Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 15, 2013 1:09:27 GMT -5
[It is recommended you listen to this as you read and post in this thread]
I would like to remind you all for a moment about how great Sheamus is. He beat Super Cena back when he was a heel to become a WWE champion. He defeated Zack Ryder in 25 seconds to retain the WWE title. He took down Daniel Bryan in 18 seconds to win the WHC title. Current MITB holder Dolph Ziggler has lost to him so often he may have started to develop an allergy to boots. His brogue kick is so lethal that it was almost banned from the WWE.
AND HEATH SLATER BEAT HIM TODAY[/b]
THAT'S f***ING RIGHT KIDS. Heath Slater, the one man rock band, defeated this lobster tyrant using nothing but the power of friendship. You can dress it up however you want--he didn't use any weapons. He didn't bribe the ref. He didn't break any rules. All he had was the power of friendship and the power of rock.
Oh, sure, during their numerous matches Sheamus may have slammed Heath Slater's head against numerous metal objects that may have caused permanent brain damage--it is a bit hard to tell with Heath Slater. But let me tell you, the metal in the turnbuckles is no match for the metal in his veins. He rocked so hard there's a new island on the pacific ocean right now.
That's what you all need to remember--if you believe in your dreams, rock on, and trust your friends, you too will be able to defeat tyrants like Jericho, John Cena, Edge and Sheamus. All of who Heath Slater has pinned.
Thank you. May the metal flow in your veins.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAH BABY
I would like to remind you all for a moment about how great Sheamus is. He beat Super Cena back when he was a heel to become a WWE champion. He defeated Zack Ryder in 25 seconds to retain the WWE title. He took down Daniel Bryan in 18 seconds to win the WHC title. Current MITB holder Dolph Ziggler has lost to him so often he may have started to develop an allergy to boots. His brogue kick is so lethal that it was almost banned from the WWE.
AND HEATH SLATER BEAT HIM TODAY
THAT'S f***ING RIGHT KIDS. Heath Slater, the one man rock band, defeated this lobster tyrant using nothing but the power of friendship. You can dress it up however you want--he didn't use any weapons. He didn't bribe the ref. He didn't break any rules. All he had was the power of friendship and the power of rock.
Oh, sure, during their numerous matches Sheamus may have slammed Heath Slater's head against numerous metal objects that may have caused permanent brain damage--it is a bit hard to tell with Heath Slater. But let me tell you, the metal in the turnbuckles is no match for the metal in his veins. He rocked so hard there's a new island on the pacific ocean right now.
That's what you all need to remember--if you believe in your dreams, rock on, and trust your friends, you too will be able to defeat tyrants like Jericho, John Cena, Edge and Sheamus. All of who Heath Slater has pinned.
Thank you. May the metal flow in your veins.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAH BABY
