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Post by CourtesyFlush on Jan 10, 2013 21:50:48 GMT -5
 And The Rock gets up at 3:30 a.m., gets to the gym at 4:00 a.m. Oh No! Ohhhh No! Maybe a mere mortal could get up at 3:30 a.m. and get to the gym at 4:00 a.m., but not The Rock. The Rock gets up at 3:00 a.m. because The Rock has to get the roids out the drawer! The Rock has to prep the needle! The Rock has to flick the needle! And then The Rock injects the needle! By the time 3:30 a.m. rolls around, The Rock is ready! The Rock leaves at 3:30 a.m. and gets to the gym at 4:00 a.m. and then finally The Rock is "Clangin and Bangin"!!! |
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Post by Andrew is Good on Jan 10, 2013 21:53:09 GMT -5
He's gonna take that needle. Shine it up real nice. Turn that son of a bitch sideways, and stick it straight in, HIS CANDY ASS!
I love the Rock, but that's what I thought of. Also, Kevin Steen had "Needles2Asses" as a hashtag before.
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Post by CourtesyFlush on Jan 10, 2013 21:55:23 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't know who Kevin Steen is but he sounds like a great guy. I prefer ROIDS, just 1 syllable. Works better with the stupid BOOTS crap!
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Post by lovingway on Jan 10, 2013 22:03:59 GMT -5
I did wonder after seeing The Rock on Monday if he gets drugged tested
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 10, 2013 22:12:10 GMT -5
This thread will not end well...
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 10, 2013 22:23:24 GMT -5
This thread will not end well... It's not like it began much better |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 10, 2013 22:24:12 GMT -5
You can say asses, even as the title of a goofy ass thread.
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Post by CourtesyFlush on Jan 10, 2013 22:31:25 GMT -5
You can say asses, even as the title of a goofy ass thread. Thank you my friend. |
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jan 10, 2013 22:44:20 GMT -5
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 10, 2013 22:45:47 GMT -5
He might be on the juice, though he might not. He has fewer travel obligations than he did as a wrestler, so if he wanted to bulk up and hit the gym all the time, he basically could. Could mean he's let his cardio go to hell, though.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2013 22:47:46 GMT -5
No
Only Juvi Guerrera is The Juice
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Post by mjolnir on Jan 10, 2013 22:55:23 GMT -5
He might be on the juice, though he might not. He has fewer travel obligations than he did as a wrestler, so if he wanted to bulk up and hit the gym all the time, he basically could. Could mean he's let his cardio go to hell, though. If his matches since his return are any indication. It has. He's been huffing, and puffing, and darn near wheezing his way through his matches. Albeit Rock's never been one known for his amazing cardio to begin with and it doesn't matter a whole lot. Guy oozes enough charisma and presence that him standing in the ring makes up for it. And, as 'Taker's more recent matches have shown, it can add to the drama if not ignored & used to the wrestler's advantage in trying to tell a story. I think both Rock and Punk are smart enough wrestlers to use it in that way too during their match. Though, who knows, maybe it isn't an issue anymore. He could've seen how he was even at Wrestlemania, decided to buckle down and use the past year to work on building his cardio back up. |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 10, 2013 22:58:50 GMT -5
2/10, would not read again.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 10, 2013 22:59:42 GMT -5
#Shots2Asses, trending worldwide!
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 10, 2013 23:00:40 GMT -5
He might be on the juice, though he might not. He has fewer travel obligations than he did as a wrestler, so if he wanted to bulk up and hit the gym all the time, he basically could. Could mean he's let his cardio go to hell, though. If his matches since his return are any indication. It has. He's been huffing, and puffing, and darn near wheezing his way through his matches. Albeit Rock's never been one known for his amazing cardio to begin with and it doesn't matter a whole lot. Guy oozes enough charisma and presence that him standing in the ring makes up for it. And, as 'Taker's more recent matches have shown, it can add to the drama if not ignored & used to the wrestler's advantage in trying to tell a story. I think both Rock and Punk are smart enough wrestlers to use it in that way too during their match. Though, who knows, maybe it isn't an issue anymore. He could've seen how he was even at Wrestlemania, decided to buckle down and use the past year to work on building his cardio back up. It is definitely possible. I hope he hasn't completely neglected it, though. |
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Post by StuntGranny® on Jan 10, 2013 23:24:40 GMT -5
Well it looks like this thread has ran out of juice...
Much like The Rock's syringe after he injects steroids into his body!
I'll show myself out now.
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Post by mjolnir on Jan 10, 2013 23:32:49 GMT -5
Well it looks like this thread has ran out of juice... Much like The Rock's syringe after he injects steroids into his body! I'll show myself out now.[/quote Because like The Rock, you need to go get more steroids? |
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Post by Ricky Nightshade on Jan 10, 2013 23:52:58 GMT -5
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Post by CourtesyFlush on Jan 10, 2013 23:55:06 GMT -5
Well it looks like this thread has ran out of juice... Much like The Rock's syringe after he injects steroids into his body! I'll show myself out now. This thread was never meant to have much juice. It was just a 4-5 sentence story time. Your just supposed to come in for a little while, drop a few lines and be out. Just like The Rock. badabing! |
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Post by BigWill on Jan 10, 2013 23:57:22 GMT -5
Well it looks like this thread has ran out of juice... Much like The Rock's syringe after he injects steroids into his body! I'll show myself out now. This thread was never meant to have much juice. It was just a 4-5 sentence story time. Your just supposed to come in for a little while, drop a few lines and be out. Just like The Rock. badabing! Rock does coke now too? |
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