Pancakes
AC Slater
Vintage Coleism
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Post by Pancakes on Apr 8, 2013 17:18:10 GMT -5
I'm really starting to worry about her health.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2013 18:14:04 GMT -5
Oh yeah? Well your mother is so ugly that it affects her self esteem.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2013 18:31:50 GMT -5
Your mother is so short, she needs you to help reach things on the top shelf!
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
Posts: 5,964
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Post by H-Virus on Apr 8, 2013 19:48:02 GMT -5
Your mama is so old, her chances of dying due to old age are significantly higher than they would be for someone several years younger than her.
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
Posts: 7,331
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Post by Goldenbane on Apr 8, 2013 20:18:57 GMT -5
Your momma is so slow, it takes her an hour to watch 60 minutes!!
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
Posts: 8,423 
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Post by The Sam on Apr 8, 2013 21:44:53 GMT -5
Your Mum is so dumb, but only in certain aspects like Astrophysics and Quantum Mechanics. But she is smart in other ways like being a good mother and raising her children right and the Goldbach conjecture.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2013 21:54:34 GMT -5
Yo mama so dumb she heard it was chilly outside and went outside with a bowl!
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Apr 8, 2013 21:57:42 GMT -5
Your momma is so dumb, she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2013 0:03:34 GMT -5
Your momma is so hot I want to have sexual intercourse with her
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Post by DSR on Apr 9, 2013 0:27:34 GMT -5
Your momma is so nice, tell her I said hi.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Apr 9, 2013 2:33:14 GMT -5
Yo momma is so cool she's ice cold.
Seriously, get her a jacket or something because I think she might have hypothermia.
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
Posts: 13,571
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Post by theryno665 on Apr 9, 2013 6:37:51 GMT -5
Yo momma is a classy lady.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Apr 9, 2013 6:45:55 GMT -5
Your momma is so dumb, she bought tickets to Xbox Live. This made me legit LOL. |
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Post by Savage Gambino on Apr 9, 2013 6:47:11 GMT -5
Your momma is like Darfur; everyone feels really bad for her, but nobody wants to help her.
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on Apr 9, 2013 9:05:14 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it read "To Be continued"
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ToyfareMark
Vegeta
A WINNER IS YOU!
In Hutch I trust!
Posts: 9,626
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Post by ToyfareMark on Apr 9, 2013 9:32:49 GMT -5
Your mom is so fat.... {Spoiler} She wipes her ass with a mattress. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 9, 2013 10:09:39 GMT -5
Yo mamma's so stupid she went to the football game and thought a quarterback was a refund.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Apr 9, 2013 10:10:14 GMT -5
Your momma is so fat that when she was in a Hollywood movie she had a Stunt Triple!
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on Apr 9, 2013 10:11:04 GMT -5
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a blood test.
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Post by Modern Day Maharaja on Apr 9, 2013 10:20:41 GMT -5
Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.
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