Smackdown + Captions = Fun For All!

[lildude8218]

Mmmm...Boogey Maul like spaghetti!



Travis Bickle had never dealt with a pimp quite like this one.



Me win match on Smackdown? That's unpossible!



Melina REALLY wanted Rey's watch.



Everyone was surprised to see him show up but then even more surprised to see Rico slap Batista right in the face



Superman was obviously drunk today.



Batista: Ummm Rey, why are you trying to put me to sleep?



The nice man tried to distract him with a shiny object but the lost little boy was scared and crying for his mommy



Mysterio screams with regret upon learning that he is in fact French.



The boys were happy that they went to K-Mart for their post match photos, especially for the free sheet of wallet sized pictures.



The Boogeyman got him too!



*whispers* Seriously Melina, are you sure that's not Johnny Swinger on his knees right now?



How many licks does it take to get to the center of this MYsterio pop? Let's find out! A one, a two, a three *loud crunch*



Booker T was really startled when he realized he could do the Kane thing and have it actually work.



Booker T vs The Headless Horseman wasn't as big of a draw as they had expected.



Randy: It just really hurts me deeply when they say those hurtful things about me on the Wrestlecrap board.

Shrink: I hope no one realizes that I'm Tony Schiavone in disguise...



Taker would have a tough time taking on these 2 Jedis at once.



No one had the heart to tell the blind man that he was bowling with an urn.



Bob: Argh....passing another kidney stone...



Randy: I am Mr. Orton!...............KENNEDY! AWWW DAMN IT! I can't even do THAT right!



Mommy?

[maxx420]

Rey: Dave, I loves ya, man.
Batista: God, I hope know one's taking a picture of this!

[Bedlam LadyD]

Despite the pain Rey knew he was about to endure, he couldn't help but grin.

"Look it's a bird..it's a plane...no it's...ah he-!*squash*

[Jiren]

This is the last time i have a whopper from burger king



Dont call me boogeymaul



Batista & murcury decide to show off the latest dance craze



Rey: I love you, you big soft teddybear
Batista: OOOOOKKKKKKAAAAAYYYYY



Unfortunatly rey's and batista's homage to the Ginyu force didn't go over as planned



Tag Champ WHY GAAADDD



MNM just saw the card for Armageddon



Batista: Look rey there comes a time in everybody's life when they realise that santa isn't real



Orton: I cant get this horrible thought of a dirty sock being more talented than me out of my head.

Shrink: You cannot deny the truth



Made in T.....TAI...... made in T....AI....WAN, got there in the end



You turned the Undertaker into a teapot



Now Let's just see who you really are



I said take a seat

[CM Shelley]

STOP!!!... In the naaaame of love

[kokobware3]

Orton:hey look doc i can keep the feather in the air by blowing it

[Glitch]

lildude8218 said:

Rey:"my arm's not the only thing that can stretch far,hehe...."



Batista:"whoah buddy!!It's called deodorant."



mnm agree,pole vaulting is a great sport.


Rey:"That new lotion really does wonders."


Batista:"It's ok boy,the bad man is gone."



Rey was devistated by the news of socko's passing.



Nothing more heart warming than when a man and his son become champions.


Mnm suddenly found out that billy what's his name wasn't paying them.


The consequences for doubting el dandy.



Rey:"Dad,how come I have to wear this mask?"
Batista:"Why do any of us do anything?Why does flair woooh?Why does hhh spit out water?"
Rey:"You didn't answer my question."



Booker T:"I once caught a fish this big."



A buddy helps Booker T stretch that hamstring before tonight's performance of swan lake.



Randy:"I just don't get it.He should have been booked.It's the stamp man."

Guy:"Sir.Unless your gonna buy that couch,I suggest you leave the store.

[HRH The KING]

"Could I take a dump in this?"

[Whoa.]

[Limey]

Boogeyman: "FOOLS!! YOU WILL ALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF...BOOGEYTHULU!!!!"



Boogeyman: "I...told...you...NO PEPPERONI!!! NO PEPPERONI ON MY PIZZA!!! WHAT IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT??"



K.I.D: "Hey...is that a pig flying over the crowd just there?"



Melina's doin' a hoedown, and she wants Rey to be her partner. A bit too much.



Nitro: "Watch me strut my stuff, baby-boy!"

Batista: "Not now...I'm doing a Santa impression! HO HO HO!!!"



Mercury: "Oooh...it's so beautiful..."

Nitro: "Should we move out of the way?"

Mercury: "No...it's so beautiful..."



Charles Robinson: "Uhh...I hate to rain on your parade, Dave, but I think Rey's trying to kill you."

Batista: "Yeah...I know. He'll get tired."



