Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 18, 2012 19:09:49 GMT -5
Guess Sarita took Alex's flirting as motivation. Sarita with a crossbody. And as for Rosema's new gimmick... {Spoiler}IT'S.............. GOOOOOOOOOOD!!
Seriously, a Mr. Touchdown gimmick is awesome. If you call tyem March Madness I'll love you forever Spartan
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 18, 2012 19:11:06 GMT -5
So Hayden requests... so it shall be.
Rosema will now be known as March Madness.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 18, 2012 19:12:50 GMT -5
Now you just need a distant cousin in law.
I hear Samoa Joe loved basketball as a kid.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 18, 2012 19:14:01 GMT -5
And not to worry, I can take over. Just me send everything and I'll handle it all. Sent everything that's already written, sending an order for you.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 18, 2012 19:27:34 GMT -5
Sarita goes for a crossbody only to get caught by Tara. She presses overhead, looking for a Military press! But Sarita manages to escape, dropping behind and countering it into a Spinning Cradle Backbreaker!
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Borash: Here is your winner, Sarita!
Tenay: La Reienera! What an upset! Sarita counters Tara and manages to pick up the win!
Diamond: Ha! Looks like her decision to support Brooke is already starting to pay off, eh Mike?
Tenay: If you say so. For now though... TO THE BACK! --------------------------
Couple Weeks Ago.....
DJ RED and Jeff Hardy sit down. RED puts in his headphones while Jeff pops some.....Vitamins.
Couple Weeks Later
Both wake up from their respective comas.
Still listening to music?
Yup. Still taking your vitamins?
You Know It Bro. Ready for our match?
Sure, right after this song.
He goes back into music mode as Jeff pops more pills
(Next match in five minutes.)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 18, 2012 19:33:07 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the KCW Show, starring KCW! Featuring Gooderz. And now here's your host... KCW! A huge spotlight forms backstage, a familiar figure emerging and stepping into the middle of it.The crowd boos loud as the familiar young man struts out from the back with the light following him every step of the way, a huge grin on his face as he waves to the invisible audience at home. Following on tow, of course, is Godderz who holds the TV Title high above his head, making sure everyone apparently gets a good long look at it. The arrogant young man steps between the ropes into the ring, slinging the end of the powder blue sweater wrapped around his neck. He looks out towards the audience, a smug expression on his face as he rubs beneath his chin. Why hello there, swine and sows! It is I, your glorious Television Champion, KCW! That's for those of you who need a little help in order to identify the big shiny thing being held by my assistant here.
A few weeks ago at Bound for Glory I did exactly what I knew damn well I would accomplish. You see this prize being held before your very eyes is none other than the TNA Television Championship. A prize formerly held by the likes of Robert Roode, it is now placed firmly in the possession of a true champion: a true icon that deserves to represent this prestigious title.
You see this is but step one in my road to acension here in TNA. This company, quite honestly, deserves a true role model. This company deserves someone that each and every one of you can look up to, admire, and wish you could be like. Sadly the list of those capable of the job is alarmingly short. You certainly won't see, for example, my opponent here tonight present on such a list.
Ah yes, Robert Van Dam. A man who some might say has alot of "buzz" about him.KCW chuckles at this before starting to shake his head. Sadly none of it is good. No, you see Robert is always too busy sticking his head in the clouds to truly be a suitable representative for a wrestling promotion. He's constantly obsessed with putting his miserable life in danger every night by leaping to and fro, back and forth, up and down, around and around, and wherever else he desires. Unfortunately for Robert, however, he never learned a most simple lesson. One that I imagine even pre-schoolers woud be able to grasp the concept of: look before you leap.
Just because you can bound atop like a hopped-up kangaroo on a rocket-powered pogo stick certainly doesn't mean that you should do so! The ring is not a trampoline, my friend; no, it is a most sacred battleground upon which true gentlemen like myself can do battle with others and prove to them his superiority in ability. The only thing that bounding about like a moron will get you when faced with a man of my talents is a square kick right between those glazed eyes of yours.
You see, Robert, I am destined for great things in company. I am someone who will be bestowed with anything and everything that he desires because he possesses the ability and skill in order to obtain. You on the other hand will be nothing more than a burn out who eventual fizzles out after you've taken one leap too many and end up breaking your flimsy neck. It's sad, admittedly, but true.
