising, Goldberg did the unthinkable.
He refused to follow the script.
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Post by Kitty Shamrocks on Nov 16, 2012 14:45:56 GMT -5
PAUL
PAUL
I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS PAUL
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 16, 2012 15:41:14 GMT -5
Hide your girlfriends, its edge! And JBL, the only reason you were champ for a year is because HHH doesnt want to work Tuesdays!
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Nov 16, 2012 15:46:21 GMT -5
Hide your girlfriends, its edge! And JBL, the only reason you were champ for a year is because HHH doesnt want to work Tuesdays! I have two words for you: {Spoiler}MATT FREAKIN'HARDY!!
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Post by paulbearer on Nov 16, 2012 18:22:50 GMT -5
Zod : Why does he mock me , when he knows I shall kill him for it ?
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Nov 16, 2012 19:15:44 GMT -5
I hope somebody's done a crazy video mash-up of all of these.
Without my testimony, brother, your ass would still be rotting in federal prison!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Nov 16, 2012 19:29:08 GMT -5
Hide your girlfriends, its edge! And JBL, the only reason you were champ for a year is because HHH doesnt want to work Tuesdays! I have two words for you: {Spoiler}MATT FREAKIN'HARDY!! THAT'S THREE!
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Nov 16, 2012 20:13:58 GMT -5
YOU'RE A LIAR! YOU'RE A CHEAT! YOU'RE A SCAM! YOU ARE A NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH! FIRE ME I'M ALREADY FIRED! FIRE ME I'M ALREADY FIRED!
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Nov 16, 2012 20:29:48 GMT -5
My favorite pipebomb. Punk has NOTHING on the passion and frustration that Styles seemed to deliver this with. The whole thing made me want to stand up and applaud. Agreed. I've always felt the legendary Punk promo was trailing behind Joey's promo and not even close to Heyman's pre-Survivor Series promo. See, I almost think you have to look at Heyman's and Joey's differently that Punk's. For the first two, their pain comes from a business that Vince 'helped' put out of business, forcing them to work for him and deal with his insane s***. Of course the two of them are going to be more emotional because they hate Vince. Punk, however, is more cynical. He's not just angry at Vince, but almost everyone. He hates the corporate side of the WWE. He hates that he always gets overlooked for other people. Punk isn't the kind of guy to seethe with anger but to systematically pick apart the system and the key cogs of it. At least, that's how I've always felt about those three shoots.
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Post by Slanted and Enchanted on Nov 16, 2012 20:38:39 GMT -5
While I guess I should thank Vince McMahon for bringing me back to RAWL. But actually Vince McMahon didn't bring me back to RAWL. The people...each and every single one of you brought me back to RAWL! And unlike Vince McMahon, I doooooooo thank all of youuuuuu!!!
And I hope Edge dies in a car accident.
......"oooh"
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Post by Maxx Rage on Nov 16, 2012 20:51:58 GMT -5
I'm going to Ring of Honor!! ROH!!!
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Post by joebob27 on Nov 16, 2012 21:27:25 GMT -5
The Heyman promo was great but he was beat down by Taz and then was "fired" a few days later, so it accomplished jack shit and no one remembers it.
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Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by mrjl on Nov 16, 2012 22:16:45 GMT -5
Agreed. I've always felt the legendary Punk promo was trailing behind Joey's promo and not even close to Heyman's pre-Survivor Series promo. See, I almost think you have to look at Heyman's and Joey's differently that Punk's. For the first two, their pain comes from a business that Vince 'helped' put out of business, forcing them to work for him and deal with his insane s***. Of course the two of them are going to be more emotional because they hate Vince. are you saying that that's legit or what their characters are feeling? Because Vince actually kept them in business
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Nov 17, 2012 0:29:11 GMT -5
"Stone Cold, screw you......YOU'RE FIRED!"
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 17, 2012 0:42:52 GMT -5
I respect you,,,bookerman
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Nov 17, 2012 0:48:43 GMT -5
(excuse my paraphrasing)
Why's Brian Christopher been champyun so long? Cuz his deddy Jeerry Lawler runs the compn'y!....
Jeerry Lawler you raped a 13 year old gurrrll!
*please note that Jerry was never convicted and I believe the accuser admitted that she made up the story...
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Nov 17, 2012 1:14:16 GMT -5
See, I almost think you have to look at Heyman's and Joey's differently that Punk's. For the first two, their pain comes from a business that Vince 'helped' put out of business, forcing them to work for him and deal with his insane s***. Of course the two of them are going to be more emotional because they hate Vince. are you saying that that's legit or what their characters are feeling? Because Vince actually kept them in business Strictly character. I know that Heyman, while probably not great friends with Vince, at least respects him. Styles and Punk is probably in the same boat in that they don't always agree with Vince on things, but don't hate him.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Nov 17, 2012 1:46:25 GMT -5
Sorry but I feel the need to repeat....
HE MOCKS GOD!
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Post by CM Parish on Nov 17, 2012 15:48:43 GMT -5
I always remember that segment because King was face yet inexplicably went INCREDIBLY creepy harping on about Joey needing to show more spirit.
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