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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 16, 2013 18:07:05 GMT -5
JIM ROSS, YOU NEED TO FEEL, MY, PAIN! Did I do it right? Not letting this one get no sold. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2013 18:30:03 GMT -5
"Good grief, Vince, Chris Benoit is a better father than you." Thanks for that, Jeffrey Ross. Actually, I think that was Jimmy Kimm(b)el.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2013 18:32:20 GMT -5
"Now, now, let's not to be too hard on Punk. He did grow up with an alcoholic father after all. Admittedly, if CM Punk was my kid, I'd turn to drinking pretty fast myself." This was a good one.
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Post by zeez on Jan 16, 2013 19:24:46 GMT -5
It's hard playing baseball with Rey Mysterio. Every time he gets two strikes he just throws the bat down and hides in the locker room for six weeks.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2013 19:40:05 GMT -5
Dolph Ziggler tries to knock out wrestlers with the Sleeper hold. To see him really put someone to sleep, take a look at the fans during his promos.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 16, 2013 19:41:41 GMT -5
Saying Daniel Bryan has a goat face is an insult to goats everywhere. It's hard to believe AJ was crazy about this guy. It was so mind boggling Daniel Bryan got a girl like Aj, a football player in Indiana made up having a girlfriend to make himself feel better.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 16, 2013 21:42:49 GMT -5
And we've got Shawn Michaels in the house tonight. The Sexy Boy, the Heartbreak Kid. Look at you, you're one of the most decorated superstars of all time. First grand slam champion, legendary ladder matches, three-time winner of "Best Riff Raff lookalike" at the Rocky Horror convention...
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Post by Henry Mark on Jan 16, 2013 23:20:38 GMT -5
Billy Graham, where are you going? Oh, you're leaving? It's a roast! Oh, we've offended you? That's the point! Please, just sit back down and enjoy the show. You don't understand why we're saying these things? Okay, you're right, maybe it's better that you leave.
Speaking of those who won't leave, Mae Young is here, still. Had an on-screen relationship with Mark Henry many years ago. It's a real shame that angle wasn't done instead with Chris Benoit. Perhaps it could have developed into something real off-screen. I think a lot of good could have actually come from that. Yep, a real shame.
Oh God! Billy Graham is approaching the stage, I gotta go!!!
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Post by steamboat1 on Jan 17, 2013 1:06:25 GMT -5
And look everybody Kane is here tonight.....Now I'm not saying Kane is a freak, but anybody that is willing to be involved with dentistry, necrophilia, fire, murder, and hooking a car battery to somebodies testicles usually costs about $2,000 an hour.
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Post by jp49er80 on Jan 17, 2013 8:09:37 GMT -5
Saying Daniel Bryan has a goat face is an insult to goats everywhere. It's hard to believe AJ was crazy about this guy. It was so mind boggling Daniel Bryan got a girl like Aj, a football player in Indiana made up having a girlfriend to make himself feel better. Hahahaha.
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Post by Evil Homer on Jan 17, 2013 11:13:52 GMT -5
Sorry Kevin Nash Couldnt be here tonight, he tore both his Quads
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