Batista: "Come on, Rey...the only way to cure your morbid fear of belts is to shove a belt in your face!"

Rey: "NOOOO!!!!! MERCY!!!!!"



Rey: "Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a CHALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE?"



Rey: "You didn't say you'd bring your other belt too..."

Batista: "I'm sorry, I had nowhere to put it."

Rey: "Well thanks a lot! Now I look inferior!!"



Mercury: "HEY!! THEY TOOK AWAY OUR COLOUR!!!"

Melina: "Oooooh no they di'n't!!!"

Nitro: "Guys...you're scaring me!"



Mercury: "Come, Princess Melina! Climb upon my faithful steed and ride with me to distant lands!!"

Nitro: "Why do I always have to be the steed?"

Melina: "Is it just me, or is Johnny experiencing teen angst?"



Batista: "Let me sniff your bald head for luck!! *Sniff Sniff Sniff*"

Rey: "That won't get you high..."

Batista: "You hung around RVD last year, that's enough to get anyone high by sniffing you!"



Sharmell: "THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN! EVERYBODY HAIL TO THE PUMPKIN KING!!"

Booker: "YEAH!! Uh..wait...what did you call me?"



Sharmell: "You've got a Matt on your foot!"

Booker: "Really? Aw, hell. Not again!"



Shrink: "Ooh!! I've got it! You're a guy...laying on a couch...DRINKING A COKE!!!"

Randy: "Yeah! Now you do one!"



Undertaker: "LET ME TO THE RING!!"

Druid: "First, answer me these questions three! Question the first...*Gets chokeslammed.*"



Bob: "Congratulations, Randy! You've won the most presitgious prize in WWE today!!"

Randy: "Oh boy oh boy oh boy! What do I get? What do I get?"

Bob: "You get an URN!"

Randy: "Um...thanks?"



Undertaker: "So...what do you want me to do...*CRACK*...why are you hitting me with that ch...*CRACK*...please stop doing that. It's irritating...*CRACK*..Look, you can stop at any momen...*CRACK*...Uh...I'm going to leave now, if that's alright.



Randy: "Y HALOO THAR!!!!"

Undertaker: "Please kill me...again..."

[Deleted]

Even referee Nick Patrick is shocked he has to actually count three.



Melina: "Rey Rey, the office said if you'd grow another foot, you can be a huge star. Ah ah ah!!!!"



The Third Annual Michael Cole Sissy-Boy Slap Fight has taken a turn for the worst.



Nitro: "He's overshot us. Should we go catch him?"
Mercury: "If we don't, we're out of a job."



Sadly, this is the closest Spike Dudley will ever get to the tag titles again.



Batista: "Lookie, lookie Rey, gold!"
Rey: "They spelled my name wrong."



Rey cries after the referee explains what that Japanese character on his shoulder really means.



Rey: "I'm so happy, I feel 6 feet tall!"



Melina: "The only was we're gonna get that money back is if we play in that tournament."



Mercury: "All you said was 'I was thirsty!' "
Melina: "I didn't want you to solve my problems! I wanted you to sympathize."
Nitro: "Damn Sandman needs to stop using 'White Men Can't Jump' for his Melina captions."



Batista: "Rey, looking at you, maybe you should cut down on the tanning booth."



Rumors that wrestlers are crapping in the ring resulted in Sharmell's unfortunate promotion to "cleaning up" after the wrestlers.



"Judo kick!"



Randy: "...and I want a puppy, and a Tonka truck, and a train set..."
Beaded Guy: "I'm not Santa Claus, I'm a psychiatrist!"
Randy: "I wondered why you looked at me funny when I asked to sit on your lap."



Undertaker wouldn't admit he's the one who supplied it, so naturally, he denied it.



Bob Orton Jr. brings his world-famous roasted chestnuts to the annual Christmas dinner.


Randy tries to solve the problem with Undertaker's male pattern baldness by covering up the affected area.



Randy: "I did not run across your lawn! Apologize for hitting me with that rake!"



Randy: "But Dad, I don't like your chestnuts!"
(Off-screen Bob): "Eat 'em, son! They'll put hair on your chest and base in your voice!"
Randy: <Talking to himself> "And a cast on my arm..."
(Off-screen Bob) "What was that?"
Randy: "I said I'll beat his ass with my arm."

[fuzzywarble, squat cobbler]

"With this bronze urn, I shall conjure up the powers of the magical armcast of 1985."

[Phoenix]

Sandman wins this weeks caption contest

[sirendemented]

estutius said:

and we have a winner!

[andrew]

These Rey being small and Batista being his Dad jokes are pathetic.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

WWE Audio Director: Hey Melina, can you close your legs please? We're getting a really bad echo here on our acoustics.