Post by mysterydriver on Jul 26, 2012 9:25:52 GMT -5
"Honey...if I were a vampire, would you let me bite you so we could live together forever."
"I'd shove a stake in your chest."
"WHAT?!"
"You're no longer you. You're an undead demon trying to convince me that you should suck my blood."
"I'm trying to have us live forever, together!"
"That's exactly what a demon would say. I'm just trying to live here."
*Couch*
"Honey...what would you do if I had no legs?"
"Put weights in a backpack to help build up strength."
"WHAT?!"
"Out of love!"
*Couch*
"Honey...if I were a zombie..."
"Right in the head."
"You didn't let me finish!"
"If you were a zombie, I wouldn't let you start."
"GAH!"
*Couch*
At least two of those were undeserved couch-ings.
"I'd shove a stake in your chest."
"WHAT?!"
"You're no longer you. You're an undead demon trying to convince me that you should suck my blood."
"I'm trying to have us live forever, together!"
"That's exactly what a demon would say. I'm just trying to live here."
*Couch*
"Honey...what would you do if I had no legs?"
"Put weights in a backpack to help build up strength."
"WHAT?!"
"Out of love!"
*Couch*
"Honey...if I were a zombie..."
"Right in the head."
"You didn't let me finish!"
"If you were a zombie, I wouldn't let you start."
"GAH!"
*Couch*
At least two of those were undeserved couch-ings.