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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 9, 2012 23:16:21 GMT -5
Gift ideas will be appreciated
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2012 23:17:35 GMT -5
What does she like to do?
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Dec 9, 2012 23:18:00 GMT -5
1) cut a hole in a box
2) put your junk in that box
3) make her open the box
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Dec 9, 2012 23:24:32 GMT -5
A shrubbery. One that looks nice, and not too expensive.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Dec 9, 2012 23:26:14 GMT -5
You should get her a parrot. Girls like parrots, right?
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 9, 2012 23:28:21 GMT -5
1) cut a hole in a box 2) put your junk in that box 3) make her open the box Damn it, I wanted to be the one to post it! |
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Dec 9, 2012 23:30:00 GMT -5
1) cut a hole in a box 2) put your junk in that box 3) make her open the box And that's the way you do it! |
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Dec 9, 2012 23:32:19 GMT -5
I'd like to get a girlfriend for Christmas.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Dec 9, 2012 23:35:30 GMT -5
I'd like to get a girlfriend for Christmas. Aw, bring it here...*hugs Batman* ...*leaves "BATMAN IS POOPY HA HA HA!" sign on his back* |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2012 23:37:04 GMT -5
Get her a better boyfriend {Spoiler}  |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 9, 2012 23:37:42 GMT -5
Get her a girlfriend and see if they do it.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 10, 2012 0:28:11 GMT -5
Victoria's Secret gift certificate?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2012 2:29:29 GMT -5
Get her a watch. Chicks dig watches.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Dec 10, 2012 3:02:22 GMT -5
You should get her a parrot. Girls like parrots, right? No, they like Swarms of lizzards. |
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Dec 10, 2012 3:11:21 GMT -5
- A one year subscription to Jenny Craig
- A book; Advanced Magnetohydrodynamics: With Applications to Laboratory and Astrophysical Plasmas
- A bowling bowl
- An S&M leather mask
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 10, 2012 9:25:36 GMT -5
A strap-on. That way you can both benefit from the gift. ;D
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 10, 2012 9:32:43 GMT -5
A donkey
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 10, 2012 9:42:18 GMT -5
Donate to charity in her name.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 10, 2012 9:49:49 GMT -5
make a donation in her name to the Human Fund
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 10, 2012 9:53:06 GMT -5
$500 in federal giftcards.
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