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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 2, 2012 21:02:57 GMT -5
It's a 25 DOLLAR APPLEBEES GIFT CARD! Zema wins it with a quick six leg lariat followed by the extra point. SPOILER ALERT: {Spoiler}IT'S GOOD!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 2, 2012 21:07:31 GMT -5
Zema with a Safetyplex!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 21:17:50 GMT -5
LoMonaco clotheslines Styles over the top rope, Robbie E dropkicks LoMonaco and he follows Styles over.
Robbie turns around into a Quick Six from Zema.
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Borash: Here is your winner, Zema Ion!
Diamond : And Ion's win streak continues.
Sadler: I wonder what the prize is.
Tenay: We'll find out later, but first, let's head to the back.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 21:26:57 GMT -5
Brooke and Storm are backstage, Storm's head is bandaged.
I don't care if you do have a headache, you're coming out there with me and making sure that pig doesn't screw me out of my title.
Tonight Melanie and I are going out there and show those idiots what a real main event looks like.
Of course, considering the competition, it might not be that interesting a match, in which case I still need to put her away because I won't be able to prove my point with a slug like Crank dragging me down.
You ain't making much sense, honey.
I DON'T CARE!
JUST DO YOUR JOB!!!!!
Brooke storms off.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 21:28:20 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the TNA Women's Championship!
Borash: Introducing the challenger, from Modesto, California, Melanie Crank!
Tenay: Last month Melanie Crank defend her title against the fierce Hamada at Bound for Glory. She thoroughly proved once again that she deserved her belt.
Sadler: And when she thought she had things won Brooke Adams backdoored her way into a match directly after that defense.
Tenay: Tonight Crank is looking for redemption. She will do anything it takes to get that belt back around her waist.
Borash: And her opponent, from Houston, Texas, she is the current reigning TNA Women's Champion, Brooke Adams!
Diamond: The crusader for women's rights approaches! Honestly Brooke makes a good point if you ask me. Women in TNA simply don't get the best treatment around these parts!
Sadler: Oh, don't tell me you're buying that bologna, Simon. Brooke is nothing more than a whiny little prima donna whose just upset that she didn't get her chance at the title. Even though she already had one at any time she chose! But instead of announcing her challenge ahead of time she simply took the easy way and cashed in when Melanie was weakened!
Diamond: Brooke was THIS close to getting her hands on one of those envelopes! She deserved to get that belt, just like you deserved to get replaced, Sadler!
TNA Women's Championship: Melanie Crank vs Brooke Adams 15 Minutes
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 2, 2012 21:32:53 GMT -5
Adams with a lariat.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 2, 2012 21:36:59 GMT -5
Brooke with a Babbling Bomb.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2012 21:40:27 GMT -5
Brooke with a Babbling Bomb. "Babbling" Brooke Adams would be license to print money...
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 21:51:37 GMT -5
Melanie goes for the Dead Level, but Brooke counters with a devastating Writer's Block.
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Borash: Here is your winner, and STILL TNA Women's Champion, Brooke Adams.
Sadler: Like it or not, Brooke is still women's champion.
Diamond: Brooke proved her title reign is legitimate tonight, next stop, the main event.
Tenay: Speaking of which, it's almost time for the main event, one of the biggest main events in TNA History.
The X Division title and the TNA World title are both up for grabs in a triple threat, winner take all match, let's hear from the one man in tonight's match not defending a title, Alex Shelley.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 21:53:00 GMT -5
PAPARAZZI PRODUCTIONS
IN ASSOCIATION WITH ALEX SHELLEY FILMS
PRESENTS
THE WORLD X CUP PART TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO Rather than the exquisite set up we're used to, the camera opens on Alex Shelley looking into the camera. Shelley is dressed to compete, along with his trademark "Eye Spy" T-shirt. Shelley lets out a soft sigh before speaking. Over the past couple of months, ever since Bobby Roode and I fought for the Television Title, a change has come over The Alex Shelley. I resurrected Paparazzi Productions, I got the chance to show the world what The Alex Shelley is capable of both inside the ring and out. And judging from my match tonight, I've made my point.
