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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Dec 18, 2012 11:00:57 GMT -5
She and Kaitlyn are secret lovers. Everything she does on-screen is a diversion from the truth. I'd bet that many people would forgive the entire last 8 months or so of AJ if that was the end game. I know I would.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2012 11:02:16 GMT -5
I'd bet that many people would forgive the entire last 8 months or so of AJ if that was the end game. I know I would. Michael Cole: "Ewww, gross."
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Dec 18, 2012 11:08:37 GMT -5
They have this really over Diva, but they STILL book the division like complete trash, so they can't put here there or otherwise AJ's overness goes the way of Nexus/Summer of Punk/The Walkout (in the garbage and a waste of everyone's time), so they're throwing random shit against the wall to delay them doing just that with her momentum: killing it.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 18, 2012 11:44:12 GMT -5
OK, I'll give it a shot... - I think at this point her character is more KERAZZZZY for attention than anything else and really everything she's doing is just so people can't stop giving her sweet sweet delicious attention. So basically an IRL Internet troll, that's also a cute anime chick. - Probably - Nah, that seems way too WCW-esque to me - Doubt it, but it wouldn't surprise me considering AJ gets pushed as the focal point of more stuff then she really should - Bodyguard against Cena probably/WWE foray into interracial action - Again, probably not since there's been exactly zero mention of Punk and AJ in the same topic. If something was going to happen they'd bring it up beforehand. - No, she's kind of a total bitch towards her - ...Maybe? Maybe she'll bust out a move other than rolling on the ground flailing or a roll-up too! - Bodyguard for Vickie - Because WWE thinks the only thing she has going for her is being the daughter of Jimmy Snuka, plus it's the Divas so they forget about/remember them every couple of weeks - Because John Cena is the face of the company, the man everyone should relate/aspire to be - Because she fantasizes about banging Dusty Rhodes - It's 2012 and someone found out the grunge movement's been over for decades - Voltorb, obviously - I'm a wrestling fan, I'll doubt whoever I want thankyouverymuch - Well when the sun's rays hits our atmosphere the frequency of visible light causes the sky to appear blue on a day with little cloud cover and more grey on a cloudy day - Mommy and Daddy wish very hard and a stork drops a baby off on their doorstep - Give him some more things to complain about, I'm sure it'll be soon after that - Indeed he is - Head - Lots of Novocaine, then just reaching in there with some pliers and going to town - Marketing. Who cares about singing talent when you can be marketed as that swamp whore everyone wants a piece of? - Real life. If it was fantasy I could fly to work instead of a soul-crushing commute - I do not, he's in LA and I'm over in Philly. I imagine it would smell like sweat and HGH though. - Because you're an inquisitive person who is being driven crazy by how idiotically they're booking AJ Lee Hopefully that all helps and you can now go on with your day feeling informed. I think you just gave us a look inside the minds of the WWE's creative team.
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Post by Sparvid on Dec 18, 2012 13:15:43 GMT -5
You have: Cena, a face who acts a bit heelish sometimes. Vickie, a heel who's upset at Dolph and AJ. AJ, a heel who made Cena lose his match, but also hates Vickie. Dolph, a heel who's had enough of Vickie, and acts a bit face-ish sometimes.
And now there's Big E who's apparently also a heel.
I don't think that all heels always should get along with each other, but then don't put those heels in the same ongoing storyline! What do they expect the crowd response to be when AJ argues with Vickie? Or when Ziggler tells Vickie to stuff it, only to be attacked by Cena?
Just decide who you want to be heels and faces (aside from Cena, who'll keep being what he always is) and move on with the storyline!
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Post by Rican on Dec 18, 2012 14:56:17 GMT -5
I actually had a dream last night that gave me an idea that would explain everything that has gone on with AJ. Since she really was an obsessive fan growing up, that should be what her character is. She should just be trying to recreate moments she saw divas do when she was a kid. She could say she started accompanying Bryan to the ring because she wanted to be like Miss Elizabeth, she turned on Cena to help Dolph because she remembered the time Trish turned on Jericho to help Christian at Wrestlemania or that she kissed Kane because she once saw Lita kiss Kane. Now she brings in Big E like Sunny brought in Faarooq. Actually, the dream I had AJ reformed the Nation of Domination with Big E, Big Zeke, and Matt Striker, why Striker was in there I have no idea. But I know creative will never come up with any explanations. I could actually buy this.
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Dec 18, 2012 15:02:37 GMT -5
Guys. JBL has been saying it. She's crazy. There is no rhyme or reason.
Stop. Trying. So. Hard.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Dec 18, 2012 15:58:40 GMT -5
She's nuts so she doesn't need reasons thats the beauty of a crazy character you can pretty much do whatever the f*** you want with one.
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Dec 18, 2012 16:05:35 GMT -5
Heenan: "Whose side is she on?!" Now when I see AJ push Cena off the ladder, I'm going to hear Dusty Rhodes say "A career of a lifetime down the drain kid. I hope you love it.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 18, 2012 16:32:33 GMT -5
You have: Cena, a face who acts a bit heelish sometimes. Vickie, a heel who's upset at Dolph and AJ. AJ, a heel who made Cena lose his match, but also hates Vickie. Dolph, a heel who's had enough of Vickie, and acts a bit face-ish sometimes. And now there's Big E who's apparently also a heel. I don't think that all heels always should get along with each other, but then don't put those heels in the same ongoing storyline! What do they expect the crowd response to be when AJ argues with Vickie? Or when Ziggler tells Vickie to stuff it, only to be attacked by Cena? Just decide who you want to be heels and faces (aside from Cena, who'll keep being what he always is) and move on with the storyline! is it possible that Cena's bizarre face-who-everyone-boos condition has finally collapsed into a black hole of fan reaction-based nonsense?
