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Post by Orange on Feb 19, 2013 1:15:57 GMT -5
I know we've had threads like this before, but why not do it again?  Ryback teams up with The Godfather, and gets the crowd(s) to chant "Feed...me...whores" every week. Hilarity ensues(?). |
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Feb 19, 2013 1:18:04 GMT -5
Johnny Curtis is a convicted sex offender who has an iron clad contract and can get away with sexually harassing anyone he wants to
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 19, 2013 1:23:24 GMT -5
Zack Ryder is a REAL guido who gets drunk and engages in wacky sexcapades.
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JCBaggee
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Post by JCBaggee on Feb 19, 2013 2:54:22 GMT -5
John Cena, Pool Hustler, who demands Loyalty and Respect from all his compatriots.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Feb 19, 2013 3:07:29 GMT -5
Jack Swagger as a full on conspiracy theorists who blames the Jewish media for holding him down. At some point feuds with face Paul Heyman and CM Punk and, inexplicably, a returning Goldberg.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 19, 2013 15:36:48 GMT -5
-taking cues from Jerry Lawler's infamous homophobic tirade about Goldust, Zeb Coulter repeatedly refers to Swagger's opponents using flat-out offensive language.
-"Hentai and the f***asaurus". Brodus really does refer to Willaim Regal as a "f***ing chicken".
-CM Punk is actually allowed to refer to Jeff Hardy's drug problems by name rather than vague insinuations
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 19, 2013 15:44:36 GMT -5
Johnny Curtis is a convicted sex offender who has an iron clad contract and can get away with sexually harassing anyone he wants to That's Batista's gimmick. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2013 16:35:21 GMT -5
Trent Barreta, who wrestled with tights that had Bill Murray's face on them for a while apparently, suddenly believes that Bill Murray is speaking to him from his tights.
Over the course of a few weeks, we start to hear what "Bill Murray" (in reality Scott Stanford, who doesn't even try to do a Bill Murray impression) has to say, and this disembodied voice manages him to a successful 5-month run as IC champion.
Sadly, the gimmick ends when Kane - who apparently needs an IC title run - bursts Barreta into flames in an inferno match, and the following week we learn that somehow Trent (who jobs the rest of his WWE career) came out perfectly unscathed........except for his tights, which were destroyed utterly. He wears plain short tights that look like they came from the Bob Backlund collection.
Of course this is not actually verbalized by him or anyone as part of a storyline - he just shows up in background shots, crowd scenes and meaningless Saturday Morning Slam and house show matches, and it's only through the efforts of insightful fans who somehow still scrounge up the ability to care happen to notice and meekly inform the rest of us.
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