Jack Swagger stole the Wheel of Aggression

[rnrk supports BLM]

Makes Kofi and Santino tap out, commentators squeal that this is a huge deal and we're seeing a "new" Jack Swagger.

He's even wearing black now to show just how focused and aggressive he is.

Now all he needs to do is refuse to release the ankle lock after the match.

[BorneAgain]

Just bring back the Eagle to serve as his Ricardo (complete with the former introducing the latter via bird noises) and I believe we have a hit.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Feb 5, 2013 0:18:37 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

Just bring back the Eagle to serve as his Ricardo (complete with the former introducing the latter via bird noises) and I believe we have a hit.

CA-CAW noises or Birdman-esque PRRRRRRRR noises?

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So does this mean an inexplicable face turn within the next six weeks?

[BorneAgain]

Feb 5, 2013 0:19:57 GMT -5 CATCH_US IS the Conversation said:

Feb 5, 2013 0:18:37 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

Just bring back the Eagle to serve as his Ricardo (complete with the former introducing the latter via bird noises) and I believe we have a hit.

CA-CAW noises or Birdman-esque PRRRRRRRR noises?

Whatever the crowd can more easily parrot.

[Jimmy]

Patriot Wheel of Agression Act

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Feb 5, 2013 0:19:59 GMT -5 @wordlifeecw said:

So does this mean an inexplicable face turn within the next six weeks?

I hope not.

But I really don't like SRS Swagger. I want him taken Seriously in the ring, but personality-wise, I want chest beating, victory lapping, pushup pyro-ing Swagger back.

[BorneAgain]

Feb 5, 2013 0:21:32 GMT -5 CATCH_US IS the Conversation said:

Feb 5, 2013 0:19:59 GMT -5 @wordlifeecw said:

So does this mean an inexplicable face turn within the next six weeks?

I hope not.

But I really don't like SRS Swagger. I want him taken Seriously in the ring, but personality-wise, I want chest beating, victory lapping, pushup pyro-ing Swagger back.

I want both. Have Swagger keep the haircut, beard, and serious look, but all while beating his chest, doing push ups, and the SSE running around him. He's like Raven in ECW. Serious character with all sorts of silliness around him.

[George.]

Reminds me of when Wade Barrett returned...

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Feb 5, 2013 0:39:23 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

You could probably replace Tyson with Mysterio, even though he's not Canadian.

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

Feb 5, 2013 0:39:23 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Somehow this needs to be turned into a gif.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

The other one did, but I'm too lazy to change it at the moment.

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["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Dude needs new music. It's hard to take him seriously looking all angry whilst we've got "CHECK 1 2, AWWWWWW YEAH!"

The Patriot Act's a cool name for a move though.

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I guess with all the zombies gone, Leon Kennedy had to find something else to do.

[Abdullah]

I have my doubts about this push working, but I'll give him credit - he's managed to gradually turn his jockish, goofy good looks into something that's a little unsettling to look at.

[keezy]

Is it me or does he look like Owen Hart?

[crowwreak was WRONG]

Feb 5, 2013 6:59:35 GMT -5 keezy said:

Is it me or does he look like Owen Hart?

I thought he looked more like Dean Ambrose

[The Baltimore Staircase]

I just hope they don't invite the Easter bunny to Raw any time soon.

[Hit Girl]

They are doing the right thing with Swagger, but it's come too late. They should have given him the monster persona from the moment he debuted. For his comeback, it should have been at Elimination Chamber, costing the faces the match and helping Shield with Heyman as his spokesman.