TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 18, 2012 18:40:26 GMT -5
What a heel! Sending Sam Shaw to talk the former GM, just to waste his time.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 18, 2012 18:41:12 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, Kenny King!
Not the best intro I've ever got but it'll do. Now just stand there and look pretty while I talk about what's on my mind... so on second thought, just stand there.
Ever since I defeated Chris Sabin, social media has been going crazy demanding to see more of Kenny King. I've been trending on Twitter for nearly four days straight and TNA's Facebook page crashed thanks to me. Hell, I'm so popular I could bring Myspace back from the dead if I wanted to. However, at the end of the day, it doesn't matter what these people think about me because they're not the ones who can get me what I want. There's only one man that can do that and his name is Kurt Angle.
Kurt, I know you keep a close ear to everything happening on the show so I want to tell you that I like the ship you're running here. First week off the bat, you gave me a top quality opponent and I didn't even have to ask. Kurt, since you were so welcoming of me, I want to return the favor. Turning Point is coming up and it's got to be tough on you trying to come up with matches that people are going to want to pay their hard earned money to see. So let me make things more simple. Any championship that still needs a challenger, Kenny King is more than willing to take that spot. Just something to think about boss.
Now some of our audience probably thinks I'm getting ahead of myself. I'm just making it clear what I want and maybe if a few of you did the same with your life, you could be as happy as I am rather than having to complain on the internet. I get it though. Sometimes people need to vent their annoyance and right now, I'm going to vent mine. Tonight, I'm facing Mark Haskins. I've got nothing against the guy and while he may not have achieved as much as Chris Sabin yet, he certainly has the potential to get there one day. What bugs me is that when TNA was searching for new young talent to bring into the company, it was Mark Haskins that got a call from the front office before Kenny King. TNA purposely ignored an American just so they could sign a Brit. Mark, you might think none of this matters. We're both here now, both trying to make our dreams come true. Well it damn sure matters to me. I've been overlooked by every company I've ever worked for and I'm not going to let TNA start doing the same to me. Mark, forget about the dream. Tonight, you face a nightmare and when you do get to wake up, hopefully you'll snap back to reality and understand that you are simply not on my level. Until then, you're in for a rough night. Long live the King.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 18, 2012 18:42:08 GMT -5
For those who wonder if the show will be this goofy and off kilter in future...
Possibly.
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 18, 2012 18:45:05 GMT -5
Why must everyone keep messing with Kurt? The poor man just lost his job, give him a break!
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 18, 2012 18:46:36 GMT -5
I will be sure to update the subforums to make sure wackiness such as tonight's is reduced to a minimum.
And speaking of which upon looking at those I did notice that Kenny King is listed there... and his theme.
Loosey-goosey indeed.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 18, 2012 18:46:36 GMT -5
Introducing first, from Tampa Florida, Kenny King! Kenny bounces down to the ring, a confident smile on his face as he heads down the ramp. Tenay: Kenny King is a new face here in TNA, but he's definitely got the credentials to make it here in the company! Sadler: He's a little too cocky if you ask me, but sometime that can pay dividends for a competitor. After all if you're confident in yourself than you'll be confident in the ring! And his opponent, from Faringdon, Oxon, Mark Haskins! Mark makes his way way down the ramp, looking quite stoic. He leaps onto the ring apron and steps inside, eying his opponent across the ring from him. Tenay: Last time we say Haskins he was on the losing end of a Gut Check challenge against the current reigning Television Champion KCW. Sadler: Despite that loss though he showed enough ability in that match that TNA decided to give him a second chance tonight. We'll see if he can impress us this time out or not. Kenny King VS. Mark Haskins 10 Minutes
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Jonathan Michaels
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The Archduke of Levity
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 18, 2012 18:48:04 GMT -5
Kenny King with a Kenny King Katehajime.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 18, 2012 18:48:37 GMT -5
Kenny King with a Ken You Dig This!
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 18, 2012 18:48:48 GMT -5
Kenny King with a King (boston) Krab.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2012 18:48:50 GMT -5
Haskins dies from lack of structure
Vote: King
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2012 18:49:31 GMT -5
Nope. Not voting. Sorry Mikey.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 18, 2012 18:49:34 GMT -5
I will be sure to update the subforums to make sure wackiness such as tonight's is reduced to a minimum. And speaking of which upon looking at those I did notice that Kenny King is listed there... and his theme. Loosey-goosey indeed. I meant the humorously brief finishes and such.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 18, 2012 18:49:42 GMT -5
King with the Crowning Affair
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 18, 2012 18:59:03 GMT -5
Kenny King Klobbers HasKins with a Coronation ( ran out of K's)
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Borash: Here is your winner, Kenny King!
Diamond: Long live the King.
Sadler: Hey, Mike, what now?
Tenay: What else?
