Favorite Obscure Newz/News Stories

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Real or fake, if you think they are funny and obscure enough post them here.

I think enough time has passed for "Loose Cannon" Amy Zidian to be considered obscure. For those who don't know she was a former diva search contestant who managed Jimmy Wang Yang for about a month. She was fired after reportedly not knowing who Stephanie McMahon was and giving her lip.

Another one is any variation of someone becomming a lockerroom leader because they stood up to DX sometime in 2009 or so by telling them others had the right to wear green and black and not just them. The most common one I remember reading is Randy Orton standing up to them in order to let Umaga wear green and black.

[A Platypus Rave]

wasn't there more to the Zidaine stuff like she supposedly went into a tirade online or something.

Anyway... I always fall back on "Too Asian" rumor that started right here on this very forum

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Randy Orton wrestles for the poon

I hate that I can't find this story anymore

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Jan 28, 2013 21:32:37 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

wasn't there more to the Zidaine stuff like she supposedly went into a tirade online or something.

Probably, I just don't remember it offhand.

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Randy Orton v. Rochelle Loewen

I HATE CANADA AND I HATE YOU!!!!

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MVP, Triple H, ScrewDriver

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Melina tries to invade RAW and attack Kelly Kelly. That was the newziest newz that ever did newz.

19 pages.

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Christian and his army of malaysian slaves.

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Jan 28, 2013 21:54:13 GMT -5 EvenBaldobombHasAJob said:

Christian and his army of malaysian slaves.

This, by far.

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Undertaker taping his wrists.

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Jan 28, 2013 21:54:07 GMT -5 Wolf Hurricane said:

Melina tries to invade RAW and attack Kelly Kelly. That was the newziest newz that ever did newz.

19 pages.

So. Much. White. Knight.


But also very fun to read. Thanks, I had forgotten about that thread.

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Nidia had nuclear heat because Stephanie McMahon told her she's fat and needs to lose weight for TV, and Nidia said something like "you're not that skinny yourself" as a defense.

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Yokozuna was reported to be joining the Hart Foundation just about every week in 97.

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Jan 28, 2013 21:32:37 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

wasn't there more to the Zidaine stuff like she supposedly went into a tirade online or something.

Anyway... I always fall back on "Too Asian" rumor that started right here on this very forum

Yeah she went after Vickie for being fat and ugly saying she had no reason to be there and wondered who the fat bitch yelling at her was when the fat bitch was a pregnant Steph. This was like her second show or something like that too.

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Ted DiBiase will be facing the Undertaker at WrestleMania 25.

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Jan 28, 2013 21:46:54 GMT -5 @shadowcage said:

MVP, Triple H, ScrewDriver

Jan 28, 2013 21:54:13 GMT -5 EvenBaldobombHasAJob said:

Christian and his army of malaysian slaves.

Both of these never fail to make me laugh.

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Jan 29, 2013 0:49:07 GMT -5 Mayonnaise said:

Jan 28, 2013 21:32:37 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

wasn't there more to the Zidaine stuff like she supposedly went into a tirade online or something.

Anyway... I always fall back on "Too Asian" rumor that started right here on this very forum

Yeah she went after Vickie for being fat and ugly saying she had no reason to be there and wondered who the fat bitch yelling at her was when the fat bitch was a pregnant Steph. This was like her second show or something like that too.

She recently clarified the situation and explained that she knew who Steph was, she was just "40 feet away" or something and couldn't see her well at the time. I'm serious

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF7-9ItGk20

[Jimmy]

Jan 29, 2013 0:49:07 GMT -5 Mayonnaise said:

Jan 28, 2013 21:32:37 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

wasn't there more to the Zidaine stuff like she supposedly went into a tirade online or something.

Anyway... I always fall back on "Too Asian" rumor that started right here on this very forum

Yeah she went after Vickie for being fat and ugly saying she had no reason to be there and wondered who the fat bitch yelling at her was when the fat bitch was a pregnant Steph. This was like her second show or something like that too.

But Zidian's upsetting fellow WWE females did not end there. One of her most prominent incidents involved asking Vickie Guerrero how, based on her looks, she was able to get a job as a Diva for the company. Guerrero responded that since she is not pretty enough she should leave "your" (Amy's) lockerroom.

The incident had far greater ramifications, though, as insulting Eddie Guerrero's widow is not a move that would typically win one respect in the lockerroom. Although Zidian was sincere in her question (she truly did not know who Vickie Guerrero was nor how she became an on-air talent), her ignorance on the issue was not considered a valid excuse in the eyes of the wrestlers. There was actually a push to fire Zidian for that incident, but John Laurinaitis convinced WWE to give her another chance.

Following that incident, Stephanie McMahon attempted to give Zidian some advice on proper backstage behavior. Zidian, in front of a crowd backstage and with attitude in her voice, asked who she was to be giving out advice. Zidian's reaction to Stephanie's revelation of her identity was not described as apologetic, and her fate was, at that point, sealed.

Jimmy Wang Yang, for whom Zidian served as valet, had been distancing himself from the Diva backstage to avoid picking up her lockerroom heat. John Laurinaitis did not, however, avoid heat for the incidents as her call-up to SmackDown! was primarily his call.

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Jan 29, 2013 0:53:09 GMT -5 molson5 said:

Jan 29, 2013 0:49:07 GMT -5 Mayonnaise said:

Yeah she went after Vickie for being fat and ugly saying she had no reason to be there and wondered who the fat bitch yelling at her was when the fat bitch was a pregnant Steph. This was like her second show or something like that too.

She recently clarified the situation and explained that she knew who Steph was, she was just "40 feet away" or something and couldn't see her well at the time. I'm serious

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF7-9ItGk20

I'm only at the :14 second mark and I'm already excited about how potentially great this is gonna be. Seven years to clear the air and finally does it in her unkempt bedroom.

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Christian and his slaves