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Post by celticjobber on Jan 29, 2013 0:58:11 GMT -5
Christian and his army of malaysian slaves. What was the deal with that? Somehow I missed that "newz" story.
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Post by molson5 on Jan 29, 2013 0:59:05 GMT -5
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Post by norsisclouds on Jan 29, 2013 0:59:37 GMT -5
wasn't there more to the Zidaine stuff like she supposedly went into a tirade online or something. Anyway... I always fall back on "Too Asian" rumor that started right here on this very forum Yeah she went after Vickie for being fat and ugly saying she had no reason to be there and wondered who the fat bitch yelling at her was when the fat bitch was a pregnant Steph. This was like her second show or something like that too. I heard about that...and I thought it was true? I always heard it spoken of as fact, but come to think of it, it very well might have been an exaggeration or lies.
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Post by Lancers on Jan 29, 2013 1:00:25 GMT -5
Christian and his army of malaysian slaves. What was the deal with that? Somehow I missed that "newz" story. Someone will post the thread eventually. This sums it up in visual form. Oh and I already turned off the Zidian video at the :40 mark. She seems insufferable.
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Post by MGH on Jan 29, 2013 1:08:26 GMT -5
So. Much. White. Knight. But also very fun to read. Thanks, I had forgotten about that thread. Oh I'm having a hell of a time reading this one again.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jan 29, 2013 1:09:36 GMT -5
Seriously, am I the only one who read the "I wrestle for the poon" story with Randy Orton back in around 2005 or 2006?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2013 1:25:09 GMT -5
There was a newz story I read a long time ago that sounded like a scene out of that Jesse Ventura biopic, around when Ernest Miller was getting his WWE push, where his emergence was leaving Rikishi and Too Cool down in the dumps, and Vince McMahon angrily made them aware "THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE DANCING ACT IN MY FEDERATION".
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2013 1:35:27 GMT -5
Also all the newz stories about why Daniel Bryan got fired too.
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Post by Dragonfly on Jan 29, 2013 10:47:50 GMT -5
Monty Brown loves waffles.
This story dates back to the summer of 2004, when TNA was splitting time between the Nashville Fairgrounds and the Impact Zone. In order to make traveling a bit easier, TNA hired a local restaurant to cater a breakfast buffet at the airport. While the buffet apparently featured a wide array of items, the star of the show was easily the waffles. No one loved these waffles more than Monty Brown. Anyone responsible for keeping him away from his waffles had to deal with him.
The first people who had to deal with Brown's "waffle rage" was CM Punk and Teddy Hart. Punk and Hart were in the midst of a real life feud, culminating in Hart claiming that he saw Punk do cocaine. This led to a fist fight, which Monty Brown ended breaking up. By the time everything calmed down, the waffles were gone. Brown ended up threatening both men.
The other waffle-based incident dealt with Jeff Hardy. By that point, the roster was riding to the airport together on a private bus. The bus always left late, thanks to Jeff. By the time it would arrive at the airport, the waffles would be cold. Brown immediately let it be known that he did not like what Jeff was doing. After three weeks of eating cold waffles, Brown took the situation in his own hands. He threatened Hardy, saying that he would kick his ass if he made them late again. The fight was broken up by Sabu.
Runner Up: Mike Knox's box of drugs.
A few years ago, a family bought a house in suburban Atlanta. While moving in, they found a box labeled "property of Mike Knox." Said box was filled with equal parts WWE merch and performance enhancing drugs. Knox vehemently denied that the box was his, saying that it must have belonged to "another guy named Mike Knox."
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 29, 2013 11:09:38 GMT -5
Jake the Snake/Ultimate Warrior being the Higher Power was amazing to read back in the day.
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Post by WorkingInAColeMine on Jan 29, 2013 11:25:03 GMT -5
That time HHH was going to ride a Clydesdale to the ring at Wrestlemania but it fell through Undertaker's trap door during rehearsal.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2013 11:46:44 GMT -5
So. Much. White. Knight. But also very fun to read. Thanks, I had forgotten about that thread. Oh I'm having a hell of a time reading this one again. I'm REALLY glad I apparently avoided that thread. The White Knighting is incredible!
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jan 29, 2013 13:09:41 GMT -5
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