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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 19:58:21 GMT -5
Storm and Anderson are slumped in opposite corners, trying to regain their bearings, Storm gets to his feet and charges at Anderson, who responds by catching him and flinging Storm to the outside.
Anderson rolls out of the ring and looks underneath for a weapon, while he looks, Storm whacks Anderson in the knee with his briefcase.
Storm throws Anderson back into the ring, Storm raises his case over his head, ready to bring it down on Anderson's head.
Anderson gets to his knees and punches Storm in the groin, Storm writhes in pain as Anderson eyes the case, he starts to reach for it, but stops, instead, he raises one hand in the air as his microphone descends from the rafters.
Anderson takes the microphone and repeatedly nails Storm in the head with it, the referee sees the blood trickling down Storm's face and calls for the bell.
Borash: Here is your winner...
Anderson stands up, still holding the mic.
MISSSTERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
ANNNNDERRRRRRRSONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
Tenay: Ken Anderson gets his revenge, he made Storm bleed.
Diamond: I doubt Storm would even be able to cash in his title shot now.
Sadler: Anderson is back, and he looks ready to get back in position to become champion once again.
Tenay: Tag Team gold on the line, right now, let's go to the back where none other than Hulk Hogan has a message.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 20:00:00 GMT -5
*Hulk Hogan stands backstage in front of the locker room of the TNA Tag Team champions Magnus and Williams.*
Tonight dudes, it is going to be more of the exact same thing that you have seen since the two guys that I manage have won those tag team titles. Morgan and Devon are going to see just what exactly everyone else has seen over these past months. It is just amazing even to me just how well these two have gelled together. I know they were two very different guys but they have learned to work as a unit and I could not be more proud.
You got the speed and technical ability of Williams. You got the Muscle of Magnus and just the will to destroy everyone who comes into their way. Now I know Devon and Morgan are two veterans and they know what they are doing in that ring. I take nothing away from them but what I can say is that my two guys are just a little bit better. And tonight they are going to continue on as tag team champions and there is nothing Devon and Morgan can do about it, brother!
*Hogan quickly opens the door and closes it before the camera fades.*
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 20:03:01 GMT -5
FILMED EARLIER TODAY
We head backstage, where Eric Young is sitting on a couch, listening to his headphones.
So um boss, what are you listening to?
Eric doesn't respond.
ERIC!
Eric doesn't respond.
Don't bother Morgan. He's listening to old Joey Ryan promos.
So... I'm guessing he won't be of much help to us tonight.
Nope, looks like we're on our own.
We head from the locker room shot, to one of Morgan and Devon standing in front of the Turning Point interview set.
That was us a couple of hours ago. I wouldn't say we're much better off now, but we have focus. We have an idea to beat these guys and I think it'll be enough.
Strength. Just brute strength.
We want to overpower Williams and Magnus. They should spend the match on the defensive and not get any chance to lock on submission moves.
Is our strategy foolproof? No.
But we don't have a captain to lead us, so it is the best we got right now. We've been close before. Tonight we become tag team champions.
Oh my brother! TESTIFY!
Morgan and Devon high five as the scene fades.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 20:04:46 GMT -5
Borash: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the TNA Tag Team Championships!
Borash: Introducing first the challengers, from Fairfield, Connecticut and New York City, Matt Morgan and Devon!
Tenay: If you had told me these two would be competing for the tag championships a month back I would have laughed.
Diamond: But you have to give them credit where it's due. Devon and Morgan have really clicked this month for whatever reason. And tonight their reward is a chance at the gold!
Sadler: Eric Young's goon squad has a chance to make a name for themselves if they can pull this one off!
Borash: And their opponents, respectively from Manchester, England, and the United Kingdom, they are the TNA Tag Team Champions, Doug Williams and Magnus!
Diamond: England's finest right here! These two have really been dominating the tag division here in TNA ever since they cashed in their tag title opportunity!
Tenay: Last month they successfully turned back the team of Christopher Daniels and Kaz. Tonight another tandem seeks to take their belts. Will they be able to pull it off?
TNA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: Matt Morgan/Devon VS. Magnus/Doug Williams 15 Minutes
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Post by Matt on Dec 2, 2012 20:12:01 GMT -5
Magnus with a boot
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 2, 2012 20:13:18 GMT -5
Hmmmm... Magnus with a Mag Daddy Drop.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2012 20:17:52 GMT -5
Williams with an overhead suplex!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 2, 2012 20:19:15 GMT -5
Magnus with the Tormentum
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 20:21:30 GMT -5
Morgan kicks Williams in the head, Magnus tackles him and nails him with repeated blows to the head, Devon crawls over to Williams and covers....
