Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Jul 15, 2012 14:32:02 GMT -5
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Post by Red Impact on Jul 15, 2012 14:41:00 GMT -5
Just wait until he gets caught in in that catnip for votes scandal, then we'll see how beloved he is.
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TCM
Don Corleone
The Outcome Justifies Even the Biggest Lie
Posts: 1,887
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Post by TCM on Jul 15, 2012 14:44:08 GMT -5
The glass that cat is drinking from is nicer than 90% of my own cups/glasses.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 15, 2012 14:46:45 GMT -5
I'm voting for Stubbs this November.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Jul 15, 2012 14:55:42 GMT -5
that's just sad
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 15, 2012 15:03:18 GMT -5
Maybe we should just put an animal into the presidency, then all of the media hoopla over not doing anything would sound more ridiculous.
Media Moron: President Fido is not doing enough to balance our economy
Sane Person: He's a goddamn dog. We would be lucky if he would stop licking his balls during the state of the union address.
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Knailsic From Now On
Dennis Stamp
Loneliest Number Since #1
Waiting with my red eyes and my stone heart
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Jul 15, 2012 15:06:18 GMT -5
It's like Alaska wants to get made fun of.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Jul 15, 2012 15:13:35 GMT -5
I smell a Disney movie starring Keenan Thompson...
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 15, 2012 15:17:09 GMT -5
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2012 15:27:29 GMT -5
Look at him with his cup! Drunk on the job as always, Mayor Stubbs. You couldn't even be elected ratcatcher in a decent, hard working town.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jul 15, 2012 15:30:18 GMT -5
It's just an honorary position.
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Post by El Hijo del Havoc on Jul 15, 2012 16:16:08 GMT -5
Reminds me of Pigasus, the pig the Yippies attempted to place on the 1968 presidential election ballot
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 15, 2012 16:19:17 GMT -5
Let's hear from one of the other candidates.  "Well, we ran a clean campaign. I mean nothing was ever stated that wasn't the truth. It is true that Mayor Stubbs was seen vandalizing old Mrs. Fessner's living room couch with his claws, we have eyewitness accounts of this. Also, that Mayor Stubbs did indeed poop in the Cartwright family's sandbox several times. But, that's not important now. All I can say is that we did our best, but some people in this town just aren't accepting to change and the idea of a young, more ambitious cat running things might scare a lot of them. That's just the way it is. Though, I suppose it didn't help matters after those random drug screenings revealed that I tested positive for catnip. It was a stupid mistake on my part, but I can tell you in all honesty, that I did NOT inhale. Still, in no way I am bitter about the experience, and I wish all the best for Mayor Stubbs. Next election, however, will be different, as I declare that I will become the next mayor. People will welcome the new reign of Mayor Muffins." |
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Post by Loki-A-Go-Go! on Jul 15, 2012 17:54:23 GMT -5
I like it!
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Post by bigdamnheroes1982 on Jul 15, 2012 18:15:24 GMT -5
It's just an honorary position. Now, when it was first elected, he was technically the mayor. It brought people into the town to spend money, so you can't fault the people. It is not like a town of 900 in Alaska needs a strong central leader. |
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Post by daime on Jul 15, 2012 18:19:05 GMT -5
While I support Mayor Stubbs, I take no responsibility for Sarah Palin.  |
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Post by salsashark on Jul 15, 2012 20:03:15 GMT -5
It's just an honorary position. What a joykiller. |
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