I beat four, count 'em, four other men to get a shot at the X-Division Title, to be crowned the King of all X-Division wrestlers. But while many people would be satisfied with that, The Alex Shelley craved more. I wanted success, I wanted the best... I wanted the TNA World Heavyweight Title.
I've been here over eight years. I've paid my dues over and over again. Hell, I remember when we were at The Asylum, back when we were lucky to get an hour on television. We were doing weekly PPV's because we wanted to get the TNA name out there, and dammit we succeeded. I was there when we had our first TNA PPV, Victory Road, and on that night all of us in the locker room knew we had made it to the dance.
I tried the solo route before realizing that I needed a mentor. Big Sexy himself took me under his wing, showing me the ins and outs while teaching me how to get ahead. And when he left, the Motor City Machine Guns were born when I began teaming with "Detroit Muscle" himself, Chris Sabin. For years, YEARS, we proved we were the best tag team this place had to offer, putting five-star classics against the best. Team 3D, Lethal Dinero, SpeedMuscle, Beer Money, High Flight.... all of them found out that The Guns were the best team wrestling has ever seen.
But somewhere along the way, The Alex Shelley started noticing the favoritism. Men would walk into TNA and be treated like royalty while others had to suffer. See, management forgot that it was men like AJ Styles, Christopher Daniles, Kazarian, Petey Williams, Jerry Lynn, The Motor City Machine Guns, Amazing Red.... those of us in the X-Division, we were the heart and soul of TNA back when people weren't sure if we would survive. We had the fans on the edge of their seats, we had them coming back for more, we had them talking about TNA. And yet only two of us made it to the mountaintop while the rest of us either left or languished.
Well The Alex Shelley is done languishing. That's why I called our TNA Champion out, and that's why I beat him in the center of the ring. I may not have a title around my waist just yet, but I am the King of the X-Division, the man that will fight for them since our "champion" won't. Ever since The Alex Shelley became number one contender, Brian Kendrick has been quiet, either from fear or disrespect. And if it's the latter, then we have some problems. See Brian, you may have stolen the Sliced Bread #2 from The Alex Shelley, but that's just one of several ways I can beat you. I still have the Shellshock, the Border City Stretch, the fabled Sliced Bread #3, It Came From Japan!, and plenty of other ways to beat you. So go on, keep the Sliced Bread #2, see if that can help you win tonight. But while you may know the move, you don't onow the counter, and that's going to cost you.
As for our friend Joey Ryan, I wouldn't have minded if you won the TNA Title a year in. If you had paid the same dues that many of us here have. But you simply waltzed in here, challenged Eric Young, and found yourself headlining Bound For Glory within three months. You hold the top title, a title that many have fought for, after only three months in TNA. And while many people would call that a success story, I see it differently. I see you getting a free ride, a Mustache Ride if you will, straight to the top. And that's where I have a problem with you.
I won't deny that you have talent. You wouldn't have become TNA Champion if you couldn't wrestle. And aside from The Alex Shelley, you're the best and picking up women wherever you go. And hey, you can talk better than the majority of the roster here. Certainly better than that thar good ole boy James Storm or the rambling, incoherent Jeff Hardy. I have very little probelm with you outside of the ring. But inside the ring, we have problems buddy.The camera zooms out, revealing The Alex Shelley looking in a mirror. The reflection winks as The Alex Shelley turns around, a smile on his face. Tonight is my first shot at becoming the TNA Champion, and with the winner take all stipulation, I can finally become the official King of the X-Division. I may not he walking in with a title or accolades, but I have more riding on this that anyone realizes.
Tonight, I have the chance to say "Hey, f*** you, you're wrong! f*** you, I'm right". Because tonight, after eoght long years, after being continuously denied a shot, after fighting for so long, I have finally made it to the dance. Because believe me....
THIS! IS! THE! DANCE![/size] The Alex Shelley makes a gun motion with his hand, firing it into the camera. The Alex Shelley winks at the camera before walking off, ready for a fight.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 21:54:31 GMT -5
Joey Ryan is backstage.
Well, here we are, TNA Turning Point. I honestly never thought we’d reach this event.
No really, wasn’t this supposed to happen like a month ago? It would appear that this company has stumbled into a time of hardship since Bound For Glory back in October.
