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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2012 1:36:46 GMT -5
You for whatever reason have to commit a huge robbery and you're given your choice of ten WWE superstars to help out. Who do you choose?
Before anyone gives their list, just a reminder that JTG is still employed.
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Post by CMWaters on Jan 4, 2012 1:38:19 GMT -5
John Cena would be on the team just because the odds would be against us to pull off such a big job.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Jan 4, 2012 1:46:10 GMT -5
John Cena would be on the team just because the odds would be against us to pull off such a big job. Come on. Cena doesn't do jobs of any size. |
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Post by CMWaters on Jan 4, 2012 3:04:39 GMT -5
John Cena would be on the team just because the odds would be against us to pull off such a big job. Come on. Cena doesn't do jobs of any size. Touché. |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 4, 2012 3:05:42 GMT -5
Dolph Ziggler, because he has experience in the business of doing thefts.
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Post by JCBaggee on Jan 4, 2012 3:12:11 GMT -5
Zack Ryder sneaks Yoshi Tatsu into the vault?
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Post by Stu on Jan 4, 2012 3:21:11 GMT -5
Cena has connections. Ryder has Internet knowledge. Ziggler has theft experience. Hell, maybe Otunga could use his legal background in some fashion.
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Post by mizerable on Jan 4, 2012 3:29:45 GMT -5
CM Punk as the layout guy...knows what to do and how to do it
Undertaker and Kane as mechanics for their magic skills, could come in hand in breaking in vaults and disappearing and such
JTG as the obvious pick pocket
John Laurinaitis as the inside man
Alberto Del Rio as the get away driver (as long as he doesn't honk the horn)
Hornswoggle so he can like...climb into ventilation shafts and stuff
Kelly Kelly as the distraction for the main bad guy
Miz an average thief who's given a big chance...turns heel on team...ulimately fails
R Truth as the crazy fall guy, who would insist is was actually Little Jimmy
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Post by thegame415 on Jan 4, 2012 6:16:24 GMT -5
I thought this was going to be about Vince's on air character last year.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Jan 4, 2012 7:37:08 GMT -5
Hornswoggle - He can draw on walls to create openings
Brie & Nikki Bella - Hot twins to distraact guards
Wade Barrett - The brawler in case things turn violent
Christian - The brains
Taker - For his supernatural powers
Johnny Curtis - The sleazy looking guy who the guards are automatically going to assume is up to no guards and so will keep an eye on him whilst ignoring. . .
William Regal - The distinguished looking English gentleman who roams around unnoticed doing things like switch off security cameras yet isn't suspected because he wears a nice suit and sounds polite.
Ziggler - For his athleticism
Jericho - For his hacking skills
Vince - Of course as the big man behind the entire scheme
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 4, 2012 7:42:15 GMT -5
I've got one - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan-Naturally
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Post by rydndirty on Jan 4, 2012 7:49:40 GMT -5
Drew McIntyre - that way, if they got caught, they'd have someone to be the Fall Guy.
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jan 4, 2012 9:17:54 GMT -5
Yeah, Johnny Ace as Elliot Gould.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 4, 2012 9:48:51 GMT -5
CM Punk, John Cena, and Randy Orton taking George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon's spots would be wild  |
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jan 4, 2012 10:17:27 GMT -5
TBH I originally thought this was about how well endowed Vince was.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2012 4:41:39 GMT -5
CM Punk, John Cena, and Randy Orton taking George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon's spots would be wild So it'd leave to Punk sleeping with Stacy Keibler? |
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Post by rusty on Jan 5, 2012 6:46:46 GMT -5
I'd have to fit in Rey Mysterio somewhere since he is a car thief on the side
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Post by t3hmaniac on Jan 5, 2012 6:54:22 GMT -5
Maybe Trent Barretta? No-one notices him ever.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 5, 2012 8:51:54 GMT -5
CM Punk- the ring leader
Hornswoggle- can fit into small areas
Chris Jericho- the hacker
John Cena- the muscle, few would suspect him due to his reputation
JTG- has experience
Randy Orton- the hitman, in case things get bad
Alberto Del Rio- should have enough clout and money to get in on the inside of anything
Eve Torres- distraction
Undertaker- brawler, can teleport
Heath Slater- getaway driver, eventual fall guy
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 5, 2012 11:42:43 GMT -5
TBH I originally thought this was about how well endowed Vince was. So did I. |
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