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 18, 2012 16:33:32 GMT -5
She's nuts so she doesn't need reasons thats the beauty of a crazy character you can pretty much do whatever the f*** you want with one. that's just lazy writing. even a crazy person has motives and a method to what they're doing, even if those reasons are hard for most people to understand.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Dec 18, 2012 16:52:04 GMT -5
I really am starting to think they are using a roulette to decide the booking of AJ Lee... I mean she's more of a tweener and I don't mind them but is she supposed to be bi-polar as well as crazy? Are they gonna push her for the Diva's title? Are Vickie/Dolph setting her up along with Cena for... no reasons? Is she controlling The Shield? Why did she bring in Big E? Is she still involved with Punk? Is she still friends with Kaitlyn? Is she gonna wrestle more? Why did Tamina attack her? Why did they forget about Tamina? Why does the WWE have to involve John Cena with anyone who becomes popular? Why is she wearing polka-dots? What happened to the plaid? Who's that Pokemon? Who are you to doubt El Dandy? Why is the sky blue? Where do babies come from? When is Eminem releasing a new album? Is Bruce Wayne actually Batman? What does everybody want? How do they remove wisdom teeth? How did Ke$ha get a record deal? Is this real life or is this just fantasy? Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? Why am I now asking random questions!? OH MY GOD THIS WEIRD BOOKING IS DRIVING ME INSAAAAAAAAAAAANE! TOO MANY QUESTIONS. MY HEAD HURTS. Too many questions... Too many questions...
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Post by PKO on Dec 18, 2012 16:53:14 GMT -5
I was totally on board with AJ's storylines up until her GM run. Even when she was initially appointed GM and plenty of people were moaning it made no sense, I could still see logic within the story. Now, I'm just at a loss. Heel? Face? Tweener? Arguments can be made for all three, but I have no idea what they're aiming for and can't make sense of it. Pushing Cena off the ladder was just the cherry on the top. Is that a heel turn? I mean, she screwed over a guy half the audience despise so it's not a very good one, and she's still feuding with the biggest heel of the past decade in Vickie Guerrero.
It's like a different writer is booking each of her segments. It's like that game where you draw a person by folding over a piece of paper and one person draws the head, one the body, one the arms and one the legs and you get a funny mess at the end, except AJ is more of a confusing mess.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Dec 18, 2012 16:57:59 GMT -5
I think the WWE logic is basically that making her insane justifies her doing anything. Next week she could drive into the arena in a Sherman tank screaming "I LOVE PARSNIPS!", before kicking Howard Finkel in the balls and dry humping Brodus Clay.
"She's crazy, that's why that happened!"
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Post by nisidhe on Dec 18, 2012 21:48:18 GMT -5
I think AJ's push has jumped the shark. Indeed, I'm beginning to think that we just saw WWE push a reset button last night.
Consider the evidence: Miz and ADR as faces against 3MB. Dolph screws over Vickie, only to get screwed over by AJ and now he's on his boss's shitlist. Cena is the Universe's whipping boy. Sheamus a perpetual chaser? Team Hell No and Ryback with Ric Flair teasing another incarnation of the Horsemen (I was holding up the four fingers the whole time they were together in the ring.) Kaitlyn beating Eve in a non-title match so decisively one feels sorry for Eve. The Shield beating down not only Tommy Dreamer (understandable given the history) but Ricardo (no history) as well? Tensai given a Shockmaster entrance? Big E's debut not a month after Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns?
There was a different feel to last night, I think: it felt almost like 1992: you know a sea change is coming, but things are just a little too shaky yet and nobody knows who's going to emerge as the new "face of the company." I suppose it's time for predictions.
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Post by CubsFan71 on Dec 18, 2012 21:59:38 GMT -5
Heenan: "Whose side is she on?!" Luger: "I DON"T KNOW!!!!"
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Post by percymania on Dec 18, 2012 22:28:14 GMT -5
Next month AJ will announce she's pregnant. Then we'll have to speculate who the daddy is of the 10 dudes she recently slept with. This will build to the big reveal at Wrestlemania... Who is the real father of AJ's baby?
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Post by Citizen Snips on Dec 18, 2012 22:36:33 GMT -5
Heenan: "Whose side is she on?!" AJ Lee, you can go to Hell. Straight to Hell!
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 18, 2012 22:39:37 GMT -5
I'll say this much, if they building towards a Kaitlyn/AJ match at Mania, I'll have the biggest mark reaction to it ever, because AJ is the most loathsome heel on the show outside of Punk the Shield and Kaitlyn is the only character in relation to Lee who's been a complete babyface victim the past 12 months.
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Post by Sparkybob on Dec 18, 2012 22:41:55 GMT -5
I'll say this much, if they building towards a Kaitlyn/AJ match at Mania, I'll have the biggest mark reaction to it ever, because AJ is the most loathsome heel on the show outside of Punk the Shield and Kaitlyn is the only character in relation to Lee who's been a complete babyface victim the past 12 months. It does seem like it with Kaitlyn getting close to the title, and I think it be a very heart-warming moment to see the 2 chick-buster having a one on one title match at mania. It's an easy story to write and it seems Kaitlyn is improving so I give it a great chance of actually happening.
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