I'm Thinking of Re-Inventing Myself

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

I'm tired of the same old Banjo with the same stupid face and same stupid look and the same stupid look on my face. I need to re-invent myself so more people will take notice of me. But what could I do? Maybe I'll wear a hat. Nothing too flashy. Maybe like a fedora. And instead of these glasses, I'll wear a pair of goggles. And I need a cane. One that can shoot confetti out of it to signify that it's time to start the funk. And I need a flashy cape with lots of shiny, sparkly stuff on it. And some chains hanging from my pockets that jingle so people in the next room can hear and anticipate my arrival. And some cool shoes with lights on them that flash on and off. And I could smoke cigars, but I'll paint them red and white to look like old timey barber poles. And I'll wear a gold chicken drumstick around my neck. And I need my own catch phrase. Like, whenever I agree with something, I'll say, "Yeah diggity-dawg, that's straight-up booty." And I'll get a group of cute Asian girls to follow me around wherever I go and just dance. And we'll all ride around in a gold colored El Camino with spinning rims. And I'll have my own buffed up Indian driver/body guard dressed in a tuxedo and a turban to take wherever I needed to go, with my ladies in the back. And my new name will be Ban-Job. And whenever I'm about to enter a room, my driver/bodyguard will enter first and declare, "Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to get Ban-Jobbed." And then this music will start playing...

[Deleted]

I thought you did that now....

[Mr. Self-Destruct]

I'm growing my hair out long.

Gimmick change. I've always had short hair.

[kidglov3s]

You are Banjo from Hamtaro right?

[Knailsic From Now On]

Banjo this song explains how I feel about you:

[Big DSR Energy]

I wanna be the driver-guy! Except I'm not Indian. But I'll get a nice goatee going, and rock some aviator sunglasses. And I'll wear brass knuckles on my hands, and when you enter the room, I'll just stand silently in the background with my arms folded and bob my head ever so subtly.

[Mozenrath]

But you're still going to be into traps, right?

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

You should become *inhales* Banjodust!

[Demented]

So...is this a heel turn?

[Pervy Stone Cold]

Jul 19, 2012 0:56:17 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

...And I need my own catch phrase. Like, whenever I agree with something, I'll say, "Yeah diggity-dawg, that's straight-up tizzight booty."

A little modification to express your agreement/approval with something especially arousing.

[Lazy peon]

Jul 19, 2012 4:36:47 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

But you're still going to be into traps, right?

You mean jackpots!

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Jul 19, 2012 4:36:47 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

But you're still going to be into traps, right?

I doubt that I'll ever change that. In fact, what did you think the cute Asian girls were? Wapow!!!

[drjayphd (feat. Pitbull)]

WAY ahead of you. I already have the evil facial hair, for starters...

[The Sam]

That is just ridiculous... Do you know how much a gold plated chicken drumstick costs?

[Deleted]

Just don't end up like the real Banjo did for Nuts and Bolts.

[Baixo Astral]

Jul 19, 2012 0:56:17 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

And some chains hanging from my pockets that jingle so people in the next room can hear and anticipate my arrival.

Won't that really impinge on your leisure activities?