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Post by joebob27 on Dec 19, 2012 1:37:51 GMT -5
"I'm not going to leave this ring until you morons learn to show respect for Kaiser Wilhelm!"
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Dec 19, 2012 3:18:51 GMT -5
I thought the women's suffrage thing was great because it was completely random and he mentioned it out of the blue and never touched on it again. It was like a heel with so much bitter baggage that he just spits out awful stuff that he treats as nothing and moves on.
If it's any consolation, he doesn't actually feel that way. It's a character.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 19, 2012 3:27:40 GMT -5
I don't mind Punk as a heel, but I don't think WWE should be going out of their way to try to get cheap heat.
Just accept that Punk isn't going to get booed, but at the same time allow the narrative to play out regardless.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 19, 2012 3:31:02 GMT -5
Like mentioned in an earlier post, they're gonna pull a Kurt Angle with him... however the thought of a racist CM Punk saying that he'd make Jesus tap out is hilarious.
Funny how he says this when the original "pipebomb" CM Punk would have blasted the company for it's treatment of women.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 20, 2012 14:45:17 GMT -5
Next week on Raw, "Women are only for three things, cooking, cleaning, and vaginas."
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 20, 2012 15:01:28 GMT -5
I've said it at least 3 times, I'll say it again.
I want him to start threatening to literally kill people.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2012 15:03:59 GMT -5
At this rate, will literally kick a puppy in front of the audience by February.
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Post by pepsitwist on Dec 20, 2012 15:06:40 GMT -5
Next week: Comrade Punk declaring his allegiance to Kim Jong Un.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 20, 2012 15:11:03 GMT -5
Next week: Comrade Punk declaring his allegiance to Kim Jong Un. I think that'd get a face pop from the 16-44 crowd, honestly. He'll become an Alex Jones style conspiracy theorist instead.
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Post by Rican on Dec 20, 2012 15:12:45 GMT -5
I hope they have him beat the shit out of Santa on the Christmas RAW.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 20, 2012 15:34:55 GMT -5
Especially hilarious given Punk's Rosie the Riveter tattoo. A woman's place is in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant....After a long day of riveting and not voting! Turns out out "C.M. Punk" is actually "C. Montgomery Punk" and he'll just use a lot of antiquated referrences in his promos. "I'm straight edge, which means I don't go around drinking bath tub gin in some speakeasy!"
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Post by Celgress on Dec 20, 2012 15:36:46 GMT -5
Especially hilarious given Punk's Rosie the Riveter tattoo. A woman's place is in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant....After a long day of riveting and not voting! Turns out out "C.M. Punk" is actually "C. Montgomery Punk" and he'll just use a lot of antiquated referrences in his promos. "I'm straight edge, which means I don't go around drinking bath tub gin in some speakeasy!" I'd mark ;D
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Post by doinkmark on Dec 20, 2012 15:39:37 GMT -5
CM Punk: You stupid people seem to think I won't still be WWE champion after WrestleMania. Well you're wrong! Because much like the great Joseph Stalin, I have a five-year plan. Stalin had some good ideas! RESPECT!
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 20, 2012 15:42:48 GMT -5
CM Puk: I wish the Holocaust had actually happened!
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Post by Cela on Dec 20, 2012 15:46:50 GMT -5
I thought that was an interesting heel position to take, almost 100 years after the fact. Punk: Now all Rise for the Austrian Hungarian Anthem you swine. The Austro Hungarian Empire anthem has the exact same melody as the German one... weird. Also I did love Punk turning directly to the camera to insult the looks of your city's women.
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 20, 2012 15:47:12 GMT -5
Next week on Raw, "Women are only for three things, cooking, cleaning, and vaginas." Women are stupid and I don't respect them. That's right, I just have sex with them.
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Post by Rican on Dec 20, 2012 15:48:12 GMT -5
Next time WWE is in Texas or California border patrol CM Punk needs to happen.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2012 15:52:35 GMT -5
CM Punk will come out next week wearing a white hoodie, with a watermelon and a bucket of chicken wings, and go on a ten minute tirade against criminals and America's welfare culture, whilst making references to well known rap artists and areas such as Harlem.
When a disgusted audience questions him about his promo, Punk will say he was talking about supermarket workers.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 20, 2012 15:52:55 GMT -5
Seriously, he could easily make it work if instead of trying to be "over the top awesome", he made it personal with individual fans, and started ruining their lives. Crowdsource hackers to f*** some fans' lives up. Make them legit miserable, and gloat about it.
Start threatening physical violence towards fans in a way that isn't funny at all, too.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Dec 20, 2012 15:53:50 GMT -5
I've said it at least 3 times, I'll say it again. I want him to start threatening to literally kill people. I want him to add threats of cannibalism and arson
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