|
|
Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 3, 2013 3:26:31 GMT -5
Okay, so thankfully, Arnold Schwarzenegger is done with all this political malarkey(or maybe it's done with him, I don't know) and now he's getting back into doing more glorious ham-fisted action blockbusters. You can see all those upcoming movies on his IMDB page. Thing is, there are actually several sequels to some of his earlier movies. There's apparently going to be another "Twins" movie, also another "Terminator"(if IMDB is to be believed) and I've even read that Arnie is going to go back to playing Conan the Barbarian. But, my question is, what other famous Arnold flicks could he make a sequel to? I was thinking the other day that I would totally be up for a sequel to "Commando." I even thought up a bit of a plot. PLOT FOR RETURN OF COMMANDO: See, his daughter(who could again be played by Alyssa Milano) would be all grown up, and she moved away to the big city and got married and had kids, the whole nine yards. John Matrix is still living in the woods as a burly mountain man. But say Alyssa Milano's husband ends up getting involved with some shady characters and in the end owes them a lot of money, and these characters respond by kidnapping Alyssa Milano until her husband can get them their money. The whole "don't go to the police or she dies" chestnut is played, which causes the husband to seek help from the only other authoritative source he knows, his Herculean father in law, John Matrix. John tracks his daughter down and arms himself to the teeth, and we get treated to a myriad of violence and explosions and all of that fun. So pretty similar to the original, but a modern sort of twist on things, obviously there will be more to the actual story and so forth, but, yes this needs to happen!  Also, I was thinking that maybe they could do a sequel to "End of Days." Instead of using the whole 1999 plot like they did in the first, they could capitalize on that whole Mayan doomsday business. It would be a different sort of theology to it, maybe have like a cult bend on sacrificing people to appease some sort of Apocalypse god or something, which takes Arnold and those helping him to the Mayan ruins in Central America leading to a showdown between the cult leader and Arnold, which would ultimately end with Arnold saving the day again. This, of course, would have best been filmed before the end of the year, as they could have released it right on 12/21/12 as a way to draw a few more folks to it. And when they theater audience walked out of the movie and the world did not end, they would have known that once again, Arnold has saved the world from impending doom. ;D Any other ideas?  |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2013 3:45:13 GMT -5
There've been talk of a True Lies sequel for like a billion years now, not sure what it would be like now.
I would say a Predator sequel but 1. I don't want it to suck when the original's awesome and 2. The Predator's aren't supposed to, classicly, hunt someone that's already beaten a Predator.
|
|
ZERO
Don Corleone
Posts: 1,933
|
Post by ZERO on Jan 3, 2013 9:02:43 GMT -5
A Terminator spin-off starring Chief Master Sergeant William Candy:
True Lies sequel? Only if Eliza Dushku is also in it as an all grown up Dana Tasker.
|
|
|
|
Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 3, 2013 10:11:06 GMT -5
Junior 2: The Teething Years
|
|
|
|
Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 3, 2013 10:19:22 GMT -5
There've been talk of a True Lies sequel for like a billion years now, not sure what it would be like now. The whole Tasker family is in the spy business, including Eliza Dushku. And Tom Arnold should come back, but still be in the van. |
|
Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,286
|
Post by Push R Truth on Jan 3, 2013 10:30:06 GMT -5
Commando Sequel:
His daughter gets married, moves to San Diego and has kids.
The family goes to Mexico to celebrate with some friends. Their party gets hyjacked, her husband is murdered, children captured but Alyssa Milano escapes back to the USA.
She goes straight to her dad in the mountains. Arnold gives her a mingun, sawed off shotgun and a lightsaber. He then jumps in the RV from Stripes and they storm the cartel in Mexico.
En route to the cartel castle, they find Rob Schneider and kill him for making terrible movies.
Once they get to the base there is a firefight for about 90 minutes with no less than 14 explosions every minute.
Once the day is saved, it's revealed that her husband was the DRUG LORD the whole time and his death was faked! Just as he's ready to kill Arnold with his 70's porno stache, Alyssa shoots him in the head and says "CONSIDER THIS A DIVORCE!"
Arnold responds, "That's my girl!"
He then grabs her ass and they walk off into the sunset smoking cigars, forgetting her kids in the burning drug castle.
