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Post by turkeysandwich on Nov 27, 2012 11:13:53 GMT -5
He looks like a baby tasting ice cream for the first time.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Nov 27, 2012 11:19:09 GMT -5
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Nov 27, 2012 11:22:07 GMT -5
He's only kissing awkwardly to appeal to the adolescent girls in the crowd who don't know how to kiss either.
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Post by frogsplash45 on Nov 27, 2012 11:25:42 GMT -5
HE CAN'T EVEN PROPERLY SELL A PECK ON THE LIPS!
/snarky_smark
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Post by PKO on Nov 27, 2012 11:38:09 GMT -5
That kiss was like when you see a couple kissing and something seems off, then the guy comes out as gay weeks later and it all makes sense.
He's kissed a few divas before (Eve, Maria) and it hasn't come off as awkwardly as his kisses with AJ. He acts really into her before and after the kisses, but the kisses themselves lack any passion at all from his end. AJ's doing a pretty good job acting like she's into them (maybe she is!). Perhaps he was worn out after the match.
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Post by HBL on Nov 27, 2012 11:39:45 GMT -5
It just seems way too forced.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Nov 27, 2012 11:42:14 GMT -5
I brought this up in the RAW thread last night. He kisses like he's practicing on a wall.
His kiss with Maria was the same way. Eve was less awkward, but I think that's because Eve herself made it that way when she almost swallowed Cena's face off, making Cena get REAL into it.
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Post by Texas Tornado on Nov 27, 2012 11:46:00 GMT -5
Eve basically carried Cena through their kiss, so I don't even give him credit for that. That moment with AJ last night was extremely uncomfortable though. Yuck.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Nov 27, 2012 11:55:04 GMT -5
Fellas, he's gotta keep it rated PG. thats why the kiss is butt-whack.
Proper kissing technique lets the lady take the lead, you follow and slowly turn up the heat.
But you all knew that already (I hope).
As MC Rakim rapped, "She kissed me slow, but you know how far a kiss can go, we f***ed around and missed the show!"
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Nov 27, 2012 11:55:58 GMT -5
I don't get the point of this angle at all if it doesn't lead to an AJ heel turn/ Dolph alliance. Right now, it's as if the company's two Mary Sueiest characters have found each other. They've dropped about 6 months of exposition in three weeks, and this is supposed to somehow get them more over? How? Who on earth would want this? Fans of AJ's don't want to see her with Cena. And I imagine, Cena's female fanbase doesn't like seeing him involved with ANYONE, because, isn't that the point? He's a good guy archetype they like to imagine being with? It's not like AJ can avatar them. She's been documented as being needy, unhinged and emotionally stunted. The whole thing is clown shoes.
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Post by ronin705 on Nov 27, 2012 11:58:19 GMT -5
I was thinking he might just be acting as respectful as possibly seeing on how AJ got Trent in real life. Flimsy yeah, but w'evs.
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Post by pepsitwist on Nov 27, 2012 11:59:54 GMT -5
Duh, girls have cooties.
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Post by CH Punk on Nov 27, 2012 12:04:44 GMT -5
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Post by pepsitwist on Nov 27, 2012 12:06:46 GMT -5
You should have seen his make out session with Ryder. It'd be awesome if Cena declared next week when he was kissing AJ he was really thinking about his broski Zac Ryder. |
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Post by Xifax on Nov 27, 2012 12:20:49 GMT -5
He looks like a baby tasting ice cream for the first time. this is perfect |
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Nov 27, 2012 12:23:33 GMT -5
When does Cena sell anything well
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 27, 2012 12:26:24 GMT -5
How many people do you watch kiss and why?
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Post by JCBaggee on Nov 27, 2012 12:33:34 GMT -5
You should have seen his make out session with Ryder. It'd be awesome if Cena declared next week when he was kissing AJ he was really thinking about his broski Zac Ryder. "Strong fingers caressed soft hair, the flecks of dried gel brushing against his calloused fingertips. An eager hand tugs at a wrist band, a smile lights up a tanned face. 'John...' he began to stutter, 'John, I...' A strong finger pressed against his lips to silence him. 'Woo, woo, woo. I know it.'" |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2012 12:40:53 GMT -5
How many people do you watch kiss and why? |
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 27, 2012 12:41:07 GMT -5
When does Cena sell anything well Ask WWEShop.com.  |
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