Reese Witherspoon arrested for disorderly conduct

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Her husband arrested for DUI suspicion.

www.eonline.com/news/410270/jim-toth-and-reese-witherspoon-arrested-on-suspicion-of-dui-and-disorderly-conduct

Why is Reese the headline, though? Because she actually dared to do the arrogant famous person "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" schtick with the cop that led to her arrest.

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I hope the cop really did say, "Sit on your butt." That's the highlight of this story. That or the, "You're about to find out who I am," - that sounds like the kind of one-liner that proceeds a serious ass-kicking.

Unlike if you say, "You'll recognize just who I am," as that just means you're about to get stomped. It's all about the wording.

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I would have loved it if the cop was like:

"Yes, yes, you were fantastic in Election but Selma Blair overshadowed you in Cruel Intentions. Now, into the car!"

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

Just be glad she didn't have To Walk The Line

[BigBadZ]

Apr 21, 2013 19:06:26 GMT -5 Brood Lone Wolf Funker said:

Just be glad she didn't have To Walk The Line

She probably would have if they were in Sweet Home Alabama

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Apr 21, 2013 18:40:10 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

I hope the cop really did say, "Sit on your butt." That's the highlight of this story. That or the, "You're about to find out who I am," - that sounds like the kind of one-liner that proceeds a serious ass-kicking.

Unlike if you say, "You'll recognize just who I am," as that just means you're about to get stomped. It's all about the wording.

She should've realized that the quota for living out a movie scenario had already been filled by those 2 Boston bombers for this week and just shut the hell up.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

She'll be thinking about this even Four Christmases from now.

[BorneAgain]

Somewhere Ryan Phillipe cackles.

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This definetly was not one of her Best Laid Plans.

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

She's definetly an American Psycho.

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

Apr 21, 2013 19:08:57 GMT -5 BigBadZ said:

Apr 21, 2013 19:06:26 GMT -5 Brood Lone Wolf Funker said:

Just be glad she didn't have To Walk The Line

She probably would have if they were in Sweet Home Alabama

Did those cops have any cruel intentions?

[543Y2J]

Doesn't that now make her...Illegally Blonde

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Little do the cops know that This Means War.

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One plus side to this thread, I now know of some movies she was in besides Walk the Line. Though I haven't seen that one either so I probably have not seen anything she's in, but still, good to know there I guess.

Edit: Strike that, I have seen a movie she was in now that I look at her Wikipedia page... Little Nicky of all things.

[Joe Neglia]

Wish I was that cop. Woulda shot back with "Yeah, aren't you Alicia Silverstone?"

[wisdomwizard]

Aw, that sucks. I like Reese Witherspoon. Aw well, at least there wasn't a serious accident.

[Welfare Willis]

When karma heard the news she replied, "That's for This means War."

[Dat Dude]

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Poor girl. Sounds like she needs some help.