A question for the FAN

[Urfarkendarf]

I saw this question on a PWI Q&A and thought it was funny. What say you?

Ok, so you're backstage at a WWE show, and for some reason, everyone is annoyed with you. If one of the roster gets their hands on you, you're going to get a beating. You're stuck on a corridor. At one end is Mark Henry. At the other end is Brock Lesnar. Which way are you going to run?

[Deleted]

Definitely Henry. He has a lot more injuries you can exploit if you really must and he's a hell of a lot slower and less agile so you might be able to slip past him. Also insert a joke about that time he was chasing Nexus.

[Deleted]

Mark. Lesnar fought in cages and, imo, would have that killer instinct.

I'm not saying Lesnar would straight up beat me to death since I think he's basically a decent guy deep down but, even in a worked environment, he seems like a reckless guy.

I think Mark would stop, after, you knowing, beating the f*** out of me. Lesnar, dunno about that.

[Marty McFry]

Who ever I believed had the most money, because once that beating is over I'd be taking them for a sweet payout.

[Dat Dude]

Henry. Mark, at the end of the day is a good dude who would only do enough damage just the make his point. Brock on the other hand seems like a legit sadist.

[paywindah]

Lesnar. Like Heyman says, he doesn't fight for free.

[Urfarkendarf]

I think Id just drop to my knees and start crying.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Apr 16, 2013 12:09:46 GMT -5 paywindah said:

Lesnar. Like Heyman says, he doesn't fight for free.

Ask 3MB how well that went.

[Urfarkendarf]

Im actually surprised Brock is winning. Yea, I know he's a beast, but Mark Henry is legitimately just as scary and could be stronger.

[Brother Nero....Wolfe]

I don't know, even if I could potentially outrun or escape from one of them they could both most definitely hit me at least once and slow me down, prompting the other to catch up with me and thus granting me nothing short of a painful death. So I don't think my decision would matter much.

[Mike Wooster]

Henry. He'd just kill me. Lesnar would kill me and desecrate my corpse.

[Deleted]

There is a better chance of outrunning Henry then Lesnar. Ask the Nexus who managed to run past Henry when he was ahead!

[Elvis]

Pretty sure I can outrun Mark Henry if I can get past him.



Also I heard he's a nice guy.

[cool guy]

Henry's area of expertise is lifting heavy things, while Lesnar's is actually beating the shit out of people.

[Urfarkendarf]

I figured bumping this was timely.

[Chip]

Henry, I feel like he'd be more merciful.

[Kevin Hamilton]

Mark seems like one of the nicest people alive; so you could probably reason with him, or outrun him if that didn't work.

With Brock, you're pretty much a stain.

[kevin]

Apr 16, 2013 11:41:35 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Definitely Henry. He has a lot more injuries you can exploit if you really must and he's a hell of a lot slower and less agile so you might be able to slip past him. Also insert a joke about that time he was chasing Nexus.

Exactly what I was thinking now I am as slow as I am it would not matter but with Mark I would at least have a better chance to escape before my inevitable demise.

[Cry Baby]

Mark. I think I could get a cuddle off of him, in the end.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

I think I could get around Brock if I hit him in the Diverticulitis.