So who's your fake girlfriend/ boyfriend?

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Mine is Katrina Bowden

[Kevin Hamilton]

You don't know her, she's from.. somewhere far away.. yes that will do. She's been through a lot, hives, Pacman Fever, the Boogie Woogie Flu. Recently she contracted leprosy of the jaw, so we can't even talk on the phone anymore, and she fears computers, so she communicates with me via crude Morse code.

It's especially hard, as neither of us actually know Morse code, so we pretty much just random dit and dot.

That's love.

If Haddaway asks again, tell him/them/I don't remember if that was a dude or a group that love is crude Morse code.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Jan 17, 2013 23:08:20 GMT -5 Kevin Hamilton said:

You don't know her, she's from.. somewhere far away.. yes that will do. She's been through a lot, hives, Pacman Fever, the Boogie Woogie Flu. Recently she contracted leprosy of the jaw, so we can't even talk on the phone anymore, and she fears computers, so she communicates with me via crude Morse code.

It's especially hard, as neither of us actually no Morse code, so we pretty much just random dit and dot.

That's love.

Oh yeah I think I saw her when you went on vacation in Australia

[Kevin Hamilton]

Jan 17, 2013 23:09:18 GMT -5 Vice honcho room temperature said:

Jan 17, 2013 23:08:20 GMT -5 Kevin Hamilton said:

You don't know her, she's from.. somewhere far away.. yes that will do. She's been through a lot, hives, Pacman Fever, the Boogie Woogie Flu. Recently she contracted leprosy of the jaw, so we can't even talk on the phone anymore, and she fears computers, so she communicates with me via crude Morse code.

It's especially hard, as neither of us actually no Morse code, so we pretty much just random dit and dot.

That's love.

Oh yeah I think I saw her when you went on vacation in Australia

I thought ya mighta. She's vulnerable to the sun, so she woulda been wrapped up like Imhotep. Also her feet don't work, so she's got built in roller blades.

That's really tough at the beach.

[BorneAgain]

Phoebe Deschanel, Zooey and Emily's cuter, younger sister. She stays out of the spotlight, preferring to do her amateur photography and poetry. Great girl, though we only get to see each other when I'm traveling in the northeast.

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

It was Taylor Swift she dumped me though, so now its Scout Taylor Compton

[Rican]

You wouldn't know her, she goes to another school. She's a model. And she's 3 years older than me.

[Deleted]

I'll give you a guess *looks at sig*

[stinger]

I have been in a pretty steamy relationship with Emma Watson for like, 3 years. We would totally hang out at Hogwarts while she was filming the last Harry Potter movies. I have pictures of us playing Quidditch, but I'm not going to post them here out of respect for her privacy. Also, no one tell my wife, please.

[Deleted]

Selena Gomez after that punk Bieber dumped her. I won't make the same mistake.

[Starshine]

Alison Brie.

[Dat Dude]

Jan 18, 2013 0:31:59 GMT -5 cageking666 said:

I'll give you a guess *looks at sig*

*looks at your sig*

*realizes you have a bear fetish*

And now I'll never look at those wrestlers the same way again ;D

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Uh, you wouldn't know her, she's from around here, <__<

[Aaron E. Dangerously]

A mix between Lindsay Weir from Freaks & Geeks and Sailor Jupiter.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Maria Kanellis. She's not actually engaged to Mike Bennett, it's just a gimmick.

[Push R Truth]

Sorsha, although I hate her. She kicked me in the face.

[JDviant]

Jelly

[Bone Daddy]

(Language)

[Demented]

Too many to count.

[Magnus the Magnificent]

Your mom.

That's right, I'm your new daddy!