Robert, I look out for your safety here. I don't say these things because I despise you, though that is a minor factor. No, I say these things because I desire to help you out. I don't want you to be broken before these people at my hands. Because rest assured once that bell sounds and you stand across from me I will do everything necessary in order to prove that I am more than deserving of my championship. Furthermore, I will also demonstrate without a shadow of a doubt that you are simply out of my league.
I give you credit where credit is due, for you are far from a pushover. Anyone who has lasted in the business as long as both you and I has to possess a modicum of talent in order to trascend time and continue to amount to anything.
But your talent and mine, there couldn't be a deeper divide when one compares the two. Robert, while you may know how to kick people right in the face and spring about the ring, you simply don't have my wealth of technical knowledge. And thusly that is why tonight you are in for yet another crushing defeat at my well-manicured hands.
So go ahead and take a nice big dose from your special "medicine" before you come out here. Because once I finish with you you'll be needing a second one to forget about the utter defeat that awaits you.KCW smirks to himself and exits as he heads towards the entrance ramp. -------------------------------- Borash: the next match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 216 pounds, he is the TNA Television Champion, KCW!!! Sadler: KCW is here, and he's ready for the Battle Of The Initials. Borash: And his opponent, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing in at 235 pounds, ROB! VAN! DAM! Tenay: RVD hoping a win tonight can earn him a future shot at KCW's title. KCW VS. RVD 10 Minutes
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 18, 2012 19:34:19 GMT -5
KCW with a DDT to RVD.
And IT'S.......... GOOOOOOOOD!!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2012 19:35:28 GMT -5
KCW takes RVD out with a BME
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 18, 2012 19:48:34 GMT -5
RVD dodges a KCW clothesline and lays him out with a spinning wheel kick to the face! He climbs to the top turnbuckle, setting up for a Five Star Frog Splash! As he stands though Godderz leaps onto the ring apron, KCW feigning an injury on the mat. With the referee distracted Godderz bashes him in the face with the Television Title, disorienting Van Dam and allowing KCW to spring onto the turnbuckle with a Frankensteiner to the seated Van Dam! He then hops back up and leaps off with a Frog Splash of his own! The cover immediately follows! 1! 2! 3! Borash: Here is your winner, KCW! Diamond: Now THAT'S a Frog Splash, Tenay! High Society puts away that poseur Van Dam! Sadler: With a little help from Godderz on the outside.... Tenay: Nevertheless KCW once again showing everyone what brought him the television title in the first place. Now TO THE B...! Jeff Hardy suddenly heads down to the ring, looking mad as hell. KCW quickly exits the ring, not wanting any part of him Sadler: Or not... CUT MY MUSIC!
Now, as you all saw, I lost at Bound for Glory, but that is not why I am out here.....I have a bone to pick with someone very special
ERIC YOUNG GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!Jeff waits, but music doesn't cue I'm waiting....Wait all night for all I care.The titantron shows Eric Young standing backstage, by a set of stairs. Jeff Hardy, I am still reeling from what is perhaps, the biggest loss of my career. I have found the one person... that I don't necessarily believe I can beat.
I just fought the main event of the biggest pay per view of the year... and now you expect me to come out because you "demand" it.
Well, I'm all ears, Jeffrey. What do you have to say that is so important?Believe it or not, for once I want to hear you talk. You have a tendancy to not have a mute button, and at Bound For Glory, durng your little "Footage", one of the first names you put on blast was me, saying I shouldn't even have a job. What did I ever do to you dude? I don't even think we have confronted eachother backstage or in the ring, so what have I done that's so terrible?Eric Young suddenly becomes interested. . . . You want me to tell you what you've done that was so terrible?
*smirk*
Give me a second.The shot fades and Hardy is left standing in the ring waiting. MisirlouMatt Morgan and Devon stand at the top of the stage. Justice V2 (What You Know Instrumental)Eric Young appears, wearing his EY t-shirt, jeans, and a trenchcoat. He joins them and is handed a mic by Devon. Jeff Hardy... you want to know why I dislike you? Why I'm "so mean to you, dude"?
Honestly... any moment I can stop thinking about Joey Ryan would be a blessing, so with that. . . . here . . . we . . go.
Jeff Hardy, you being hired here by this company is an embarrassment. The first time around, you showed absolutely no respect to this company. And while people like me, Jay Lethal, and Petey Williams were tearing the house down, you couldn't even show up. You didn't give a s*** about this company and yet we treated you like royalty.
