Heartbreaker
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 18, 2012 3:36:34 GMT -5
I really am starting to think they are using a roulette to decide the booking of AJ Lee...
I mean she's more of a tweener and I don't mind them but is she supposed to be bi-polar as well as crazy? Are they gonna push her for the Diva's title? Are Vickie/Dolph setting her up along with Cena for... no reasons? Is she controlling The Shield? Why did she bring in Big E? Is she still involved with Punk? Is she still friends with Kaitlyn? Is she gonna wrestle more? Why did Tamina attack her? Why did they forget about Tamina? Why does the WWE have to involve John Cena with anyone who becomes popular? Why is she wearing polka-dots? What happened to the plaid? Who's that Pokemon? Who are you to doubt El Dandy? Why is the sky blue? Where do babies come from? When is Eminem releasing a new album? Is Bruce Wayne actually Batman? What does everybody want? How do they remove wisdom teeth? How did Ke$ha get a record deal? Is this real life or is this just fantasy? Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? Why am I now asking random questions!?
OH MY GOD THIS WEIRD BOOKING IS DRIVING ME INSAAAAAAAAAAAANE! TOO MANY QUESTIONS. MY HEAD HURTS.
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Post by Snaptastic on Dec 18, 2012 3:38:49 GMT -5
It's peculiar to say the least.
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Post by frogsplash45 on Dec 18, 2012 3:44:43 GMT -5
She and Kaitlyn are secret lovers.
Everything she does on-screen is a diversion from the truth.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 18, 2012 3:50:01 GMT -5
She and Kaitlyn are secret lovers. Everything she does on-screen is a diversion from the truth. I'd bet that many people would forgive the entire last 8 months or so of AJ if that was the end game. |
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Post by Totorob101 on Dec 18, 2012 4:47:27 GMT -5
AJ is not a tweener, she is a full blown heel now. She took a shot at the fans during picking up her slammy, shes been with 4 or 5 different guys over the past year, using every one of them for her own gain and shes cost Cena an important match at tlc. There is nothing likeable about the girl at all. I just cant understand how anyone can see any face quality in her when time after time she continues to screw people over (literally it seems to!).
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Dec 18, 2012 4:53:51 GMT -5
Yep, do not understand the character at all. I mean, sure, she's attractive, but she's just a tiny weirdo.
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Post by frogsplash45 on Dec 18, 2012 6:39:02 GMT -5
She and Kaitlyn are secret lovers. Everything she does on-screen is a diversion from the truth. I'd bet that many people would forgive the entire last 8 months or so of AJ if that was the end game.  |
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Post by redrefugee on Dec 18, 2012 6:49:32 GMT -5
Female Kane
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CH Punk
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Post by CH Punk on Dec 18, 2012 7:00:07 GMT -5
Seriously, AJ's going to turn face before Mania so she can face Eve.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 18, 2012 7:08:23 GMT -5
Seriously, AJ's going to turn face before Mania so she can face Eve. Actually I figure Kaitlyn is beating Eve soon and its Chickbuster vs Chickbuster before long. |
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Chip
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Post by Chip on Dec 18, 2012 7:19:29 GMT -5
The voices in Ortons head got bored and decided to mess with AJ.
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Post by Straight Edge Scrotum on Dec 18, 2012 7:26:06 GMT -5
Heenan: "Whose side is she on?!"
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 18, 2012 7:35:34 GMT -5
The voices in Ortons head got bored and decided to mess with AJ. They have to go somewhere when Orton is injured/Wellnessed/filming a movie. |
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Sam Punk
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Post by Sam Punk on Dec 18, 2012 8:01:10 GMT -5
Not sure.
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RedDevil
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Post by RedDevil on Dec 18, 2012 8:58:27 GMT -5
I don't really care, but I genuinely laughed reading the OP - so something good has come from all this.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Dec 18, 2012 9:08:52 GMT -5
She and Kaitlyn are secret lovers. Everything she does on-screen is a diversion from the truth. I'd bet that many people would forgive the entire last 8 months or so of AJ if that was the end game. If it leads to the return of HLA, I sure will. |
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Post by sonofblaine on Dec 18, 2012 9:23:28 GMT -5
As little as I actually care aout AJ, I say bring it on. Random AJ is more interesting than the recent Cena/AJ scandal story.
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Beast Army Ass
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Dec 18, 2012 9:42:31 GMT -5
OK, I'll give it a shot...
- I think at this point her character is more KERAZZZZY for attention than anything else and really everything she's doing is just so people can't stop giving her sweet sweet delicious attention. So basically an IRL Internet troll, that's also a cute anime chick.
- Probably
- Nah, that seems way too WCW-esque to me
- Doubt it, but it wouldn't surprise me considering AJ gets pushed as the focal point of more stuff then she really should
- Bodyguard against Cena probably/WWE foray into interracial action
- Again, probably not since there's been exactly zero mention of Punk and AJ in the same topic. If something was going to happen they'd bring it up beforehand.
- No, she's kind of a total bitch towards her
- ...Maybe? Maybe she'll bust out a move other than rolling on the ground flailing or a roll-up too!
- Bodyguard for Vickie
- Because WWE thinks the only thing she has going for her is being the daughter of Jimmy Snuka, plus it's the Divas so they forget about/remember them every couple of weeks
- Because John Cena is the face of the company, the man everyone should relate/aspire to be
- Because she fantasizes about banging Dusty Rhodes
- It's 2012 and someone found out the grunge movement's been over for decades
- Voltorb, obviously
- I'm a wrestling fan, I'll doubt whoever I want thankyouverymuch
- Well when the sun's rays hits our atmosphere the frequency of visible light causes the sky to appear blue on a day with little cloud cover and more grey on a cloudy day
- Mommy and Daddy wish very hard and a stork drops a baby off on their doorstep
- Give him some more things to complain about, I'm sure it'll be soon after that
- Indeed he is
- Head
- Lots of Novocaine, then just reaching in there with some pliers and going to town
- Marketing. Who cares about singing talent when you can be marketed as that swamp whore everyone wants a piece of?
- Real life. If it was fantasy I could fly to work instead of a soul-crushing commute
- I do not, he's in LA and I'm over in Philly. I imagine it would smell like sweat and HGH though.
- Because you're an inquisitive person who is being driven crazy by how idiotically they're booking AJ Lee
Hopefully that all helps and you can now go on with your day feeling informed.
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Post by DXKramer on Dec 18, 2012 9:44:50 GMT -5
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Post by turkeysandwich on Dec 18, 2012 10:58:42 GMT -5
I actually had a dream last night that gave me an idea that would explain everything that has gone on with AJ.
Since she really was an obsessive fan growing up, that should be what her character is. She should just be trying to recreate moments she saw divas do when she was a kid. She could say she started accompanying Bryan to the ring because she wanted to be like Miss Elizabeth, she turned on Cena to help Dolph because she remembered the time Trish turned on Jericho to help Christian at Wrestlemania or that she kissed Kane because she once saw Lita kiss Kane. Now she brings in Big E like Sunny brought in Faarooq. Actually, the dream I had AJ reformed the Nation of Domination with Big E, Big Zeke, and Matt Striker, why Striker was in there I have no idea.
But I know creative will never come up with any explanations.
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