The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Mar 31, 2013 23:41:29 GMT -5
...and I knocked over the flour, WHICH HAPPENS SOMETIMES TO EVERYBODY! And it must of been an old bag of flour because a cake bug crawled out and bit me on the hand. Of course, it being a cake bug, I was gifted/cursed the gift of the second sight. So now I can see into the future.
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
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Post by Ass Dan on Mar 31, 2013 23:45:24 GMT -5
UhhhhhhhhhCAKEBAWSE
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 31, 2013 23:48:03 GMT -5
Oh, Cake Boss, please tell us, what will happen at Wrestlemania?
I wish to head to the Thieves Guild and bet some gold on it.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Mar 31, 2013 23:57:28 GMT -5
cake boss Oh, Cake Boss, please tell us, what will happen at Wrestlemania? I wish to head to the Thieves Guild and bet some gold on it. Let me just go into my transh, and I will tell you what happens at the mania of wrestling. jhdjhfjkbdskjbdfwjklbbcacacacacacacakeboss I see The Rock losing to John Cena because he spent his training sessions eating pie instead of cake. However Bo Dallas will then beat John Cena, because John Cena has also not been eating cake. Bo has been eating a lot of cake to get ready. And he will win the WWE title and usher in a 1000 year reign of darkness to the world. Ok, coming back out of my transh now. ihslcknlsklielwlwcacacacacakeboss
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 1, 2013 1:34:55 GMT -5
You got FLOUR all over my kitchen floor?!
That's it, mister! No baking for a month!
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 1, 2013 1:35:59 GMT -5
Thank you, Cake Boss.
Now, we have to know, are you planning on fighting the Ace of Cakes?
If so, how will that end?
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Apr 1, 2013 2:58:05 GMT -5
You got FLOUR all over my kitchen floor?! That's it, mister! No baking for a month! BUT MAMA! IT WAS A MISTAKE! I DIDN'T MEAN TO SPILL THE FLOUR! I'M A GROWN MAN! THIS IS UNFAIR! Thank you, Cake Boss. Now, we have to know, are you planning on fighting the Ace of Cakes? If so, how will that end? I will actually be joining the Cakes & Eights along with Samoa Joe, Bully Ray and Scott Steiner. I will also be winning the TNA World title, which I will turn into a cake much in the same way Jeff Hardy changed his TNA title. Either way the whole thing will be very confusing and convoluted.
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Post by cruiserfan on Apr 1, 2013 6:03:19 GMT -5
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Apr 1, 2013 6:15:30 GMT -5
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DXKramer
Mephisto
I like trains
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Post by DXKramer on Apr 1, 2013 6:20:15 GMT -5
I dunno. I think that cake bug has gotten to your head.
BECAUSE THE CAKE IS A LIE!
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Apr 1, 2013 6:36:24 GMT -5
I dunno. I think that cake bug has gotten to your head. BECAUSE THE CAKE IS A LIE! Who would like about cake? It's delicious. Which reminds me of the time my good friend Gabe Newell said "Cake Boss, I have a question." and I said "Cake Boss go ahead." and he said "I wanna make a game with portals and turrets and all kinds of crazy gobbledy gook" and I said "like the super mario brothers?" and he said "kind of, anyway, i want to create a popular meme, something like "the pie is a lie"." and I said "woah- woah woah, hold on a minute there. How do you expect people to take your game seriously if you have pie in it?" and he said "what do you suggest cake boss?" and I said "cake boss. I am suggesting you replace the pie with cake." and he said "you're a genius cake boss!" to which I replied "cake boss." and then he gave me a free copy of Half Life 3. Cake Boss.
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Post by cruiserfan on Apr 1, 2013 7:20:05 GMT -5
Cake Boss, I need you to make a cake. But I need it by tonight! Is that enough time?
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Apr 1, 2013 8:14:34 GMT -5
Cake Boss, I need you to make a cake. But I need it by tonight! Is that enough time? cake boss. Fortunately for you, when I was looking into Felandria's various futures I saw that you would ask me, Cake Boss, this question. So I have had plenty of time to make you a cake, hopefully this is the kind of cake you had in mind.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 1, 2013 9:10:52 GMT -5
Let me know when your tortoise assistants create a cake with immense magical powers.
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Apr 1, 2013 9:15:56 GMT -5
Can you make a cake that looks like me?
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Apr 1, 2013 9:23:18 GMT -5
Let me know when your tortoise assistants create a cake with immense magical powers. Will do. Can you make a cake that looks like me? Unfortunately I only had a few minutes but this is what I came up with; If I had more time, I would of added the rest of the body.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 1, 2013 11:57:16 GMT -5
Will you be challenging the Rock at Wrestlemania 30 due to his proclaimed love for and endorsement of pie?
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 1, 2013 12:01:58 GMT -5
I thought we did the gimmicky username thing at Halloween. I had no prep time damn it.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Apr 1, 2013 21:56:36 GMT -5
Will you be challenging the Rock at Wrestlemania 30 due to his proclaimed love for and endorsement of pie? Absolutely, I'm gonna be making a lot of cakes and eating them to get prepared. Hopefully the drug tests allow cake, because I have a prescription. I already have a witty catch phrase to put on a t-shirt, "do you smell what Cake Boss is cooking? Because it's cake. And it's delicious. Unlike pie. Which is not." and then on the back is a picture of a cake peeing on a pie.
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
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Post by zeez on Apr 1, 2013 22:27:26 GMT -5
Will there be cake in the future?
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