Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 20, 2012 15:54:39 GMT -5
I've said it at least 3 times, I'll say it again. I want him to start threatening to literally kill people. I want him to add threats of cannibalism and arson Arson, OK. But cannibalism crosses the line into "funny awesome", so no. The idea is to get as serious as possible with this, to actually pick a personal beef with people just because he's "that much better" than everyone else that they don't deserve to exist on the same planet as him. |
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Dec 20, 2012 15:55:21 GMT -5
Punk will literally start stealing candy from children in the audience. And eating it in front of them while talking about having sex with their mothers.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 20, 2012 15:56:57 GMT -5
Punk will literally start stealing candy from children in the audience. And eating it in front of them while talking about having sex with their mothers. Better yet, pull out a cell phone and legitimately call Child Protective Services on the parents for taking the kid to a 'violent' show. |
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Post by pepsitwist on Dec 20, 2012 16:07:28 GMT -5
"There's a lot of Mexicans in the audience, well, I guess we are in Texas. That's why I've called the border guards out to check there aren't any illegals in the arena."
(Men start grabbing people leading towards the exits)
Punk starts laughing
"Don't you see? This microphone is power. I can say what I want and you'll be eating out my hand, hanging on my every word. They aren't really border guards you idiots. You think you've seen fear? I challenge anyone in this crowd right now to step in my ring. I will GTS the first person that tries."
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
Posts: 46,205
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 20, 2012 16:13:01 GMT -5
Another legit dick thing he could do.
If in a match he gets thrown against the barricade on the outside, and someone reaches over to touch his shoulder, he instantly points and demands security throw the person out for "hitting" him.
And security actually throws the person out.
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saintpat
El Dandy
Release the hounds!!!
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Post by saintpat on Dec 20, 2012 16:35:23 GMT -5
I favor women's suffrage as long as they don't go overboard and let them vote
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Dec 20, 2012 17:00:49 GMT -5
"Hitler was right all along! I was upset when Bin Laden was killed! 9/11 was awesome! BOO ME!"
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 20, 2012 17:14:34 GMT -5
"Twilight is the best love story of our time. And to be honest, it's the only one that got vampires right."
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Dec 20, 2012 17:27:01 GMT -5
Instead of entertaining in this very sports entertainment ring, I would like to discribe for you, in it's entirety, the plot of Caddyshack 2. In mandarin Chinese. Then have that be the whole show.
Talk. Somebody tries to stop him. GTS while still reading.
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