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Borash: Here are your winners and still TNA Tag Team Champions, Doug Williams and Magnus!!!
Sadler: Eric Young's goons fall short and the champs retain.
Diamond: These two limeys mean business.
Tenay: No need for that, Simon, but up next, Eric Young goes one on one with Jeff Hardy, and we're being told Christy Hemme is backstage with Young, let's head there now.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 20:25:49 GMT -5
We head backstage where Eric Young is sitting on a couch listening to headphones. He seems transfixed in thought, until Christy Hemme taps him on the shoulder.
EY takes off the headphones.
...yes?
Hey Eric, I'd like some quick words before your match tonight.
Tonight's match is very clear to me. I want revenge. I want what is mine. I want justice. And tonight will be the night I achieve all of that.
Joey Ryan, you defeated me a month ago, but tonight I get a chance to prove that I am indeed better than you. I will take your title and bring it back to where it belongs. Around my waist.
Joey, you have earned a ton of my respect, but that means I'm even more dangerou...
Um, Eric? You're not facing Joey Ryan.
WHAT? Of course I'm facing Joey Ryan. I demand Joey Ryan! I will not quit until I get my revenge on Joey Ryan.
Tonight, you're going one on one with Jeff Hardy.
Jeff Hardy? JEFF HARDY!
Who the hell is Jeff Hardy? He is nothing more than some brain dead junkie that is lucky not to have been black balled by every promotion he has been in. He's no Joey Ryan.
Ryan could run circles around him. Joey could beat him in a technical affair. Magnum could beat Jeff Hardy any day of the week. I don't want Jeff Hardy, I want Joey Ryan.
If Hardy somehow has become my opponent tonight, well then Joey Hardy you better listen.
You are nowhere near my level.
You should never have challenged me.
No one believes in your redemption story, Jeff Ryan, because we all know how that story ends. You're not getting the final moment with your head held high in celebration. You're getting taken away in an ambulance, convulsing. You get a ten bell salute on Impact, and then we never discuss you again. Joey... I mean Jeff, you should never have been signed to this company.
And you should have never agreed to this match Rya... Hardy. Because I need to show Joey Ryan that I can beat him. I need to prove to Joey Ryan that he is nowhere near done with me. That I still am the greatest wrestler TNA has to offer.
When I beat you tonight Joey... Jeffre... Ryan. Joey Ryan.
Eric Young grows frustrated and grabs onto his head.
. . . Joey Ryan. I want my match with Joey Ryan.
Eric Young starts looking off to the distance.
You're not facing him. You're facing Jeff Hardy.
Joey Ryan. . . . . joeyryan.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 20:28:03 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Borash: Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, Jeff Hardy!
Tenay: The Charismatic Enigma has had a bone to pick with Eric Young for a few weeks now.
Sadler: But that same grudge has allowed him to finally gain some momentum again. After a few months of disappointment Jeff finally looks be turning his luck around!
Diamond: Luck has a way of changing at the drop of a hat though. One win isn't gonna do much for him by itself if he can't follow it up!
Borash: His opponent, from Nashville, Tennessee, Eric Young!
Tenay: Young is undoubtedly one of the most despicable men on the roster.
Diamond: But also one of the most successful! Ever since he started being serious success has piled up at his feet! Honestly Jeff could stand to take a queue or two from this guy.
Sadler: Tonight Young wants to prove that he deserves the TNA World Title as he's done before. A victory here tonight could help him out in that regard.
Jeff Hardy vs Eric Young 10 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 2, 2012 20:34:01 GMT -5
Eric Young with a Mustache Ride!
Straight Rip-off.
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Post by Matt on Dec 2, 2012 20:38:35 GMT -5
Young with a kick
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 2, 2012 20:39:20 GMT -5
Eric Young with the Swanton Bomb
Straight Rudo(lph)
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 2, 2012 20:40:28 GMT -5
Eric Young with a Joey Ryan!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 20:44:21 GMT -5
Hardy dropkicks Young, then climbs to the top rope, Hardy signals for the Swanton Bomb, butYoung gets to his feet, runs to Hardy and yanks him violently from the top, he pulls Hardy up by the hair...
DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!
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Borash: Here is your winner, Eric Young.
Sadler: And Young defeats Hardy, solidifying his argument that he belongs in the world title picture.
Tenay: Up next, a fatal four way for a special prize.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 20:48:49 GMT -5
We head backstage where Zema Ion is Tebow'ing with a football in his hand. Rosita has her pom-poms.
S'up nerds.
It is I, Mr. March Madness, Zema Ion. Since tapping into my football background I have went undefeated. Why?
Because I train every waking moment.
