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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2012 13:03:07 GMT -5
Cena gets boners when wrestling men, Cena kisses girls rather akwardly with no passion, Cena goes in a year long back and forth with the Rock both cracking Dick Jokes and calling each other gay.
I think theres something that could be infered from all of this
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2012 13:17:09 GMT -5
It's not like AJ can avatar them. She's been documented as being needy, unhinged and emotionally stunted. The whole thing is clown shoes. That's exactly how I'd describe the female protagonist of a massively popular franchise marketed towards Women.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 27, 2012 14:20:43 GMT -5
Cena gets boners when wrestling men, Cena kisses girls rather akwardly with no passion, Cena goes in a year long back and forth with the Rock both cracking Dick Jokes and calling each other gay. I think theres something that could be infered from all of this
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Post by Yami Daimao on Nov 27, 2012 14:25:32 GMT -5
I was thinking he might just be acting as respectful as possibly seeing on how AJ got Trent in real life. Flimsy yeah, but w'evs. I thought AJ and Trent were no longer together? That's what I read here not too long ago. How many people do you watch kiss and why? TV, Movies, Porn, Real Life.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Nov 27, 2012 14:35:44 GMT -5
He sure does! ... ... ... I mean yeah, it seems that way.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2012 14:44:38 GMT -5
Anyone else disappointed that after these kisses we haven't had any bunched up jeans cena boners?
Maybe he should start adjusting his pants for them on purpose. WWE needs worked boners.
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Post by rydndirty on Nov 27, 2012 15:14:09 GMT -5
It didn't help matters much by him being blown up after the match. He's supposed to make out with AJ and can't catch his breath.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2012 16:23:32 GMT -5
He looks like a baby tasting ice cream for the first time. Why are people still posting? Thread ended with the 1st post. ;D (Unless you/we're all posting just to keep this gem atop the board.......WELL PLAYED, YE CLEVER BASTARDS!!!!)
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Nov 27, 2012 16:32:39 GMT -5
Cena kisses like Kristen Stewart in a Twilight movie
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Post by Bone Daddy on Nov 27, 2012 16:36:46 GMT -5
I was really hoping this thread title got cut off:
Cena Kisses Weird Al
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Post by Tarik Dee on Nov 27, 2012 17:32:51 GMT -5
I was really hoping this thread title got cut off: Cena Kisses Weird Al
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Post by celticjobber on Nov 27, 2012 18:54:57 GMT -5
I think John's supposed to be acting like an 11 or 12-year old boy who's just starting to like girls would act when getting kissed for the first time.
Either that, or AJ has really bad breath and/or he's simply not at all attracted to her and thinks kissing her is one of the worse things imaginable.
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Post by Essential1 on Nov 27, 2012 21:58:27 GMT -5
I just saw he had a string of spit and then I realised I'd seen enough.
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Post by CH Punk on Nov 27, 2012 22:00:22 GMT -5
Cena gets boners when wrestling men, Cena kisses girls rather akwardly with no passion, Cena goes in a year long back and forth with the Rock both cracking Dick Jokes and calling each other gay. I think theres something that could be infered from all of this Don't forget that he asked Rock to blow him and s*** on his chest.
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Post by xCompackx on Nov 27, 2012 22:05:50 GMT -5
I just saw he had a string of spit and then I realised I'd seen enough. Well hey, if a John Cena sextape ever gets leaked you'll know the ending.
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Post by thegame415 on Nov 27, 2012 23:10:47 GMT -5
Cena gets boners when wrestling men, Cena kisses girls rather akwardly with no passion, Cena goes in a year long back and forth with the Rock both cracking Dick Jokes and calling each other gay. I think theres something that could be infered from all of this Don't forget that he asked Rock to blow him and s*** on his chest. Off topic, but is Michael Cole standing in the audience in your sig?
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Nov 28, 2012 1:53:24 GMT -5
Cena gets boners when wrestling men, Cena kisses girls rather akwardly with no passion, Cena goes in a year long back and forth with the Rock both cracking Dick Jokes and calling each other gay. I think theres something that could be infered from all of this Don't forget that he asked Rock to blow him and s*** on his chest. Hey, HEY! That is slander and I will NOT stand for it. ...He told him to blow his load on his chest, damn it.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Nov 28, 2012 16:10:47 GMT -5
I can't decide if Cena or Edge is the weirdest kisser. Edge had some Pacman technique going on.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 28, 2012 16:31:27 GMT -5
{Spoiler}
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Post by DragonMasterP on Nov 28, 2012 17:52:38 GMT -5
I can't decide if Cena or Edge is the weirdest kisser. Edge had some Pacman technique going on. Maybe it's due to Edge's uncanny ability to turn his head in any direction while swapping spit.
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