So I am screwed. (a call out to the vocal coaches)

[Father Dougal McGuire]

Thanks to my failure in fantasy football, I get the honor of making an ass of myself by karokeing either attempting Ween's Freedom of 76 or Leonard Cohen's The Future. I think I will go with Ween, since it it easier for my to hit high notes despite having a bassey voice. I just can't get the gravely Cohen voice.
I was just wondering if anyone has any hints for hitting the supper high notes in this song?

Especially around 3:15 of this clip


I know I am going to make an ass of myself, but I want to minimize the damage.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

Did they say you had to do it good? As a karaoke veteran of the past 5 or so years, you can just BS through the rough sections for the most part and no one will really care.

[Deleted]

Karaoke is designed for people to make asses of themselves, just go with it.

To hit high notes you need to actually train your voice and I doubt that you have enough time to do it properly.

[zeez]

Activate your abs when trying to hit the high notes. It'll make them easier.