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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2013 2:12:14 GMT -5
1. If you have a lemon tree, always keep a eye on it because lemon stealing whores like Joanne Angel or other punk rock tattoo'd hotties may sneak up and steal your lemons. If you catch them they may have sex with you.
(seriously you can see the SFW intro of it on YouTube I just don't think I can link it since the costume might be considered see through)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2013 2:15:55 GMT -5
I love SuperSweet Sucks and is STUPID, but this thread's just bad.
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Post by DSR on Jan 2, 2013 2:24:14 GMT -5
Why is this in WWE Current?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2013 2:33:55 GMT -5
Why is this in WWE Current? Because the OP's stupid...  |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 2, 2013 5:32:53 GMT -5
Pizza Delivery men pretty much have to be well equipped and willing to have sex with customers rather than getting paid. In turn, this means that the Pizza places go out of business pretty quick, but the delivery men are happy.
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Post by darthalexander on Jan 2, 2013 8:19:33 GMT -5
- Women will sleep with anyone no matter how repulsive the partner(s) may be.
- STDs and accidental pregancies don't exist and are fiction.
- All women don't mind it if you..uh..."say hello" on them.
- Everyone is incredibly clean and ready to go at any moment.
- You can have fun with anyone and there won't be any awkwardness as a result afterwards. Sure, go have fun in that orgy that your in-laws are in.
- Everyone is able to last a long time and is very limber.
- Women had thong tan lines in "the olden days".
- Don't worry about getting caught cheating because there's a good chance that your spouse will join in.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 2, 2013 8:43:43 GMT -5
Being a Plumber has many, many benefits
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 2, 2013 8:56:21 GMT -5
If you see an attractive person in a situation where they might need help or some form of assistance, do not hesitate to help and slightly hint at sex as a reward. They will instantly rip their clothes off.
There is no such thing as sexual harrassment in the workplace.
When in doubt, whip it out.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 2, 2013 8:58:29 GMT -5
Porno's what?
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 2, 2013 8:59:04 GMT -5
The average human body has no natural hair below the skull.
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Post by H-Virus on Jan 2, 2013 10:56:40 GMT -5
Even if someone has 'Never done this before', they'll still be an expert at it.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 2, 2013 11:03:53 GMT -5
"It" must taste like sweet ambrosia for nary a drop gets wasted.
"It" apparently makes a wonderful face-wash with moisturizer.
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Post by Bone Daddy on Jan 2, 2013 11:26:10 GMT -5
Japan = Crazytown
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Post by Hurbster on Jan 2, 2013 12:25:32 GMT -5
I never ever wish to spend a single night in Chyna.
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Post by blackmegaman on Jan 2, 2013 13:25:59 GMT -5
Razors weren't invented until sometime in the mid 80s.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 2, 2013 13:26:38 GMT -5
Every chick totally loves uh...rear door sex
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 2, 2013 13:42:34 GMT -5
Go onto a college campus with a few $100 bills and any random girl you choose, will do you for the cash. NOBODY says no.
Everyone gets back at their current/ex boyfriend/girlfriend by making a sex tape.
Having a closet full of "toys" is to be expected. Even if said toy is some kind of complicated machine that is being operated by stage hands.
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Post by Malcolm on Jan 2, 2013 13:45:52 GMT -5
Everything ends in sex. Pizza deliveries, babysitting, talking, and even sex.
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Post by Lazy peon on Jan 2, 2013 15:09:18 GMT -5
You ALWAYS go ass to mouth!
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Post by xCompackx on Jan 2, 2013 15:10:54 GMT -5
"It" must taste like sweet ambrosia for nary a drop gets wasted. "It" apparently makes a wonderful face-wash with moisturizer. "It" must also be good for eyesight. |
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