You would be on the merchandise. You were one of our "top draws" just because you corned the "fat emo girl teenager" demographic. You were given the title shots that you didn't deserve and a ton of money that went to feeding your drug addiction.
TNA was nothing more than a way for you to get your quick fix, and that was never more clear then when you left. But lo and behold, several years later. You're back here. Why? Because you burned your bridge elsewhere.
So Dixie Carter may be waving you around to show that "we're relevant" and "we're just like our top competitor" she tarnishes our legacy. People like you, Jeff, are f***ups.
They always have been, and they always will be. I refuse to let this company continue to be your fix, and I will not rest until people like you, stay away from a company like this. We're better than you, and if we want to keep pretending like we'll get "stronger" by taking all the burnouts and old people like you, Al Snow, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, RVD, and so many others... then we're never going to matter as a company.
I'm promoting "addition via subtraction". Subtract the bad... and we all get stronger. Get rid of the weak links, and Jeff you're the most disgraceful link of them all.Dude, please tell me you are not being serious.
You dare bring back my drug addiction, even though everyone knows damn well that I have fought and defeated that beast. I have not relapsed once and honestly I am a better man now. I know what I have done in the past is wrong.....but that is nothing compared to what you are doing in the present.
You claim that subtracting me will make this company stronger. A Company that seems to have the same programming that you yourself has fought against. You yourself has even said you were trying to kill TNA. So why the sudden change of heart Eric?
Joey Ryan defeated you after a year of coming up, and quite frankly you are not going to bring me down with you.
I am Jeff Hardy. I know what I have done and I know what I am doing. You Will Not Corrupt My Name.Jeff, I do not need to corrupt your name. You've done a good enough job of that on your own.
As for this "sudden change of heart", maybe you don't understand my fight. My hatred is with what this company has become, and what management has done to it. Stupid mistakes by our higher ups have plagued us since day one and those mistakes have kept this company from being the true alternative that it deserved to be.
I can yell "Die TNA Die!" and I mean that this company, the one that I'm standing in right now, should go away forever. Because at this point, there are so many problems, its nearly impossible to save. But I've lost my championship, and my leverage, so I don't get to fight this battle against the entire company anymore. I just have to shut up and deal with it.
But that, that doesn't excuse you, Jeff. I don't need to shut up and listen to anything you say. I don't need to respect you. And I don't need to hear your lies. And that's what they are.
Sure, you've defeated your "beast" and kicked the habit. I bet Rob Van Dam and Brian Kendrick have too. I bet that there aren't guys back there on the juice, and there aren't people in the back on worse.
Finally, don't you dare bring up Joey Ryan's name to me and act like that means you're better than me. Joey Ryan is the exception. Joey Ryan, somehow, has found a way to make all the way up to my level, but Jeff its lonely at the top. Its him and I, and everyone else is just too far behind.
You want to play clean and sober, well, let's hear it from the fans.
Ladies and Gentlemen, has Jeff Hardy kicked the habit?The fans cheer. Is Jeff Hardy a redemption story?The fans cheer even louder. Is Jeff Hardy good for TNA?The fans find a way to get even louder. *smirk*
Everyone in this company, from the management to the fans, want to live in a world of denial.
You want to tell me "you're Jeff Hardy and you know what you're doing"? Well, let me tell you. I'm Eric Young and I see and speak the truth.
And Jeff... you don't know what you're doing. Not in life. Not in this company. And not by calling me out.Jeff Hardy goes to try and get up the ramp but Young interrupts. Jeff, I have bigger issues on my mind. I need to keep my attention on Joey Ryan. And that is a 24/7 job. I don't have the time to be dealing with a has-been trying to justify his position in this company.
