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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Jan 10, 2012 17:27:41 GMT -5
Imagine this:
Heated battle during the rumble, all the top dogs are here: Sheamus, Wade Barrah, Orton, Alberto Del rio etc...Enter the #29
3.....2.....1....
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME....crowd goes nuts...
Orton eliminates Barrah, Sheamus and Orton eliminates each other at the same time, and Triple H eliminates Jericho (who entered #30 and did nothing but crying and hi fiving the crowd).
And your Royal Rumble winner: THE GAME TRIIIIIPLEEEEE HAITCHHHHH
The next night on Raw he comes down the ring where Bryan and Punk are waiting for his choice to be made. Trips does his full 18 minutes long entrance and takes the mic.
"Punk, Bryan...I respect you, I really do *smirk* but to be honest, your not in my league.
In the WWE you know, i've done it all...I won the Rumble, twice, I won more championships than you 2 combine will ever win -trust me *wink*-, i revolutionized this industry with DX, i mainevented wrestlemanias, i filmed successful movies, I was the only one to ever fire Vince Mc Mahon, I was a succesfull boss...hell i even married the boss daughter *wink*...I got nothing left...except ending the Streak a second time...You know, I'm the only last outlaw blablabla that damn good blablabla last living legend blabla I killed the Undertaker that one and only time we met at Wrestlemania, but I'll do it one more time and this time's for good.
So Bryan, Punk (who was chewing gum and making goofy smart ass faces the whole time in a tentative to ruin the other guy promo like he often do), no disrespect kids but your titles means nothing to me, I choose to use my rumble chance to....challenge the Streak at Wrestlemania!!!! "
*DONG* lights out/lights on nothing happened, Triple H pedigrees both Bryan and Punk, end of show.
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Post by I am Jack's STD on Jan 10, 2012 17:29:13 GMT -5
There's not a response for "KILL THE BASTARD." 'cause that's what I'd wanna do.
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Post by tmoney404 on Jan 10, 2012 17:29:33 GMT -5
Well yes. But I've also always wanted a blown spot to happen so someone really random wins. You know how there's always that one mid or lower card guy that sticks around to the end to impress everyone, well what if he accidentally wins it one year? That'd be great.
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Post by Burst on Jan 10, 2012 17:30:40 GMT -5
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Post by frogsplash45 on Jan 10, 2012 17:32:29 GMT -5
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 10, 2012 17:32:54 GMT -5
Well yes. But I've also always wanted a blown spot to happen so someone really random wins. You know how there's always that one mid or lower card guy that sticks around to the end to impress everyone, well what if he accidentally wins it one year? That'd be great. If it leads to Alex Riley getting his push back, I'd be happy. |
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Post by Arrow on Jan 10, 2012 17:35:09 GMT -5
I'd never stop laughing.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Jan 10, 2012 18:04:43 GMT -5
Why is there no LOLWWE option?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2012 18:07:02 GMT -5
Literally anything is better than the idea of Bryan / Orton. I just.... You can't even describe it as apathy because that's like a zero amount of carrying. My interest in that match is outright negative.
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Did you get that thing I sent ya?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 10, 2012 18:09:06 GMT -5
The "you wasted five minutes of my life" would indicate that Triple H was capable of cutting a promo shorter than 20 minutes.
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Post by A damn road sign on Jan 10, 2012 18:14:14 GMT -5
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Post by Some Guy on Jan 10, 2012 18:16:41 GMT -5
Literally anything is better than the idea of Bryan / Orton. I just.... You can't even describe it as apathy because that's like a zero amount of carrying. My interest in that match is outright negative. Too bad, because I'd love to see the match as long as Orton didn't go over in like 10 minutes. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 10, 2012 19:11:54 GMT -5
I don't mind HHH winning the Rumble, but that Raw...no. That can be scratched off.
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Post by ohhlala on Jan 10, 2012 19:30:46 GMT -5
Imagine this: Heated battle during the rumble, all the top dogs are here: Sheamus, Wade Barrah, Orton, Alberto Del rio etc...Enter the #29 3.....2.....1.... TIME TO PLAY THE GAME....crowd goes nuts... Orton eliminates Barrah, Sheamus and Orton eliminates each other at the same time, and Triple H eliminates Jericho (who entered #30 and did nothing but crying and hi fiving the crowd). And your Royal Rumble winner: THE GAME TRIIIIIPLEEEEE HAITCHHHHH The next night on Raw he comes down the ring where Bryan and Punk are waiting for his choice to be made. Trips does his full 18 minutes long entrance and takes the mic. "Punk, Bryan...I respect you, I really do *smirk* but to be honest, your not in my league. In the WWE you know, i've done it all...I won the Rumble, twice, I won more championships than you 2 combine will ever win -trust me *wink*-, i revolutionized this industry with DX, i mainevented wrestlemanias, i filmed successful movies, I was the only one to ever fire Vince Mc Mahon, I was a succesfull boss...hell i even married the boss daughter *wink*...I got nothing left...except ending the Streak a second time...You know, I'm the only last outlaw blablabla that damn good blablabla last living legend blabla I killed the Undertaker that one and only time we met at Wrestlemania, but I'll do it one more time and this time's for good. So Bryan, Punk (who was chewing gum and making goofy smart ass faces the whole time in a tentative to ruin the other guy promo like he often do), no disrespect kids but your titles means nothing to me, I choose to use my rumble chance to....challenge the Streak at Wrestlemania!!!! " *DONG* lights out/lights on nothing happened, Triple H pedigrees both Bryan and Punk, end of show. Then London and Kendrick run into the ring to get revenge only to get pedigreed as well. Booker T happens to fill in for Cole that day. Triple H runs over to the announce table. He then makes some racist remark like he did during his feud with him. Then pedigrees him through the spanish announce table. He then does the Hunteroonie in the ring to celebrate. He gets back on the mic: "UNDERTAKER! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU N****!" We? Well, who the hell are they? That's right. THE KLIQ. They run to the ring, hug and make the kliq sign. On the stage Thin Lizzy appears and plays "the boys are back in town". |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 10, 2012 22:06:49 GMT -5
I'd laugh.
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Talk about him more!
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Post by zing on Jan 10, 2012 22:11:28 GMT -5
The only good thing I have to say about that is that you said "*an* horrific"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2012 22:34:09 GMT -5
Tomko
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Jan 10, 2012 22:46:56 GMT -5
#OccupyTitanTower
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Post by Long Live the Stream on Jan 10, 2012 23:04:05 GMT -5
I don't hate the idea of someone winning the Rumble and deciding that they'd rather challenge the streak.
But Triple H doing it, and burying Punk and Bryan in the process, would be the absolute worst.
So...yeah it'll probably happen.
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Post by metylerca on Jan 10, 2012 23:07:51 GMT -5
You have the entire scenario down right to the gum chewing and winking. I'll say that much..
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