a WWE seniority list because I'm freakin bored

[angryfan]

Because it's my first post in a few days, and in honor of me approaching 1,000 posts, I've done research. What kind of researh you ask? To which I say, read the header, or, just read this, a WWE seniority list. Not sure what I wanted to prove by doing this, but it was either.
A). I have too much freaking time on my hands
B) I've gon insane with boredom
or
C) DAMN, has Scotty freakin' Too Hotty been wrestling THAT long?

Regardless, here it is for your general perusal, I eagerly await your hate mail for any time lost off your life by reading this
Please note, I have not included "Divas", announcers, or occasional appearance performances (Foley, Rock, Hogan). I have, however, included people the WWE lists on their website but who have, outiside of HEAT and Velocity, rarely if ever made an appearance, because they're my rules, and I'm allowed to break them. (GOD, I have SO gone heel).



Seniority list

Flair – 1972
Road Warrior Animal – 1982
William Regal - 1983
Michaels – 1984
Benoit – 1985
Soctty 2 Hotty – 1988
Taker - 1989
Booker T – 1989
Rey Rey - 1989
RVD – 1990
Big Vito - 1990
Funaki – 1990
Baldcore Holly - 1990
Vis – 1991
Psicosis – 1991
Super Crazy - 1991
Nunzio - 1991
Helms – 1991
Stevie Richards - 1992
Simon Dean – 1992
Juvi - 1992
Trips – 1992
JBL - 1992
Doug Basham – 1992
Matt Hardy - 1992
Kane - 1993
Parisi - 1993
Edge - 1993
Chavo - 1994
Show - 1994
Val – 1995
Rosey – 1995
Joey Matthews – 1996
Kid Kash - 1996
Conway – 1997
Batista - 1997
Eugene – 1997
Dupree – 1998
Sylvan - 1998
Angle – 1999
Paul London - 1999
Murdoch – 1999
Lashley - 1999
Danny Basham – 1999
Carlito – 2000
Daivari – 2000
Striker – 2000
Randy Orton - 2000
Benjamin – 2000
Orlando Jordan - 2000
Romeo – 2001
Antonio - 2001
Ken Kennedy – debut not listed, but probably 2001ish…oh, and…KENNEDY
Cena – 2001
Snitsky – 2001
Cade – 2002
Burchill - 2002
Masters – 2002
HeidenHAWK - 2002
Boogeyman – 2003 (?)
Johnny Nitro – 2003

[Spyke the Pacers Fan]

haha... Funaki and Scotty technically have seniority over Triple H... this made me laugh...

[angryfan]

You're telling me? I'm sitting there going, "dude, that's a freakin' typo, no WAY has the WORM been around for 17 years". But, allas, it appeared correct, so it was mentioned.

[angryfan]

because I can, I shall expound upon it, for it is my duty to be a post harlet for the next several minutes, up to an including this very one.


RAW champs
Cena - 4 years in the business
Flair - 33 years
Kane - 12 years
Show - 11 years

Smackdown
Batista - 8 years
Booker - 16 years
Matthews - 9 years
Nitro - 2 years
Juvi (I think he's CW champ now) - 13 years

Not sure why I mentioned that, but something in my head said I should, so I did. Um, POUNCUH, er, I mean PERIOD.

[MolotovMocktail]

Also, I heard Kennedy spent 8 years on the indy circuit.

[angryfan]

Very possible, the dates, all of them, were from the obsessed with wrestling bios. I can't vounch for all of it, but it was the one place I could go and get everything at once. So, I did.

[Maxnificent]

"Baldcore"... how clever. I somehow am guessing that if Benoit were to lose some hair, you wouldn't call him Baldoit or some crap like that.

[Deleted]

That's just based on wrestling in general. If you want to get specific just based on their WWF/E tenure, the Undertaker holds seniority over everybody.

The man who's second in line? Your friend and mine, Bob Holly.

Yes, Bob Holly has more WWF/E tenure than everybody except Undertaker.

[sirendemented]

maxnificent said:

"Baldcore"... how clever. I somehow am guessing that if Benoit were to lose some hair, you wouldn't call him Baldoit or some crap like that.

uhh have you not noticed that EVERYONE calls him that. Has nothing to due with the baldness, its that he's an ass and alot of people dont like him. The baldness is just for jokes

[dorf]

One note...Snitsky has been wrestling in WXW from '98 to '04. So his pro wrestling debut was in '98, not in '01.

[angryfan]

Agreed, this list was in the business as a whole, and OWW didn't have some debut dates, so I had to guesstimate using match dates they listed. Not the most scientific, but the best I could do at the time. As for Baldcore, I'm allowed to make fun of him, since I'm 28 and losing hair. That and he's a liberties-taking, careless douchebag who beats up gameshow contestants for "not paying dues" TWICE. Ergo, Bobby is a peckerhead. Just my opinion, not to anger the millions (dramatic pause w/ crickets) and millions of Sparky Plug fans.

[Scott]

I would love to see an "actual" seniority list as to who has been with the company the longest. Not hard to figure out but I'm sure there are shockers in there somewhere.

[angryfan]

I thought about doing just WWE, but this one took me a good while and my eyes were starting to hurt, so I just went with it. I did laugh my ass off when I found out just how long Scotty's been in the biz. I mean, lord, how long until he gets called a "crafty veteran" every match, like the jobbers back in the day did?

[The Jeebus]

Crafty Veteran Scotty 2 Hotty. I see a new gimmick for him...



Scotty - The Krafty Veteran.

That's my contribution to this thread.

[angryfan]

No, wait, give him Steve Blackman's half of Head Cheese, that stupid hat. Then, have him carry a box of Macaroni and cheese to the ring, calling himself the "Krafty veteran". God, that was bad, I apologize.