At a glance, sure, it’s easy to say, “well, that’s what happens when Joey Ryan wins the World Title.” And hey, it’s a valid argument. I won the title and all of a sudden, the booking took a nosedive, then completely halted. It could be said that Joey Ryan almost killed this company.
So that puts Alex Shelley in a great position tonight. Not only could he leave here with two belts, but he’s also known as the man who saved TNA! It’s what you’ve wanted for the last five months, ain’t it A-Shell?!
And Brian Kendrick, you’re in a position where you could very easily become the number one man in not just the X Division but the entire company. What a way to end 2012, with a seamless transition from top dog to top dog.
Yeah, tonight could be a very historic night in TNA.
However, there’s at least one person who may disagree with my assessment…
Ryan pulls his sunglasses out of his shirt pocket and puts them on, immediately transforming into Magnum JR.
See, I don’t believe that Joey Ryan winning the World Title nearly killed TNA! What killed TNA was mismanagement at the top and indifference from everyone in the locker room not named Ryan, Kendrick, or Shelley!
From my arrival in TNA, I stated that I was here to bring back the company the fans knew and loved! I was here to shut up guys like Eric Young, who decided he was bigger than the company and tried to take it down with him!
On night one, I took the then-TNA World Champion to the limit! I nearly beat him!
At Hard Justice, I guaranteed myself at least another week in title contention!
At No Surrender, I punched my Bound For Glory ticket, best seat in the house, center stage, baby!
And at Bound For Glory, the dream came true! WORLD CHAMP BABY!
And then the cancellations started.
Followed by the no-shows.
The Jeff Jarrett stopped showing up.
Then Kurt Angle stepped down.
The company is in a time of change and it could be looked at as a bad time to be the World Champion.
So I guess it’s a good thing that Magnum doesn’t look at it that way, man!
I look at this as an opportunity to prove that I AM the right man to pick up the ball and run with it!
Alex Shelley, I like you. You’re a lot like me, just without the chest hair. But I’m gonna be serious here. We’re very much alike. Like me, you have no qualms about speaking what’s on your mind, no matter who it might piss off.
You were the only man who stepped up and challenged me after I won the title. On one hand, maybe that makes you an idiot. After all, who wants to be the V1 of any new Champion? But I think it proves that at least one person in this locker room actually has the drive and the initiative to carry this belt! You didn’t sit and wait for someone to give you a title shot. You didn’t hide behind the much-tiresome guaranteed title shot in order to get here. You came right out and said, “I want to be that guy. I want to be the man who faces the new Champ. I want to do what he did to the former champ and put him on notice.”
Alex?
Ryan removes the shades.
Notice. On.
You’re firmly in my sights tonight. Between you and Kendrick, I see you as the greater threat. No slight towards BK, but he’s already a Champion. Him and I are coming into this with something already. But you’re coming in with nothing and have the chance to leave with everything. Could I lose my title tonight? Hell yeah. Am I gonna make it easy? ARE YOU FREAKIN’ KIDDING ME?!
I fought long and hard to make the vision in my head, the one of me wearing the TNA World Championship, a reality. Too long and too hard to let a kid with a video camera take it away from me before I’ve truly had the chance to enjoy it. I like you Alex. But I like being the World Champion a hell of a lot more.
Now, I’ve talked a lot about one of my opponents, so let me quickly address the third man, Brian Kendrick.
Brian, for the last eighteen months, the X Division has been your domain and you have been the master of it. You’ve beaten them all, Aries, Sorensen, Red, Kash, Hardy, Robbie E. One could say there’s nothing left for you there. You’ve done it all.
You’re a great talent and I’d go so far as to call you TNA’s MVP of 2012. Because you have consistently been the top performer on every TNA show you’ve competed at. No lie, no blowing smoke up your ass, you’ve been an asset to this company for sure.
Now, having complimented you both, it’s time to tell you why neither of you have a chance in hell of actually leaving here with the TNA World Championship tonight.
For one thing, just because we haven’t been having shows, doesn’t mean I’m not in shape. I lift every morning, four hours straight. It ain’t easy being Magnum.
