The entire history of the Undertaker/Kane tweeted

[hotshotalex]

This is the most hilarious thing ever.


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Starts with

Razor ‏@kickoutblog
When he was a child, The Undertaker, then "Mark," got a new baby brother named Kane.'

[The Ichi]

This man has opened a pandoras box that can never be closed.

[The Baltimore Staircase]

The one about Taker being a bit of a dick and leaving Show in the desert is great.

[Razor Gives It A 4/10]

Fantastic read so far!

[543Y2J]

This is great! Not even half way through, just got to the part when Kane debuts. Was going to ask FAN the other week for the complete character history of Taker/Bearer/Kane and see if we could all do it, but I forgot to.

Considering saving this all into a word document when its done.

[The Baltimore Staircase]

I'm certain when Paul Bearer returned on Smackdown they tried to change the history. Something about the parents. Maybe it was the Bearer wasn't Kane's father but they definitely tried to re-write something.

[Krazee]

glad i stumbled upon this

[hotshotalex]

He started again!

Yay

[Marvelously Mediocre]

This is fantastic. Made me want to watch Kane's 2000 return again.

[543Y2J]

We are at 2000. Does anyone know why Kane turned on Taker that time?

[Savage Gambino]

"I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I'm still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass."

Just for the record, this is probably the single most epic quote I've ever heard.

[thehoss]

#FrankDrebin4Life

[Cela]

We're up to Katie Vick!

[543Y2J]

Razor ‏@kickoutblog
The records stayed under wraps for years... until Triple H came along, because even sealed juvenile records job to THE GAME!

Yes! Brilliant!

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

Kane's backstory is more confusing than The Doctor's.

[543Y2J]

So I want to get this straight on a few things

- It was thought that Kane burnt Undertakers parents to death, but it was actually Undertaker? Kane thought he was burnt along with Undertakers parents, but in fact it was all planted there by Paul to lead to Kane getting revenge on Undertaker for him?

- Although Kane is Bearer's son, he has always been a bit more condoned to side the Taker if only to maybe get to close to Undertakers mother again, even though she is dead?

- Has there ever been any in depth information of who Undertakers father was?

- The legend of Show and Undertaker in the dessert, was it ever referenced in a promo? Is that how that legend started?

I forget and get confused sometimes because there is that much stuff to the three characters. WWE should really write a book about it, I also want a biography DVD of the Undertaker/Kane/Bearer characters and story, done in non kayfabe and documentary format.

[Manute Bol]

Mar 12, 2013 17:50:53 GMT -5 543Y2J said:

- The legend of Show and Undertaker in the dessert, was it ever referenced in a promo? Is that how that legend started?

Thanks to Chris Jericho we'll never know the full legend.

Mar 12, 2013 17:50:53 GMT -5 543Y2J said:

I forget and get confused sometimes because there is that much stuff to the three characters. WWE should really write a book about it, I also want a biography DVD of the Undertaker/Kane/Bearer characters and story, done in non kayfabe and documentary format.

Be careful what you wish for:
www.amazon.com/Journey-Into-Darkness-Unauthorized-History/dp/1416507477