Post by Yami Daimao on Apr 1, 2013 11:20:36 GMT -5
I have a lot of things I wanna get off my chest.
I don't hate you, Cthulhu. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people on this forum. I hate... this idea... that you're the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Madison Carter's ass. You're as good at kissing Madison's ass as Citten was. I don't know if you're as good as Zaq Buzzkill though... he's a pretty good ass-kisser. Always was and still is.
Oops... I'm breaking the fourth wall.
*waves to the camera*
I am the best poster in the world. I've been the best ever since Day One when I registered on this forum, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Zombie Mod saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Zombie Mod guy. You know who else was a Zombie Mod guy? Friskey... and he split, just like I'm splittin', but the biggest difference between me and Friskey is that I'm going to leave with the FAN Championship.
I've grabbed so many of Madison S. Carter's imaginary brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that. They're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost four years, I've proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this keyboard, in Off Topic, and even in the RAW threads. Nobody can touch me! And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little favorite posters list, I'm not in any list thread in general, I'm barely mentioned, I don't get to be in FAN movies, I'm certainly not on any crappy article on the Freakin' Awesome Network, I'm not on the poster of FANMania, I'm not on the signature that's on the top of the page. I'm not on Numero99's podcast, I'm not in Ghidorah's stories, but the fact of the matter is I should be, and trust me, this isn't sour grapes, but the fact that "That Guy" is in the main event of FANMania next year and I'm not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight, those of you who are cheering me right now... YOU are just as big a part of me leaving as anyone else. Because you're the ones posting in those list threads right now, you're the ones that write those crappy articles on the Freakin' Awesome Network that my name isn't in, and then at eight in the morning in a private message, you try to shove an "opportunity" of writing an article on FAN in my face because you're too lazy to write one yourself.
I'm leaving with the FAN Championship on April 14, and hell, who knows, maybe I'll go defend it in New WrestleCrap... maybe I'll go back to the Funny Farm...
*waves to the camera again*
Hey, Demented, how ya doing?
...
The reason I'm leaving is you people, because after I'm gone you're still going to pour posts into this forum -- I'm just a spoke on the wheel -- the wheel's gonna keep turning. And I understand that. But Madison Carter's gonna make posts despite himself. He's a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he's not a billionaire? It's because he surrounds himself with glad-handing nonsensical, douchenozzle yes-men like Cornfed Pig, who's gonna tell him everything he wants to hear... and I'd like to think that maybe this forum will be better after Madison Carter is dead, but the fact is it's gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter Room Temperature and his doofus mod-in-law and the rest of his stupid mod family!
Let me tell you a personal story about Madison Carter. You know we do this whole "no politics/religion" rule--
I don't hate you, Cthulhu. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people on this forum. I hate... this idea... that you're the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Madison Carter's ass. You're as good at kissing Madison's ass as Citten was. I don't know if you're as good as Zaq Buzzkill though... he's a pretty good ass-kisser. Always was and still is.
Oops... I'm breaking the fourth wall.
*waves to the camera*
I am the best poster in the world. I've been the best ever since Day One when I registered on this forum, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Zombie Mod saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Zombie Mod guy. You know who else was a Zombie Mod guy? Friskey... and he split, just like I'm splittin', but the biggest difference between me and Friskey is that I'm going to leave with the FAN Championship.
I've grabbed so many of Madison S. Carter's imaginary brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that. They're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost four years, I've proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this keyboard, in Off Topic, and even in the RAW threads. Nobody can touch me! And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little favorite posters list, I'm not in any list thread in general, I'm barely mentioned, I don't get to be in FAN movies, I'm certainly not on any crappy article on the Freakin' Awesome Network, I'm not on the poster of FANMania, I'm not on the signature that's on the top of the page. I'm not on Numero99's podcast, I'm not in Ghidorah's stories, but the fact of the matter is I should be, and trust me, this isn't sour grapes, but the fact that "That Guy" is in the main event of FANMania next year and I'm not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight, those of you who are cheering me right now... YOU are just as big a part of me leaving as anyone else. Because you're the ones posting in those list threads right now, you're the ones that write those crappy articles on the Freakin' Awesome Network that my name isn't in, and then at eight in the morning in a private message, you try to shove an "opportunity" of writing an article on FAN in my face because you're too lazy to write one yourself.
I'm leaving with the FAN Championship on April 14, and hell, who knows, maybe I'll go defend it in New WrestleCrap... maybe I'll go back to the Funny Farm...
*waves to the camera again*
Hey, Demented, how ya doing?
...
The reason I'm leaving is you people, because after I'm gone you're still going to pour posts into this forum -- I'm just a spoke on the wheel -- the wheel's gonna keep turning. And I understand that. But Madison Carter's gonna make posts despite himself. He's a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he's not a billionaire? It's because he surrounds himself with glad-handing nonsensical, douchenozzle yes-men like Cornfed Pig, who's gonna tell him everything he wants to hear... and I'd like to think that maybe this forum will be better after Madison Carter is dead, but the fact is it's gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter Room Temperature and his doofus mod-in-law and the rest of his stupid mod family!
Let me tell you a personal story about Madison Carter. You know we do this whole "no politics/religion" rule--
