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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 2, 2013 19:10:43 GMT -5
Or just advice in general? Well have I got a deal for you!
Hi, my name is Dan Lashley, and although you may not know it, my advice is generally considered the greatest words of wisdom know to man. I know that seems like big talk but check out these quotes:
"I couldn't believe the great advice he gave me. Never saw it coming!" - Nostradamus
"I should have listened to Dan" - Ghost of Abe Lincoln
"Without Dan's advice, my film career wouldn't have gotten to the heights it has" - The guy who played the annoying Doctor in those Bucky Larsen commercials
If you've always wanted advice from the advice guru to the stars, now you can!
It's easy...all you have to do is post a question in this thread right here and I will answer it! But not just in this thread...NO! I will post it right on the Freakin Awesome Network in video form for your friends and family to laugh at! Wimmins trouble, car trouble, need to hide a body? I will tell YOU how!
*please consult a lawyer before attempting any advice Mr. Lashley may give.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2013 19:16:48 GMT -5
Why?
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jan 2, 2013 19:17:21 GMT -5
what day is it?
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jan 2, 2013 19:17:56 GMT -5
oh and who should i make that cheque out too?
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 2, 2013 19:20:19 GMT -5
These are terrible questions. Someone give a situation that needs my advice.
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Post by Jeremy on Jan 2, 2013 19:25:02 GMT -5
This should sounds simple, but I am not sure
So, I just told one of my friends that I had a crush on her, about 2 hours after she told me that she had a crush on one of our friends.
Now what do I do?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2013 19:31:01 GMT -5
A/s/l?
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 2, 2013 19:34:00 GMT -5
This should sounds simple, but I am not sure So, I just told one of my friends that I had a crush on her, about 2 hours after she told me that she had a crush on one of our friends. Now what do I do? When I get more problems, I'll put together a video for the main site. But I will answer your question my friend. I hope when you told her you made her as uncomfortable as possible. If not, that's alright. Here's what you can... 1. Always stay about4 to 5 inches behind her at all times. Yes, this include bathroom visits. Nothing says you care more than seeing your love poo. 2. Leave love notes for her. I'm not talking a letter a day or flowers everyday...I'm talking about having the outside of her home plastered in love sticky notes. 3. Comments like "I'd kill for you...come on, pick someone for me to kill" will show her that you area macho macho man and that you'll protect her always. As for your friend. Well you two can always have a "falling out". And by falling out I mean him falling out of your car and off the tallest bridge you can find. You're welcome! |
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 2, 2013 19:34:16 GMT -5
Is there a way to play tennis without slapping my balls around?
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 2, 2013 19:36:16 GMT -5
Is there a way to play tennis without slapping my balls around? A question for the ages. I believe Socrates once asked me that very question. I'll have to go through my notes. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2013 19:43:56 GMT -5
If a train is leaving the station at 40 MPH and another is leaving at 59 MPH, how long will it take for both of the train conductors to pass each other, realize who they are and yell, "I LOVED YOU IN WALL STREET!"?
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 2, 2013 19:43:56 GMT -5
There's a girl I like that really loves koala plushies. So I went and bought a real one from this shady looking hairy guy in a barn out near the rural areas, and I plan to take it to her right now- but now I've got the cops after me and they're saying I'm violating Missouri conservation laws, and to top it off the damn thing keeps scratching up my car seats. What should I do?
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 2, 2013 19:47:03 GMT -5
Excellent questions!
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 2, 2013 20:40:08 GMT -5
Are you related to Bobby Lashley?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2013 20:43:02 GMT -5
How can I make Brodus Clay realize my love for him?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2013 20:54:01 GMT -5
I'm going on a date. Soup or salad?
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Post by beatlefreak909 on Jan 2, 2013 21:08:53 GMT -5
I'm going on a date. Soup or salad? I'm going to take the lead on this one and tell you that yes, you should go for the Super Salad. You're Welcome. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 2, 2013 21:12:38 GMT -5
I'm going on a date. Soup or salad? I'm going to take the lead on this one and tell you that yes, you should go for the Super Salad. You're Welcome. Better yet, go for the big salad. It's a salad, only bigger with lots of stuff on it. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 2, 2013 22:22:49 GMT -5
Do not take financial/bartering advice from this man.
These 'magic' beans still haven't done anything besides be beans; and I'm out a perfectly good cow.
On the upshot, now I don't worry about purchasing cattle, and just try and get the milk for free.*
*unrelated sidenote, originally I made a typo when typing milk, and spelled it milf. That's only accurate some of the time.
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