I refuse to lose, no matter what the supposed odds against me are. I take my supplements, and I drink my tuna juice. DRINK YOUR TUNA JUICE NERDS! I work hard to win, and unlike you all, I get what it takes to win. You just have to be the best, and that is what I am.
Tonight, management has decided to throw me a curveball. Three opponents, but ask Mr. ZD if he is scared.
Mr. ZD, are you scared?
NO! AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE ASKING!
The reason I am not scared, is because my genetic blessings and strives for success will lead me to the endzone.
Mark Lomononononononaco. He works on his calves, but he isn't as good as me. My calves are a gift from god, and I am a gift that keeps on giving. I've been given the brains. And I've been given the brawn. While I've been given both, Mark LomoLomo has been given neither. That's a 2-0 advantage I've got already. And I do not need a handicap. I have the strength advantage. I have the speed. And since I'm on quite a roll, things aren't going to stop now.
Next up, AJ Styles. AJ Styles is the Drew Bledsoe to my Tom Brady. While he was on top, and the star, I've been waiting underneath. But unlike in football, you don't need to wait for a lucky injury to steal someone's spot. I can prove that I am better than AJ tonight. And I plan on taking his spot on number one on the depth charts. I deserve to be the starter, the star player. I am the winner, and its time I get the respect as such. Beating you will show that I am indeed a big deal. So I will show the world that I am the franchise player!
Finally, Robbie E. Robbie E is not fat like Lobonobo. He isn't old like AJ. But I got him beat in the area that matters. He has skill but he doesn't focus and pay attention. I do. While he is partying at the Jersey Shore, I spend my nights cooped up in the video vault. I spend my time one of three ways. I'm either working out, studying my game footage or DRINKING MY TUNA JUICE! That is discipline, and that is what Robbie E lacks. Robbie E beat me back when I was focused on Glam Rock. But while he has seen success, he has never faced a challenge like this before. Instead of worrying about looking great, I have found my true winning attitude. Looks mean nothing without success. And now, I am a football hero, dedicated on continuing his undefeated streak. AND I WILL GO ALL! THE!!! WAY!!!!!
Rosita throws up the touchdown sign. Zema high fives her.
The keys to success.
Key number one: Play a zone defense to prevent anyone from getting a pinfall.
Key number two: Bait the opponent with play action. Keep striking and striking and striking, and when they least expect it, grapple them to the ground and finish them off with the field goal kick!
Key number three: Stay aggressive. There is no penalty flags for unsportsmanlike conduct, so I can get away with it all night.
Because I want to show TNA that I am the greatest rookie it has ever seen. AND IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOD!
Zema Ion spikes the football and heads for the ring with Rosita close behind.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 2, 2012 20:49:14 GMT -5
For the special SURprize!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 20:57:01 GMT -5
Borash: The following fatal four way match is scheduled for one fall. The winner will recieve a special surprise!
Borash: Introducing the participants, first, from Gainesville, Georgia, AJ Styles!
Sadler: AJ is one of the MVPs here in TNA, that's undoubtedly true! This guy constantly goes out every night to show everybody that he is the best in this company!
Diamond: Too bad he hasn't really proven a thing here in the past few months.
Borash: Accompanied to the ring by Rosita, from Manila in the Philipines, Zema Ion!
Tenay: Recently Zema has undergone a bit of a... transformation here in TNA. It seems nowadays he considers himself some sort of all-star jock?
Diamond: And why not? Zema is one of the most talented guys here in the company today! As far as I'm concerned he SHOULD be considered a true all-star!
Sadler: Maybe an all-star jackass.
Borash: From Hell's Kitchen, New York, Mark LoMonaco!
Diamond: LoMonaco hasn't really been faring very well these past few weeks. Loss after loss keeps piling up on the poor guy.
Tenay: He's in a slump, what else can you say? Even the best competitors sometimes fall into a rut. The only thing they can do is try and pull themselves back out of it.
Diamond: Oh, I'm not doubting that he can't because he's got a proven track record for success, but for his sake I hope he starts picking up the slack sooner rather than later.
Borash: And from The Jersey Shore, Robbie E!
Tenay: Here's another guy that hasn't really been making waves recently. Like LoMonaco Robbie E is struggling to build momentum for himself.
Sadler: To think this guy only months back won the X Division tournament to face Brian Kendrick. Robbie is capable, but like Mark he's got to prove it to the locker room once again.
Diamond: If he wins tonight then I have a feeling Robbie E will be partying it up back home!
Tenay: All four men would love to win this special match. The question is which one wants it more?
AJ Styles vs Zema Ion vs Mark LoMonaco vs Robbie E 15 Minutes
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 20:59:22 GMT -5
The prize will be revealed after the match.
It is NOT a guaranteed title shot.
But it's the next best thing.
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