Post embarrassing facts about yourself FAN

[King Ghidorah]

Now I know what you're thinking, why tell FAN such horrible things about myself, well its because we are a FANmily. That means we get to tell embarrassing stories about ourselves, It's in the rules.

1. I have more plushies of Kirby than their are books of the bible
2. I am terribly afraid of muppets
3. I never reach into anything I can't see inside. This makes for very awkward situations

[Deleted]

1. I didn't learn to tie my shoes until I was about 12.
2. I play Bass but not Guitar.
3. I sometimes visit 4chan and I don't watch Manga/Anime.

[Push R Truth]

I was at least 12 before I could tell what direction was Left or Right without pretending to write with my hand first.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

I couldn't tell the time until I was about 10 and couldn't tie my laces until I was 13. Only so far you can go with velcros and slip ons it seems!

[Deleted]

While I've never really had trouble with left and right in its own right, even to this day if you give me directions in terms of east or west it'll take me a few seconds to figure out which you mean.

[edtheripper]

I'm 35 and I've never learned to tie my shoes. I've also never been able to ride a bike. And apparently, I throw the weakest punches in the history of man.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

I still pick my nose.

[TK The Friendly Robot]

1) I couldn't tie my shoes or ride a bike until I was 13, I still don't like to tie my shoes even though I can. I'm now in my late 20's.

2) I was a 'Channer for a good 5 years starting in 2006.

3) I have never been in a relationship with anyone who was single to begin with, I am the biggest "woman stealer" I know and have been the "bit on the side" for the duration of a couple of those relationships. I am now happily engaged to be married.

[543Y2J]

1) I am the whitest guy you ever met, so much so that I used to go to breakdancing lessons and my main moves were popping and locking, and I performed it many times at school not just in talent competitions.
2) While on a camping trip I was sitting on a hill in a foldup chair, managed to fall down the hill, still completely in the fold up chair and with orange juice all over me.
3) Because of my dyspraxia I used to fall over a lot while growing up...and I mean a lot.
4) I once made a mixed cd for a girl I liked during high school during my One Tree Hill Cheesy Phase, in which I thought a girl I liked would appreciate the most outrageous and biggest social showings of affection. Yeah I was heavily influenced by relationships on television when I was growing up, as I have found from Charlie Brooker in my adult years, this is not the best direction to go in obviously....

[J is Justice]

1. I can't ride a bike.
2. I can't do simple sums.
3. I have hair growing on my ear lobes.
4. I own the Care Bears movie.
5. My favourite anime are shoujo.

[beamanhogan]

1) My wife buys the Spiderman Cheese-Its for me, not my 3 year old son
2) I unknowingly give a death look to the people that I share pizza with whenever they go for another slice

[Bone Daddy]

Most of the embarrassing things about me are like, "I spend a lot of my day on a message board discussing cartoons" and "I was once a member of an E-fed"

[aka Cthulhu]

1. I panic at the sight of frogs. Not pictures, but actual frogs that find their way inside the house.
2. I have a similar problem with left and right... kinda. I can tell left from right, and east from west, but I got confused at the Filipino equivalents of those words. Since I happen to live there, I find it very embarrassing that I'm more used to the English words instead of my own native language.

[TK The Friendly Robot]

Apr 11, 2013 8:58:50 GMT -5 Bone Daddy said:

Most of the embarrassing things about me are like, "I spend a lot of my day on a message board discussing cartoons wrestling" and "I was once a member of an E-fed"

These are both me too although I ain't embarrassed at all, I ain't got no shame when it comes to mah fandoms!

[Square]

I have no nipples

[Sephiroth]

1. I am so cheap I take condiment packets home from restaurants instead of buying them in a store
2. I am terrified of porcelain dolls
3. I can't do long math in my head

[The Lach is very tired]

I own more shoes than my wife.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Oh, I also can't ride a bike too well. Like, I can do it if pressed, but I prefer going on foot and if I have to bike, I'll be extremely precarious.

And finally, I shave my chest. It doesn't get like, extremely hairy, but as I've exercised more over the years, I've developed more defined chest muscles, and the hair gathers underneath them. Which looks kinda gross, so I get rid.

[Hawk Hart]

I refuse to go into water I can't see the bottom of, I spent roughly $300 on both high end cologne and Pokemon cards last year ($600 total), my car is older than my most recent girlfriend, and I watch the View.

[Bone Daddy]

Apr 11, 2013 10:33:01 GMT -5 Hawk Hart said:

I refuse to go into water I can't see the bottom of, I spent roughly $300 on both high end cologne and Pokemon cards last year ($600 total), my car is older than my most recent girlfriend, and I watch the View.

Will you be my best friend?