But if you call me out again, well, I know two people who would be more than willing to take care of my problem.Eric Young turns around and leaves, while Morgan and Devon smile. Impact fades to commercial break. (Next match in five minutes)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2012 19:52:29 GMT -5
And it begins
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 18, 2012 19:52:48 GMT -5
The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring, respectively from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and Houston, Texas, they are the team of Bobby Roode and Hernandez! Roode and Hernandez make their way down to the ring to loud boos, the former champion looking smug as always. He stops in mid approach and grabs a fan's sign "Who Pooed? Bobby Roode!" and hands it over to Hernandez who tears it into pieces in mere seconds. He then tosses the shreds in his face before continuing his path. Tenay: No respect shown from the likes of the former Television Champion. Then again what can you expect from a man who did everything in his power to try and earn a TNA World Title Shot? Sadler: Recently Bobby's got himself a new protege in Hernandez. This guy's always impressed me in the past, but as of late he hasn't been able to really get himself going. Could this alliance be the jump start this man's career needs? And their opponents, currently in the ring respectively from Cameron, North Carolina and Brooklyn, New York, the team of Jeff Hardy and DJ Red, TEAM MCOD! Jeff and Red stand in the ring, Jeff looking positively pissed and fired up as he bounces in place inside the ring. DJ is looking pretty fired up as well. Diamond: Oh boy, look who it is rehab's finest and DJ Dunce. Tenay: Now that's uncalled for, Simon. Jeff and Red are both accomplished competitors in their own right.They are, after all, former X Division Champions. Diamond: I'm not taking that way from them, but c'mon, Mike! When was the last time these two really made an impact? Sadler: Tonight may be the night, Simon. Something tells me Jeff is motivated after what Young said to him. Bobby Roode & Hernandez vs Team MCOD 10 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 18, 2012 19:56:20 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy hits Hernandez with a furious Swanton Bomb!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 18, 2012 19:57:04 GMT -5
Hardy with a whisper in the bong.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2012 19:58:15 GMT -5
Hardy with a Twist of Hate
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 18, 2012 20:04:58 GMT -5
Hernandez sets Hardy up for the Border Toss, but Jeff drops down in mid run. He then quickly follows up with a swift Twist of Fate, taking Hernandez down! Roode tries to run interference, but Red shows up with a basement dropkick to cut him off!
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Borash: Here are your winners, Jeff Hardy and DJ Red, Team MCOD!
Sadler: And it looks to me like that talk he had with Young paid dividends tonight! A passionate Jeff Hardy manages to get himself back on track here tonight!
Diamond: Yeah, I hate to admit it, but Hardy showed me something here tonight that he hasn't shown in a long time. But I doubt it'll be enough to overcome a former champ in Eric Young.
Tenay: Folks, don't go away. Coming up next is our main event of the evening!
(Next match in five minutes... see a trend?)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2012 20:08:02 GMT -5
Yeah......FORMER champ Eric Young
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 18, 2012 20:08:39 GMT -5
FUTURE 2X Champ, Eric Young.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2012 20:09:36 GMT -5
Future Former 2x Champion, Eric Young
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 18, 2012 20:11:09 GMT -5
FUTURE FUTURE 3X CHAMP, ERIC YOUNG!!! ;D
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 18, 2012 20:11:40 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is your Impact Main Event! Borash: Introducing first, from Hollywood, California, he is the current TNA Heavyweight Champion, Joey Ryan! Tenay: Joey Ryan has come a long way. To think he only showed up a few months back and now he is standing proud as our TNA Heavyweight Champion. Diamond: I give the kid credit, but I still think Eric Young deserves another shot at him. The crowd comes to their feet as the TNA World Heavyweight Champion Joey Ryan makes his way to the ring. He grabs the mic and quiets the crowd down. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. But I'm out here tonight because I heard my name mentioned earlier in this show.
Alex Shelley. Or is THE Alex Shelley? Doesn't matter, I guess.
I couldn't help but hear you talking about how you're callin' me out. You want a piece of Magnum JR. Well brother, you don't have to look any further. I'm here and I'm ready to go.
But before you get to excited, let me emphasize that this is a non-title match. You may deserve a title shot, but this is not the time or the place. I'm out here to defend my honor, not my title. But if you manage to beat me tonight...
We'll talk. So then. If you're still interested, I'm waiting...After a few moments... Borash: His opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, Alex Shelley! Shelley pulls on his boots as he makes his way down to the ring, obviously unprepared for such a challenge tonight. Diamond: Looks like Shelley was expecting the night off. Tenay: Any wrestler worth his salt will take any opportunity they can get to make an impact in this business. Without a doubt Shelley has been trying to do that for a long time. Sadler: Tonight could be the night he's been waiting for if he can pull off the upset. He took the former television champ, Roode, to the limit. Can he do the same with Ryan? Joey Ryan vs Alex Shelley 10 Minutes
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