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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 3, 2012 1:55:59 GMT -5
1) He got lost on his way to the arena.
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Jan 3, 2012 1:56:36 GMT -5
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Jan 3, 2012 1:57:30 GMT -5
3. Searing gas pain.
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
Posts: 32,702
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Post by zeez on Jan 3, 2012 1:57:39 GMT -5
4. He got pulled under the ring by Kane and hasn't found his way out yet.
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Post by moneyman20 on Jan 3, 2012 2:00:27 GMT -5
5. The Cottage Cheese on his belly rot way too early.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Jan 3, 2012 2:02:08 GMT -5
6. He was figment of our imaginations.
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CH Punk
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Advice: Noted
Stuck in the Retro Zone
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Post by CH Punk on Jan 3, 2012 2:02:08 GMT -5
7. He spoiled something on twitter.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 3, 2012 2:03:14 GMT -5
8. He got tired on his way to the ring
9. He got punched out by Chris Jericho like that other guy did ('07 return)
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Post by moneyman20 on Jan 3, 2012 2:06:02 GMT -5
10. Somebody backstage got scared because they thought the FCC would mistake "Sheeeeeeeeee" for "S***********".
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 3, 2012 2:07:37 GMT -5
10. Didn't get his passport renewed so he's stuck on Hippo Island
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Jan 3, 2012 2:09:36 GMT -5
11. He's trying to find the Vader helmet.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 3, 2012 2:09:51 GMT -5
12. He got knocked down by Little Mac.
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MAGGLE
Dennis Stamp
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
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Post by MAGGLE on Jan 3, 2012 2:11:21 GMT -5
13. YEAHHHHHHHH COME ON YEAHHHHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYY!!!!
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 3, 2012 2:15:39 GMT -5
14. He got got by Li'l Jimmy
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nWoElite
Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on Jan 3, 2012 2:24:28 GMT -5
Jerichos promo ran over and there wasn't enough time.
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Post by Modern Day Maharaja on Jan 3, 2012 2:25:19 GMT -5
He's at home washing his tights.
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Post by thegame415 on Jan 3, 2012 2:27:54 GMT -5
A security guard wouldn't let him in the arena because he didn't believe Brodus was a wrestler.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 3, 2012 2:29:15 GMT -5
18. ELEVATED LIVER ENZYMES
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,029
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 3, 2012 2:35:44 GMT -5
19. He got stuck in the doorway.
20. He's gone into hiding because he's tired of people mistaking him for a sasquatch.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 3, 2012 2:39:55 GMT -5
21. Alex Riley attempted to give Brodus the TKO, but A-Ry's Super Cena powers have not fully developed. Management mistook this for a sandbag.
22. Brodus Clay did debut....via satellite.
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