WWE Funny Quotes/Skits

[gav]

(Introduction)

This is my 1st post.,Salutations, I'm Gav(Im from Dublin,Ireland so I reckon I'm safe from reprisal if I go too far, hence the use of my real name)
, Don't worry, I've read the rules they seem intuitive enough(Jock Stein once said "if you have enough common sense, you have wisdom")

Topic:


Anyhoo, down to business:
I'm thinking of telling a girl I know that I like wrestling.
She thinks I'm smart and intelligent, I don't want to blow my cover
This is where you guys come in
Could you please post funny one-liners e.g the Kurt Angle D-Lo quote
Include skits if they're funny to a normal person(e.g Christian vs Cena @ RR), not Wrestlecrap funny (e.g Katie Vick, the recent JR one)
If you had the link to the Edge-Christian quotefest website posted a month ago, it'd be great

I'l start us off
The Rock "What's your name?......IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS"

The Rock(burying Billy Gunn) "Your music plays...(sings) "Well I'm an asswhole"

Christian(I expect this guy to be well represented
Cena"You said you could freestyle, hit me w somethin, do what you gotta do?
C .... Tomko, gimme a beat
TT.....(no)

HHH"Why don't I just kick your ass right now(or as you like to say every time you want a cheap pop), in Boston, Massachussetts"(try saying that out loud when you're drunk

I'l definitely have more later, it's just this post is too long

[Tha Kid Joker]

Look up at the top bar and hit "Profile". Hit "Modify Profile" and there will be a space to enter your signature.

[sigmundfreud]

Welcome to the board, Gav. You seem like a nice fellow, but.......


That rap was repugnant.

[shovelman]

you have a lot to learn my friend and I do mean a lot, but being the nice guy I am I'll help you.

JBL: If you were any smarter, you be a complete moron!

[Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h]

I'd love to help ya out...but i have no idea what you just said

[gav]

I thought you might like the rap given the propensity of rappers to use mfer(maybe that word was invented when someone read Freud!j/k
Back on topic:

The Rock(backstage w/ Tomko) Yeah... The Rock's a big fan of yours" (Tomko smiles) "Yeah The Rock loves your show,"Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"

The Rock mocking Big Show's pose

Trish (at the date w/ Vis) "Have you seen a 500-pound black man with a white mohawk?"

The Rock stealing Cole's headset

M. Cole (circa 99) "Mankind just got hit in the face with a steal stare!" (a unique way to sell a CHAIR shot)

M.Cole @ Mania 15(talking up the Hell In A Cell) "You could cut a finger in it"

[gav]

I KNEW my post was too long.
Basically, I'm trying to tell a girl I like wrestling
If you guys could post funny WWE stuff(normal funny, not wrestlecrap funny, it'd be great
Sorry 'bout d confusion

[gav]

The best half of my rap was cut, I didn't have enough space:(
I'l post it in full in the Off Topic 2moro
On topic
HHH referring to Big Show as "Freddie Mercury"
My posting will now cease, Peace!

[Triple B]

shovelman said:

you have a lot to learn my friend and I do mean a lot, but being the nice guy I am I'll help you.

JBL: If you were any smarter, you be a complete moron!

I still laughed like a Hiena when at the ECW: ONS PPV, JBL was heard on camera yelling from the balcony down to Rey Mysterio in the ring "I have a ticket ya little Mexican."

I just thought it was funny.


Oh yeah, and advice for Gav... um... More uses of the Enter key after sentances. Break them up. Then add some color. Perhaps some nice drapes. And a throw pillow or two couldn't hurt. And maybe a nice rug.

Cause Dude, that rug really brought the room together.

Nobody will get that joke.

[DiBiase is Good]

No-one except for Big Lebowski fans

[Pgarodactyl]

Edge and Christian (don't know who said what)

"Pfft... 'the Game'... what kind of nickname is that?"
"Yeah, who's his manager? Milton Bradley?"

[Triple B]

dibiaseisgood said:

No-one except for Big Lebowski fans

Wait. You mean there are Lebowski fans now?

On the internet?

Sweet.

[Two-Time Champ Darth Violence]

Yes! I get to drop my favorite Joel Gertner quote again!

Joel: "TNN: We've Got Pop!" Well, that's better than their last slogan.
Joey: What was that?
Joel: "TNN: We F*** Goats!"

Another funny one:

King: Hey, Triple H, she's speaking in Spanish. Are you bilingual?
HHH: I'm 'bi' a lot of things, but 'lingual' isn't one of them!


And one from our friends at TNA:

Michael Shane: NASCAR? That stands for Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks!

[Lance Uppercut]

laz said:

Edge and Christian (don't know who said what)

"Pfft... 'the Game'... what kind of nickname is that?"
"Yeah, who's his manager? Milton Bradley?"

Yeah I am the Parcheesi

[Phoenix]

www.teamcanadaonline.ca/strategy/ToBeSortedByRob/encquotes.html


Edge and Christian quotes

its all you need

[BrianZane]

Goldust as Steve Irwin. Nuff said.

[Ben Wyatt]

RVD/Kane from around XMAS 02

(RVD got Kane Chutes and Ladders for XMAS)

Kane:"When I was a kid, I didnt get much for christmas, I usually played with squirrels and rats in my basement" (Kane then says more depessing stuff I cant recall before sadly walking off)

RVD: "I KNEW I should have gotten him Hungry Hungry Hippos"

[THRJamesAngelo]

Best skit ever = Rock and Austin singing together

[Larryhausen]

Some Classic Angle stuff. Particular the Milk Truck incident, and hhis feud with Edge was pretty funny, as well.

The DX parody of the Nation.

Anything Chris Jericho ever said between 1997 and 2002.

[PrimeTyme]

I DONT KNOWWWWWWWW