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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2012 9:55:41 GMT -5
Butt seckz.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 10, 2012 10:07:19 GMT -5
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domrep
Hank Scorpio
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Post by domrep on Dec 10, 2012 10:15:27 GMT -5
Do what I did with my girlfriend, have her jot down 10 things she'd want for Christmas. It might ruin the surprise, sure, but women are very difficult to shop for, and if you fudge up their gift on Christmas, you'll never hear the end of it.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 10, 2012 10:26:04 GMT -5
A shrubbery. One that looks nice, and not too expensive. Ni!
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 10, 2012 10:26:19 GMT -5
Get her a watch. Chicks dig watches. Waste of money. There's a clock on the stove.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Dec 10, 2012 11:18:03 GMT -5
Donate to charity in her name. It is too early in the day for me. I just read this as 'Donate a donkey on her name' I then pictured the OP as the Cyber Monk from Simon Sez holding a donkey with a rope.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2012 16:28:08 GMT -5
I got mine Luke Bryan, Thompson Square, and Florida Georgia Line tickets in Evansville...Its gonna be like that broadway blowjob South Park episode...
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Dec 10, 2012 16:41:43 GMT -5
Pay attention to something she wants, tell her it's a bad idea, and then get it anyway. That's kind of what I did for mine.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2012 16:51:32 GMT -5
1) cut a hole in a box 2) put your junk in that box 3) make her open the box I'm honestly surprised that it took that long for this post.
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
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Post by Dub H on Dec 10, 2012 18:30:52 GMT -5
Hint: It's pink, runs on battery and vibrates
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 10, 2012 18:36:20 GMT -5
Hint: It's pink, runs on battery and vibrates A pink elephant stuffed toy?
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 10, 2012 18:37:38 GMT -5
A cannon. Bitches love cannons.
See?
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
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Post by Dub H on Dec 10, 2012 18:40:00 GMT -5
Hint: It's pink, runs on battery and vibrates A pink elephant stuffed toy? Exactly! Or a pink bunny.
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
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Post by zeez on Dec 10, 2012 19:33:09 GMT -5
I dunno. Ask her.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Dec 10, 2012 19:34:11 GMT -5
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 10, 2012 19:53:27 GMT -5
a mixing bowl
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Post by Starshine on Dec 10, 2012 19:55:32 GMT -5
Get her some edible crotchless panties. She'll really appreciate it if she ever goes out, gets hungry and doesn't have any cash on hand.
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