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Post by lemonyellowson on Feb 18, 2013 17:30:10 GMT -5
her thoughts......
Big show looks like a giant baby.
Alberto del rio looks like someone who sells used mattresses.
if you miss the kick first time, you are a brave man to try again because if you miss twice you will really look like a dickhead.
Miz looks like he would be annoying in real life.
Cesaro has huge nipples and is now her favourite.
No way is that glass in the cell as strong as they say it is.
why did nobody climb on top of the cell.
Jack swagger has lovely hair.
The shield look like rent-a-cops
Ryback is a tank
John Cena has a very purt ass.
Sheamus only has an h in his name so americans know how to say it
Rocks tattoo is deadly.
I'm thinking im gonna watch wrestlemania alone.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Feb 18, 2013 17:32:54 GMT -5
I actually can't argue about anything she said except about Swagger's hair and that I never look at Cena's ass.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2013 17:33:33 GMT -5
her thoughts...... if you miss the kick first time, you are a brave man to try again because if you miss twice you will really look like a dickhead. Pretty much. |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 18, 2013 17:34:30 GMT -5
her thoughts...... Cesaro has huge nipples and is now her favourite. Loling at this. He does, and it's a crime that he wasted his younger and better looking years wearing shorts instead of trunks. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 18, 2013 17:34:37 GMT -5
Well, she's right. Tattoos can be deadly, that's why Punk seems to get stronger everytime he gets a new one. The problem was that Rock's was just so devastating.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Feb 18, 2013 17:35:50 GMT -5
Sheamus only has an h in his name so americans know how to say it Yeah, she's pretty much spot on here. |
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Post by lemonyellowson on Feb 18, 2013 18:06:04 GMT -5
yeah it was a weird night, first time i think ive ever watched the rasslin with a lady. They notice weird things. ie cena's purt ass. didn't need to be looking at that.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Feb 18, 2013 18:19:26 GMT -5
So.
Is Cesaro her favourite because of his giant nipples?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2013 18:24:05 GMT -5
Well..............
.....at least she didn't dump you.
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Post by lemonyellowson on Feb 18, 2013 18:37:42 GMT -5
So. Is Cesaro her favourite because of his giant nipples? yep. he didn't even have to bust out the uppercut. |
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Post by lemonyellowson on Feb 18, 2013 18:38:25 GMT -5
Well.............. .....at least she didn't dump you. i know, weird. I might have to take her with me to the wrestlemania revenge show in belfast i have tickets for now.... |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 18, 2013 18:40:04 GMT -5
Stop rubbing it in that you have a girlfriend!  |
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Feb 18, 2013 21:10:38 GMT -5
Is selling "used mattresses" a legitimate industry in your country? Or in any country for that matter? Are there like "used mattress" warehouses and stores out there that I don't know about?
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Post by willywonka666 on Feb 18, 2013 21:23:47 GMT -5
I've never had that many thoughts watching one episode of wrestling in nearly 30 years
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Post by doinkmark on Feb 18, 2013 21:34:24 GMT -5
I tried to show an ex-girlfriend wrestling once. She even made it a few months but just couldn't understand the weird universe and its rules enough to get into it. Some of her thoughts were equally as odd and/or amusing though.
She ships "Cain" and Daniel Bryan, but doesn't understand how they can fight together because "Daniel is so tiny compared to him!"
"Why do those judges (Lawler and Cole) bicker like that?"
"The Rock's a dick! But he's funny sometimes."
"John Cena's so nice!"
She liked CM Punk and AJ, but was advising all the men not to get with her via yelling at the TV.
"That guy (Austin) is so rude and disrespectful to his boss! I'd fire him."
She had a crush on Cody Rhodes. She wanted to be one of the people who got the bag on the head when he was doing that gimmick.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Feb 18, 2013 21:37:22 GMT -5
I remember showing my girlfriend at the time King of the Ring 1998. She insisted Mick Foley's bumps on the Hell in the Cell were done with CGI.
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Post by Viva on Feb 18, 2013 22:23:19 GMT -5
My girlfriend, upon her first viewing of RAW, was astute enough that the Faces get cheered for doing shitty things while the Heels just basically tell the truth and get their ass kicked for it.
She was born a smark.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Feb 18, 2013 22:39:21 GMT -5
her thoughts...... Big show looks like a giant baby. Alberto del rio looks like someone who sells used mattresses. if you miss the kick first time, you are a brave man to try again because if you miss twice you will really look like a dickhead. Miz looks like he would be annoying in real life. Cesaro has huge nipples and is now her favourite. No way is that glass in the cell as strong as they say it is. why did nobody climb on top of the cell. Jack swagger has lovely hair. The shield look like rent-a-cops Ryback is a tank John Cena has a very purt ass. Sheamus only has an h in his name so americans know how to say it Rocks tattoo is deadly. I'm thinking im gonna watch wrestlemania alone. Awesome, marry her now! |
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Post by Captain2 on Feb 18, 2013 23:05:25 GMT -5
Watching Raw with my girlfriend right now
Half of it was spent playing on her laptop, the other half she was asleep.
She will however perk up if I mention that the Miz is on. She also made fun of me for liking Barrett because ever since I introduced her to the show he's lost every match and claimed he'd be a huge star before showing a video clip that he didn't appear in.
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Post by Essential1 on Feb 20, 2013 13:01:58 GMT -5
Swagger looks like a crackhead with that hair.
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