Then of course, there’s the fact that while Shelley does make a compelling case why he deserves it, I made that same compelling case for four months! I literally went from a newbie to Champ in less than half a year! My story has only begun to be written.
Finally, I’m gonna play the “Nyah nyah! I’m better than you!” card. Hey, it’s the mark of any true wrestling promo, when you completely bury your opponents wrestling skills.
Except I’m not gonna do that, because that’s not Joey Ryan. Joey Ryan speaks his mind. Joey Ryan is an obnoxious, arrogant son of a bitch most of the time. And Joey Ryan does some pretty raunchy things when the camera ain’t rollin’ and sometimes, even when they are!
But Joey Ryan does NOT bury his opponents. He beats them. And that’s exactly what’s about to happen.
Shelley, Kendrick, best of luck, go get ‘em tiger, reach for the stars, and all those other adages. Because now…
It’s on.
Ryan fixes the collar of his shirt, messes with his hair, puts his glasses back on, slings the belt over his shoulder, and exits for the ring…
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 21:57:13 GMT -5
Tenay: Shelley has been a roll as of late here in TNA. Pinning the World Champ Joey Ryan really opened TNA Management's eyes!
Sadler: Shelley has always been a talented individual, but recently he's really been able to shine here in the company! A win here tonight would be a huge boost to his career!
Sadler: And here comes the champ!
Tenay: Nearly six months this man has remained X-Division Champion. That is quite the feat in a competitive company such as ours.
Diamond: I hate to admit it, but I've gotta agree with you two for once. Kendrick is undoubtedly on his way to marking his name in the history books here in TNA! I don't think he'll get quite that far, but he's getting there.
Tenay: And here comes the new World Champion ready to make his first title defense!
Sadler: The first defense is always the most important if you ask me. It is the first defense that sets the tone of your title reign to come. If Joey Ryan can pull this one off tonight he can definitely kick his title reign off with a bang!
Diamond: Don't forget though that Ryan has already been pinned once since becoming champion! If it happened once then it can happen again! Personally I don't like the guy's chances here.
Borash: The following contest is your main event of the evening, and it is a Winner Take All Match! Therefore it is for the TNA X-Division Championship AND the TNA World Heavyweight Championship!
Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, Alex Shelley!
From Venice, California, he is the current reigning X-Division Champion, Brian Kendrick!
And from Hollywood, California, he is the current reigning TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Joey Ryan!
Tenay: Only one man can win this one, gentlemen. We're about to find out who that's going to be!
WINNER TAKE ALL: Alex Shelley vs Brian Kendrick vs Joey Ryan 20 Minutes
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2012 21:57:51 GMT -5
Ryan with That 70's Kick!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 2, 2012 22:15:04 GMT -5
Ryan drops Kendrick with a Mustache Groomer.
I don't know what that is.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 22:30:56 GMT -5
Kendrick attempts to hit Shelley with Sliced Bread #2, but Shelley counters into a Shell Shock
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Kendrick slowly gets his bearings, but is helpless as Ryan takes him for a Mustache Ride.
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Borash: Here is your winner, STILL the TNA World Champion and the NEW X Division Champion, JOEY RYAN!!!!!
Diamond: What an incredible match, 38 solid minutes of nonstop action.
Sadler: Shelley and Kendrick gave it their all, but in the end, Joey Ryan took all.
Tenay: What a night, that's all the time we have, GOOD NIGHT!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 2, 2012 23:23:43 GMT -5
Thanks to everyone who promoed and those who actually bothered to show up.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 3, 2012 0:09:08 GMT -5
And as for Zema's prize.... it's none of your business. Watch your back, champs. *exits ominously*
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2012 3:20:51 GMT -5
So after ducking in and out, im thinking about dropping everyone but one
Only question.....who to keep? Gallows, RED, Hardy, or Aries
I can keep Aries, but Hayden can write him better I can keep Hardy, but need a new direction I can keep RED, but someone could use the push if they took him out for good And I can keep Gallows, but I would need to do something with him
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 3, 2012 3:26:20 GMT -5
I say you go with Gallows; he seems to be the one you would enjoy the most. Plus he's relatively fresh so you can do more stuff with him than the others.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2012 3:59:13 GMT -5
How many drops/pickups are we allowed?
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