The End.
|
|
|
|
Post by xCompackx on Jan 3, 2013 10:55:18 GMT -5
A Terminator spin-off starring Chief Master Sergeant William Candy: True Lies sequel? Only if Eliza Dushku is also in it as an all grown up Dana Tasker. Haha, I endorse anything with Arnold sounding like that. |
|
|
|
Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 3, 2013 13:58:34 GMT -5
Commando Sequel: His daughter gets married, moves to San Diego and has kids. The family goes to Mexico to celebrate with some friends. Their party gets hyjacked, her husband is murdered, children captured but Alyssa Milano escapes back to the USA. She goes straight to her dad in the mountains. Arnold gives her a mingun, sawed off shotgun and a lightsaber. He then jumps in the RV from Stripes and they storm the cartel in Mexico. En route to the cartel castle, they find Rob Schneider and kill him for making terrible movies. Once they get to the base there is a firefight for about 90 minutes with no less than 14 explosions every minute. Once the day is saved, it's revealed that her husband was the DRUG LORD the whole time and his death was faked! Just as he's ready to kill Arnold with his 70's porno stache, Alyssa shoots him in the head and says "CONSIDER THIS A DIVORCE!" Arnold responds, "That's my girl!" He then grabs her ass and they walk off into the sunset smoking cigars, forgetting her kids in the burning drug castle. The End. I feel like you're mocking me for making this thread.  |
|
|
|
Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 3, 2013 14:10:57 GMT -5
I think I'd like to see a sequel to Twins called Triplets, starring Arnold, Danny DeVito, featuring Eddie Murphy as a third brother.
|
|
|
|
Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 3, 2013 14:35:58 GMT -5
I think I'd like to see a sequel to Twins called Triplets, starring Arnold, Danny DeVito, featuring Eddie Murphy as a third brother. With Eddie's face and voice superimposed on a midget. From Happy Madison productions. |
|
BearDogg-X
Vegeta
Still lurking in the shadows....
Posts: 9,382
|
Post by BearDogg-X on Jan 3, 2013 14:40:49 GMT -5
I think I'd like to see a sequel to Twins called Triplets, starring Arnold, Danny DeVito, featuring Eddie Murphy as a third brother. With Eddie's face and voice superimposed on a midget. From Happy Madison productions. Please don't give them any ideas. Besides, that was already done with Marlon Wayans. |
|
|
|
Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jan 3, 2013 17:13:05 GMT -5
Kindergarten Cop 2. Just because the kids are pushing 30 doesn't mean they don't still need Mr. Kimble's help!
|
|
Dat Dude
Dennis Stamp
Wait, what?
Posts: 4,785
|
Post by Dat Dude on Jan 3, 2013 17:18:22 GMT -5
A Terminator spin-off starring Chief Master Sergeant William Candy: True Lies sequel? Only if Eliza Dushku is also in it as an all grown up Dana Tasker. Haha, I endorse anything with Arnold sounding like that. I'd pay to see that. |
|
dav
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 6,029
|
Post by dav on Jan 3, 2013 17:44:30 GMT -5
Wasn't there supposed to be a cartoon featuring Arnold as an action hero set after his political career ended? Looked like it could have been a goofy, fun show.
|
|
DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
Posts: 11,986 
|
Post by DragonMasterP on Jan 3, 2013 17:50:26 GMT -5
Wasn't there supposed to be a cartoon featuring Arnold as an action hero set after his political career ended? Looked like it could have been a goofy, fun show. The Governator. I heard it was cancelled after a scandal. |
|
riseofsetian1981
King Koopa
"I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left."
Posts: 10,323
|
Post by riseofsetian1981 on Jan 3, 2013 20:30:44 GMT -5
I read that he's officially back for the Terminator sequel. The question is what storyline/timeline will they use?
|
|
|
|
Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jan 3, 2013 21:36:04 GMT -5
Commando Sequel: His daughter gets married, moves to San Diego and has kids. The family goes to Mexico to celebrate with some friends. Their party gets hyjacked, her husband is murdered, children captured but Alyssa Milano escapes back to the USA. She goes straight to her dad in the mountains. Arnold gives her a mingun, sawed off shotgun and a lightsaber. He then jumps in the RV from Stripes and they storm the cartel in Mexico. En route to the cartel castle, they find Rob Schneider and kill him for making terrible movies. Once they get to the base there is a firefight for about 90 minutes with no less than 14 explosions every minute. Once the day is saved, it's revealed that her husband was the DRUG LORD the whole time and his death was faked! Just as he's ready to kill Arnold with his 70's porno stache, Alyssa shoots him in the head and says "CONSIDER THIS A DIVORCE!" Arnold responds, "That's my girl!" He then grabs her ass and they walk off into the sunset smoking cigars, forgetting her kids in the burning drug castle. The End. That could also be the plot of Taken 3 (A.K.A TAK3N) |
|
|
|
Post by Citizen Grimm on Jan 3, 2013 22:35:07 GMT -5
Don't care what the movie is about at all. I just want more glorious one liners and explosions from Arnold.
|
|
|
|
Post by BlackoutCreature on Jan 3, 2013 23:51:51 GMT -5
Considering how popular things like "Battle Royale" and "Hunger Games" have been lately, I'm thinking some kind of follow-up to "Running Man" might be in order.
|
|
|
|
Post by The Gambler Fan on Jan 3, 2013 23:54:00 GMT -5
IMDB claims that Twins 2 is getting made as you pointed out. However, Eddie Murphy will play the third brother. Terminator 5 is just a rumor I doubt it will ever get made.
I will like to see True Lies movie.
|
|
