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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 28, 2012 2:11:01 GMT -5
I really hate when wrestling does this. I'm all for silly but this is just not in the relm of possibility
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 28, 2012 2:29:35 GMT -5
It's like the joke in an episode of Titus. Dave knows a lot about pregnancy and birth, the reason being is because he got so high he remembered being born. Jeff just gets so high we hear his thoughts.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Dec 28, 2012 3:00:35 GMT -5
What always made this stuff worse, is seeing the 'ImpactLive' section on the screen. Nothing says a live show like someone having voices in their head.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 28, 2012 4:19:26 GMT -5
It's a contact high that transcends reality to come through the TV and get us buzzed. Like how Willie Nelson gets so high that it causes Colbert to hallucinate in his Christmas special.
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Dec 28, 2012 5:27:12 GMT -5
Drugs made him telepathic. It's that simple really
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Post by Glitch on Dec 28, 2012 5:55:56 GMT -5
It seems unfair that we can hear his thoughts and not Austin's. No matter how much he tried, Aries couldn't get it to work for him.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 28, 2012 10:38:28 GMT -5
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Dec 28, 2012 10:43:03 GMT -5
Jeff's tolerance of normal drugs is so high that he has to have things in his system so potent that it affects everyone watching.
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Post by Krazee on Dec 28, 2012 10:44:39 GMT -5
because we are all the creatures, and one with Jeff Hardy
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 28, 2012 12:42:06 GMT -5
We are figments in Jeff Hardy's imagination.
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 28, 2012 13:13:25 GMT -5
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Post by Celgress on Dec 28, 2012 14:01:03 GMT -5
Jeff's tolerance of normal drugs is so high that he has to have things in his system so potent that it affects everyone watching. this
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 28, 2012 14:17:14 GMT -5
Wait, we can what?
Heh, I haven't tuned into Impact for more than like two minutes or so in quite some time. Things like that in no way make me regret that decision.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 28, 2012 16:08:25 GMT -5
My theory is Jeff Hardy did so many powerful drugs his mind can now project thoughts through electronic media.
So something akin to scanners.
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Post by zeez on Dec 29, 2012 15:13:37 GMT -5
Jeff's tolerance of normal drugs is so high that he has to have things in his system so potent that it affects everyone watching. I had just figured that TNA was catering to the fact that most of us who watch regularly are high when we do. It's what makes the show thread so much fun.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 29, 2012 16:11:21 GMT -5
Those aren't his thoughts, he's just walking around and saying stuff out loud.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 29, 2012 17:21:30 GMT -5
I still want Hardy and Aires to have an epic mind duel.
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Post by percymania on Dec 29, 2012 18:06:12 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy is just showing off his great ventriloquist skills no one knew he had.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2012 20:17:30 GMT -5
Because TNA
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Post by Henry Mark on Dec 30, 2012 0:14:07 GMT -5
It was this part of his contract negotiation that he did to see how serious TNA was about keeping him around.
"I want people to hear my thoughts, in my own voice, while showing me on screen not talking, with an "IMPACTLIVE" logo on that screen whether we're live or not. Oh, and I want to move in slow motion like John Morrison did during his entrances, but not during my entrances, just randomly backstage for no reason. And I want there to be no explanation for any of these things happening either. And I wanna be champion."
"Done, sign on the dotted line."
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