LET'S HEAD BACKSTAGE!!!
We head backstage to a table with a can of hairspray and a rose on it. Zema begins talking, yet neither he, nor Rosita can be seen.
Ol' Zema has been taking a lot of heat recently. Not from the fans, like usual. But from management.
You see, after watching Impact last week I took to twitter and I was angry by one segment in particular. James Storm and Brooke Adams.
The surprise attack on a good friend. The reveal that James and Brooke were scheming together all along. That this couple attempting to become the true power couple of TNA. Calling for change from the old guard... BULLSHIT!
THEY ARE THE OLD GUARD!
Now Zema...
Alright, alright. I'm calm.
But anyway, I was pissed. They blatantly stole our gameplan, stole our attitude, stole our entire lifestyle, and act like they're now the hottest new commodities. I'd like to see what he would think if I suddenly started yelling out "ZEMA ION! . . . . . . .ION!".
So I took to twitter, and I made my opinion known. And I didn't stop there. I went to talk to the people backstage. This was all me. He is acting like me. Brooke is acting like Rosita. They are blatantly stealing everything that made us... well, us. Why is no one doing anything about this.
We talked to the higher-ups and were shocked by the answer we received. Not only were James Storm and Brooke Adams allowed to continue to live this charade and pretend to be us, but management had the nerve to suggest that we change up who we are!
They said that they want everyone throwing out the term "power couple" so we should stop using it!
That we shouldn't bring up our past, so that people wouldn't make the connection!
And get this. We should stop talking about how much better looking we are. Because Storm and Brooke may choose to go that route!
And that, if we refused, we'd be given our pink slips. Because TNA Management has decided that James Storm and Brooke Adams pretending to be people they aren't are more important than Rosema being our true selves.
Rosita walks in front of the camera, wearing a cheerleader outfit and carrying pom-poms.
Give me a T!
T!
Give me a N!
N!
Give me an A!
A!
Give me a SUCKS!
SUCKS!
Now put it all together and what does that spell?
TNA SUCKS!
Rosita applauds before pushing the table with the flower and the hairspray over.
And as you can see by Rosita... we've decided to play nice and go a different route. Let it be clearly known that Brooke and James stole our lives, but at the end of the day, here's my thoughts.
They'll fail at being us. Because it isn't natural to them. They're looking to Rosema for a blueprint, and we're not giving them one any longer. You can study our words, you can study our actions, but Jimmy, there is one element that will always be missing. Entertainment.
As for me, I'm decided to tap into my other side. As you all know, I attended West Virginia University. While there I was the rock star, taking over the college by making ladies swoon. But the ones who weren't impressed with my rock star skills and good looks, were impressed by something else.
My athleticism. My 40 yard dash. My throwing strength and accuracy. My skills on the football field.
Because from a young age, I was taught that the most important thing in life is winning.
When I was playing football at college, I won every single time I was out there. I was the MVP every single week. And judging by my recent record out there, its about time I got back to the winning formula.
You see a lot of people want to see Zema fail. But I'm not gonna stop. I'm going to keep going... and going... and going... and going... ALL THE WAY TO THE ENDZONE!
Zema finally steps in front of the camera. He has on a football uniform with a Z instead of a number. He has eyeblack on his face and a football in his hand.
Rosita waves her pom-poms again.
S'up nerds.
A smile grows on Zema's face as the scene fades.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2012 19:03:42 GMT -5
......So a broken uo couple does cheerleading routines with eachother?
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 18, 2012 19:03:59 GMT -5
Borash: The following Knockouts contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, TARA!!! Tenay: With the recent comments from our new Women's Champion, Brooke Adams and her thug, James Storm, the question around the locker room has been which, if any of the Knockouts, plan on joining her camapign. Diamond: Personally, I think these chicks deserve some respect. Borash: And her opponent, from Mexico City, SARITA!!! Sarita emerges with a mic in hand. Sadler: Looks like she has something to say. Before you and I fight tonight, Tara, I just want everyone here to know that I intend to fully support our Champion, Brooke, in her quest to make sure we get the respect we deserve.
I'm sick and tired of being underpaid and disrespected, and it's about time someone stood up for us.
Hopefully you'll join our cause, Tara, but for now, let's show the executives who the real stars are around here.Tenay: It appears Brooke has her first follower. Tara VS. Sarita 10 Minutes
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 18, 2012 19:05:50 GMT -5
After this match, unless B can take over, we have to go on pause for a bit.
I'm getting dragged to Winghouse for Survivor Series.
I'll be back as soon as I get there.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 18, 2012 19:06:08 GMT -5
Sarita with a plancha.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 18, 2012 19:06:11 GMT -5
Tara with a Scab Suplex!
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 18, 2012 19:07:10 GMT -5
And not to worry, I can take over. Just me send everything and I'll handle it all.
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