Raw Captions

[lildude8218]

Since no one else did them this week. Here you go, have fun. The last time I did this, no one did any of their own


Damn it! I want you to smile for these Christmas pictures and by God as my witness you will SMILE!


Angle picked a great opportunity to premiere his new line of wristbands. Take that Lance Armstrong!


I'VE FALLEN....AND I CAN'T GET UP!



Shawn wouldn't admit to anyone that he had narcolepsy



Big Show was regretting taking that 5 bucks to eat gum off of Shawn's boots



Shawn Michaels, Master of the Robot



Hot Damn! Is Shawn a great dancer or what?



But then the referee shows Shawn the true meaning of disco fever.



He wouldn't admit it. But it was pretty obvious that Shaq bleached his skin.



Dusty: Haha Vince! I'm the ghost of Christmas present, if you will!



Vince: My God...your deodorant is strong enough for me but made for you!



Carlito was a really bad sport when it comes to limbo contests.



Kane: Wahhhhhhhhh! Ok ok! I'll admit it! I killed Katie Vick!



After this photo was taken, hell froze over, frogs fell from the sky, and swarms of locusts flooded the arena



Big Show: You sure got a purdy mouth...



Even though he couldn't see, John Cena was determined to help Daivari learn how to swim.

[jpinkston57]

"Three new cavities since your last visit, I knew you weren't flossing!"


Here, Naitch takes time from his busy schedule for his yearly colon exam.


Triple H just remembered that many Wendy's now offer late night service.


"You see Vince, I'm sure I'll get over this time if I wear YELLOW trunks with BLACK polka-dots!"

[electrickeithery]

Ric Flair picked the wrong guy to pull out of a car.


Big Show could never match Shawn Michaels for mad breakdancing skillz.


Shawn's attempt to make a hammock was a complete failure.


Triple H just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!


The referee was quick to believe Shawn when he said Jesus healed the sick with funk.


This is the look you get when you beat the Big Show at Battleship.


Dusty describing to Vince the size of the 'pay windah' he wanted.


Candice checked her BO while Vince was distracted by the pinwheel.


Amateur Russian dancing is never a good idea.


The rule in the WWE is: If you take more than 5 minutes to wake up, Big Show gets to eat you.


'You're not that fast Superman!'

[ohnomellon]

Dusty explains to Vince what "funky like a monkey" means. Needless to say, Vince will never look at people in gorilla suits the same way again.


After all else failed, Angle tried to beat Ric by distracting him with his shiny gold medals.


*CRACK*
HBK:Sweet God in heaven I think I just broke my ankle...


Must...not...make...homoerotic comment...

[4TheGlory]

seconds later Big show hit a suicide flipping senton

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

Shawns kick was so devastating it went through Big Shows head

[Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster]

"Let's see who this evil villain in the Ric Flair mask REALLY is.... oh, it seems it actually IS Ric Flair."


Paper knucks: Not as effective as brass


"CUT ME UP WILL YOU? WOOO!"



Big Show was losing the breakdancing competition



HHH: "Anyone want a chair? Only $50! Authentic steel chair!"
Foley: "That's funny, I thought you didn't usually sell chairs."



Ambulance man: "Who's feigning an injury to avoid having to job?"
Referee: "Right here!"



"My name's Paul Wight, and I'm a cakeoholic."



The "point out which parts of Vince McMahon are tasteless" competition was going well



Vince surprisingly turned gay mid-promo



Kane- "WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THIS IN 2002? YOU BASTARD!"



Big Show: You sure got a purdy mouth...



Daivari: "HELP! A mysterious masked hooded man is attacking me!"
Cena: "Yeah, it's not so funny when it happens to you, is it Khosrow?"