Snowman
Dennis Stamp
The "Called His Mama at WrestleMania" Guy
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Post by Snowman on Jan 21, 2013 18:44:37 GMT -5
This year's Rumble is in Phoenix, which is in Arizona, which is a state in the USA which begins with an A. Coincidence? Guess what else is a state beginning with an A in the USA? Alabama! Now Royal rumble is a WWE PPV! Guess what else is a WWE PPV? Summerslam! Summer....SLAM! Alabama! SLAM!!! Coincidence?  ? Yes it is obvious that this is the year for a Bob Holly return! He enters as Sparky Plug but gets eliminated early.... The dream is over right? WRONG! Who is this, it's Bombastic Bob!!!! He has a good showing but is eliminated. The dream is over.... Or is it.... Number 30 counts down, the buzzer hits.......*GENERIC GUITAR RIFF* *CROWD MARKS OUT* HARDCORE HOLLY ELIMiINATES EVERYONE WINS THE RUMBLE ABD GOES ON TO HEADLINE WRESTLEMANIA!!!!! I'm 99% certain this will happen!!! |
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Jan 21, 2013 18:45:48 GMT -5
id like to see the wigs he busts out to be Sparky Plug and Bombastic
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Snowman
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Snowman on Jan 21, 2013 18:46:41 GMT -5
id like to see the wigs he busts out to be Sparky Plug and Bombastic No need, HARDCORE HOLLY has the power to both grow and recede hair at will. |
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klapaucius
Don Corleone
Johnny Two Times
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Post by klapaucius on Jan 21, 2013 18:47:32 GMT -5
I laughed.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 21, 2013 18:48:36 GMT -5
The title of this thread made me picture Hardcore Holly as a tormented piano prodigy haha.
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Jan 21, 2013 18:52:07 GMT -5
Now, are talking "Surprise entrant in Extreme Elimination Chamber/betrayed partner of Cody Rhodes" Hardcore Holly, or "Midlife crisis, generic tribal tattoo" Hardcore Holly?
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Snowman
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Snowman on Jan 21, 2013 18:53:22 GMT -5
Now, are talking "Surprise entrant in Extreme Elimination Chamber/betrayed partner of Cody Rhodes" Hardcore Holly, or "Midlife crisis, generic tribal tattoo" Hardcore Holly? A shape shifting alamgamation of them all! |
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Jan 21, 2013 19:13:43 GMT -5
Throw in the all-too-brief 'HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW?!?' intro and you've got a license to print money.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2013 19:22:00 GMT -5
Hardcore Holly is dead and even he was alive no way in hell a child and woman murderer will compete in the WWE again. Wait am I doing this right?
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
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Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Jan 21, 2013 19:31:35 GMT -5
Hardcore Holly is dead and even he was alive no way in hell a child and woman murderer will compete in the WWE again. Wait am I doing this right? He's dead?! are you sure you have the right Holly? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2013 19:34:00 GMT -5
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Post by thegame415 on Jan 21, 2013 19:56:06 GMT -5
Don't forget astronaut Holly
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Post by TK The Friendly Robot on Jan 21, 2013 20:33:41 GMT -5
Hardcore Holly is dead and even he was alive no way in hell a child and woman murderer will compete in the WWE again. Wait am I doing this right? Nah dude you're thinking of Scotty 2 Hotty! Hardcore Holly went on to be "Hollywood" Bob Holly, he's making so much money as a movie star now I'm sure he'll never come back to the 'E. Unlike that C-Lister The Rock.  |
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Post by Johawn on Jan 21, 2013 21:09:57 GMT -5
Meh. He already won the Rumble once, and he beat Quadruple H and BK...who I can only assume is Brian Kendrick. I'm sure I read that right.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jan 21, 2013 21:46:02 GMT -5
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 21, 2013 23:29:40 GMT -5
I'd rather three faces of Molly Holly: Crash's cousin, Mighty Molly, and the school marm.
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Team Rocket
Glass ceiling?!! What glass ceiling?
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Post by sebulba on Jan 22, 2013 9:15:31 GMT -5
id like to see the wigs he busts out to be Sparky Plug and Bombastic No need, HARDCORE HOLLY has the power to both grow and recede hair at will. Brilliant. |
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Post by Sparvid on Jan 22, 2013 9:42:52 GMT -5
He'll eliminate Cody last, and finally get revenge for the betrayal!
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
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Post by zeez on Jan 22, 2013 11:36:56 GMT -5
Meh. He already won the Rumble once, and he beat Quadruple H and BK...who I can only assume is Brian Kendrick. I'm sure I read that right. The extra H is for Holly. IT'S A C-O-N-SPIRACY!!! |
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