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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 15, 2013 20:08:28 GMT -5
I did catch some of Raw last night, (I do tend to watch when the Rock is on and around WM) and noticed the "Rock Concert" was more or less a roast, so in the spirit of that (and not as hateful as the Comedy central roasts) let's have a roast.
I'll start
C.M. Punk: Here's a guy that claims to be straight edge, but the only thing straight about him is I go straight to the bathroom whenever he comes on screen.
Cobra Commander got a hold of him and told him to remove that tattoo because he was making them look like bigger pricks
ok, not the best, but I wanted to bash Punk and get this thread rolling
As an aside, I could totally see this happening, it would have been particularly funny during the Rock and Wrestling era-could you imagine a Dean Martin style roast of Rowdy Roddy Piper?
Your turn
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 15, 2013 20:15:43 GMT -5
"You wrestlers sure are a friendly bunch... I wasn't even in the room 5 seconds before AJ Lee was propositioning me."
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Post by fw91 on Jan 15, 2013 20:25:17 GMT -5
Stolen from the Bob Saget Roast but..........
Zack Ryder in case you thought we forgot about you............ We did
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jan 15, 2013 20:32:43 GMT -5
"Everybody wants to criticize Ric Flair for wasting all of his money, but all of you seem to forget his charity work. He used to work for a non-profit organization called TNA"
Yes that was stolen from the Cornette Roast
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Post by zeez on Jan 15, 2013 20:58:51 GMT -5
The Rock's boobs are so big, Vince and Johnny Ace want to make them Divas Champion.
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Post by Wrestling Curmudgeon on Jan 15, 2013 21:01:23 GMT -5
JIM ROSS, YOU NEED TO FEEL, MY, PAIN!
Did I do it right?
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jan 15, 2013 21:02:29 GMT -5
Triple H has buried more young men than AIDS
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Post by The Man That Sanity Forgot on Jan 15, 2013 22:23:52 GMT -5
Triple H has buried more young men than AIDS Where's that Miz/Punk GIF when you need it. You're like that one comedian who tries to cross the line a bit... ;D |
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 15, 2013 23:41:03 GMT -5
"WWE's an awesome place, isn't it? The only place where if you kiss your boss's ass, you become WWE champ, but if you rip him on national television, you still become WWE champ. So basically, you can be WWE champ, so long as you're not a complete bitch."
*waves at screen*
"Hi John Morrison! How's Hollywood?"
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Post by fw91 on Jan 15, 2013 23:50:28 GMT -5
think i may have crossed the line on this one. {Spoiler}Oh then there's Hulk Hogan. Hulk's been on TV for years, telling kids to drink milk, and take their vitamins, and say their prayers. You think you'd go brain dead after too much of him. Just go ask John Graziano It's a roast people! |
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jan 16, 2013 3:54:47 GMT -5
think i may have crossed the line on this one. {Spoiler}Oh then there's Hulk Hogan. Hulk's been on TV for years, telling kids to drink milk, and take their vitamins, and say their prayers. You think you'd go brain dead after too much of him. Just go ask John Graziano It's a roast people! Okay, if I didn't go too far, then this definitely did... and I LOVE IT. |
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Post by tms on Jan 16, 2013 9:05:42 GMT -5
JR lost his smile.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2013 10:02:03 GMT -5
"Good grief, Vince, Chris Benoit is a better father than you."
Thanks for that, Jeffrey Ross.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 16, 2013 10:53:44 GMT -5
"Vince, imagine how much money you would have right now if you hadn't wasted so much on the WBF, the XFL and Linda's two failed senate campaigns?"
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 16, 2013 16:03:38 GMT -5
"You wrestlers sure are a friendly bunch... I wasn't even in the room 5 seconds before AJ Lee was propositioning me." That's a good way to stop ratings dropping in the last hour, say CM Punk, Bryan, Kane, Cena, Kaitlyn, Ziggler and Big E Langstaon would be roasting AJ. |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 16, 2013 16:40:43 GMT -5
I'm going to be that guy, but I warn you... {Spoiler}You know, people say a lot of bad things about Triple H, but I'd certainly rate him above Chris Benoit - at least the worst thing Paul ever did was kill a crowd. |
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 16, 2013 16:46:05 GMT -5
"Its funny to think about the Miz and Jeff Hardy in Spring 2011. One of them, in match against a huge name, put on a performance that (due to his problems) was so pitiful it disgraced the promotion while making the audience question why the company was so foolish as to put him on knowing what they were going to get.
And then other one got high before a PPV."
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Post by CM Parish on Jan 16, 2013 17:06:45 GMT -5
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Post by dav on Jan 16, 2013 17:20:51 GMT -5
"Now, now, let's not to be too hard on Punk. He did grow up with an alcoholic father after all. Admittedly, if CM Punk was my kid, I'd turn to drinking pretty fast myself."
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 16, 2013 17:37:13 GMT -5
"Are we sure that's his kid though? 'Cause I'm convinced his dad was black. Think about it: He wears a big, gaudy piece of bling that he jacked from a rich guy in New York, he think's he's God's gift to everyone and everything, he has ho's in different area codes - all of 'em white women, and he's by far, the biggest dick in the WWE!."
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